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John H[_8_] January 20th 09 11:01 PM

The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 
Was it spotted at the inauguration today? I saw the picture below, and I'm
wondering if someone finally got a picture of this famous bird.

http://blog.nola.com/dougmaccash/200...canada%202.jpg
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *

Jim749283432 January 21st 09 01:13 PM

The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 
GC Boater wrote:
On Jan 20, 5:01 pm, John H wrote:
Was it spotted at the inauguration today? I saw the picture below, and I'm
wondering if someone finally got a picture of this famous bird.

http://blog.nola.com/dougmaccash/200...canada%202.jpg
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *


The Associated Press is reporting that he was spotted on the perimeter
of the crowd trying to edge his way toward the inaugural platform,
acting like a chicken hen, pecking and scratching. Representative
John Lewis of Georgia, who encountered the bird, reported that in its
parrot-like voice the creature was screeching over and over, “I was a
classmate of Obama at Columbia!” The Capitol Police apprehended the
bird as he approached Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware, the Vice President
Elect. Sen. Biden, never one to hold back, told a CNN reporter, “I’ve
heard of that crazy fool. He needs to be locked up.” At last report,
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was being held in the Washington, DC
jail in lieu of $50 bond, which he was unable to post.


That's an out and out lie. There were no arrests at that gathering. Once
they realized he was a leebrul, palms up, sympathizer he was not detained.

John H[_8_] January 21st 09 01:29 PM

The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 
On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:13:28 -0500, Jim749283432 wrote:

GC Boater wrote:
On Jan 20, 5:01 pm, John H wrote:
Was it spotted at the inauguration today? I saw the picture below, and I'm
wondering if someone finally got a picture of this famous bird.

http://blog.nola.com/dougmaccash/200...canada%202.jpg
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *


The Associated Press is reporting that he was spotted on the perimeter
of the crowd trying to edge his way toward the inaugural platform,
acting like a chicken hen, pecking and scratching. Representative
John Lewis of Georgia, who encountered the bird, reported that in its
parrot-like voice the creature was screeching over and over, “I was a
classmate of Obama at Columbia!” The Capitol Police apprehended the
bird as he approached Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware, the Vice President
Elect. Sen. Biden, never one to hold back, told a CNN reporter, “I’ve
heard of that crazy fool. He needs to be locked up.” At last report,
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was being held in the Washington, DC
jail in lieu of $50 bond, which he was unable to post.


That's an out and out lie. There were no arrests at that gathering. Once
they realized he was a leebrul, palms up, sympathizer he was not detained.


You're saying this is not a mug shot?

http://blog.nola.com/dougmaccash/200...canada%202.jpg
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *

[email protected] January 21st 09 01:31 PM

The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 
On Jan 20, 6:01*pm, John H wrote:
Was it spotted at the inauguration today? I saw the picture below, and I'm
wondering if someone finally got a picture of this famous bird.

http://blog.nola.com/dougmaccash/200...canada%202.jpg
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *


No, the creature is much more hideous, much fatter, and will be seen
constantly chewing on it's nails.

Jim749293432 January 21st 09 02:08 PM

The Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus
 
John H wrote:
On Wed, 21 Jan 2009 08:13:28 -0500, Jim749283432 wrote:

GC Boater wrote:
On Jan 20, 5:01 pm, John H wrote:
Was it spotted at the inauguration today? I saw the picture below, and I'm
wondering if someone finally got a picture of this famous bird.

http://blog.nola.com/dougmaccash/200...canada%202.jpg
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *
The Associated Press is reporting that he was spotted on the perimeter
of the crowd trying to edge his way toward the inaugural platform,
acting like a chicken hen, pecking and scratching. Representative
John Lewis of Georgia, who encountered the bird, reported that in its
parrot-like voice the creature was screeching over and over, “I was a
classmate of Obama at Columbia!” The Capitol Police apprehended the
bird as he approached Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware, the Vice President
Elect. Sen. Biden, never one to hold back, told a CNN reporter, “I’ve
heard of that crazy fool. He needs to be locked up.” At last report,
Krausii Liesallthetime Marylandus was being held in the Washington, DC
jail in lieu of $50 bond, which he was unable to post.

That's an out and out lie. There were no arrests at that gathering. Once
they realized he was a leebrul, palms up, sympathizer he was not detained.


You're saying this is not a mug shot?

http://blog.nola.com/dougmaccash/200...canada%202.jpg
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *


That's definately not the bird we've been monitoring. Could be one of
his Canadian Maritime associates though.


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