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But could be.
They sure sound like they could.... YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.. "Vision without action is just dreaming. Action without vision is just passing the time. Vision with Action changes the future." Unknown |
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On Jan 18, 10:47*pm, Tim wrote:
But could be. They sure sound like they could.... YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP *When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with *large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.. "Vision without action is just dreaming. Action without vision is just passing the time. Vision with Action changes the future." Unknown That is worthy of a double snerk snerk... "The French hate us because we came in and showed their women how real men act when called upon to defend their freedom... I said that to a couple of pansie assholes in Disney World about a decade ago after having seen them push an old lady out of the way to get to a tram... You could have heard a pin drop...;) |
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On Jan 19, 6:51*am, John H wrote:
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:47:03 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: But could be. They sure sound like they could.... YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with *large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.. "Vision without action is just dreaming. Action without vision is just passing the time. Vision with Action changes the future." Unknown Oh man. You probably just ****ed off a bunch of liberals. But, that's OK. Enjoyable post! -- * *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? ** John H Well, maybe a few Frenchmen.... |
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:47:03 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
But could be. They sure sound like they could.... YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.. "Vision without action is just dreaming. Action without vision is just passing the time. Vision with Action changes the future." Unknown Oh man. You probably just ****ed off a bunch of liberals. But, that's OK. Enjoyable post! -- * I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? * John H |
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Tim wrote:
On Jan 19, 6:51 am, John H wrote: On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:47:03 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: But could be. They sure sound like they could.... YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.. "Vision without action is just dreaming. Action without vision is just passing the time. Vision with Action changes the future." Unknown Oh man. You probably just ****ed off a bunch of liberals. But, that's OK. Enjoyable post! -- * I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? * John H Well, maybe a few Frenchmen.... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. |
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"hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch |
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On Jan 19, 7:04*am, hk wrote:
Tim wrote: On Jan 19, 6:51 am, John H wrote: On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:47:03 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: But could be. They sure sound like they could.... YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with *large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.. "Vision without action is just dreaming. Action without vision is just passing the time. Vision with Action changes the future." Unknown Oh man. You probably just ****ed off a bunch of liberals. But, that's OK. Enjoyable post! -- * *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? ** John H Well, maybe a few Frenchmen.... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. And if it hadn't been for the French, we probably wouldn't have been involved in the European theater's of ww1 and ww2 |
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Eisboch wrote:
"hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. I used to think it was because the French and the French government were arrogant, but in the last eight years, we've certain surpassed them in that regard. I'm not a fan of "modern" France, but I sure appreciate French history and culture over the centuries. I don't like the haute cuisine, either, but some of the regional food is just wonderful. |
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Tim wrote:
On Jan 19, 7:04 am, hk wrote: If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. And if it hadn't been for the French, we probably wouldn't have been involved in the European theater's of ww1 and ww2 You mean, we'd be speaking German as our first language? I think you are way off base on that one. It was our relationship and support of Great Britain more than any relationship with France that brought us into the European war in the 1940's. |
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On Jan 19, 7:25*am, hk wrote:
Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. I used to think it was because the French and the French government were arrogant, but in the last eight years, we've certain surpassed them in that regard. Well, back in the 50's, France declaring their ww2 war debts to the US as "null and void" But i doubt if that has anything to do with it.... |
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:33:45 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
On Jan 19, 7:25*am, hk wrote: Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. I used to think it was because the French and the French government were arrogant, but in the last eight years, we've certain surpassed them in that regard. Well, back in the 50's, France declaring their ww2 war debts to the US as "null and void" But i doubt if that has anything to do with it.... Hee, hee. Tolja! -- * I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? * John H |
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 05:24:12 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:
Well, maybe a few Frenchmen.... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. And if it hadn't been for the French, we probably wouldn't have been involved in the European theater's of ww1 and ww2 And if it hadn't been for the submarine bases in France, the war may have been over much more quickly. -- * I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? * John H |
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"hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war. |
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mmc wrote:
"hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war. I know that is part of it, but it seems to me there is much more. Ahhh...Halliburton...the perfect symbol of corporate America, except didn't I read that Halliburton moved its headquarters offshore to avoid legal liabilities and taxes? |
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On Jan 19, 10:13*am, "mmc" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Clinton used Haliburton (no bids) in the Balkans.. Why, for the same reason Bush did, nobody else does what they do. Facts override talking points every time. For Democrats to harp on Haliburton is intellectually dishonest.. Who's a thunk |
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On Jan 19, 10:38*am, wrote:
On Jan 19, 10:13*am, "mmc" wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Clinton used Haliburton (no bids) in the Balkans.. Why, for the same reason Bush did, nobody else does what they do. Facts override talking points every time. For Democrats to harp on Haliburton is intellectually dishonest.. Who's a thunk- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Just to clarify, Clinton gave no bid contracts to Halliburton to CONTINUE work in the Balkans. It didn't make sense to hire another firm when they were already there. BUT, the fact remains, 98% of Halliburton's political contributions goes to Republicans, Dick Cheney benefits directly from Halliburton, and there are billions of dollars of in either unsupported costs or questionable cost overrides. |
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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:25:49 -0500, hk wrote:
mmc wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war. I know that is part of it, but it seems to me there is much more. Goes back to DeGaulle. There was an American undercurrent of Franco-phobia then when he didn't properly kiss American ass. Johnny Carson did a bit where he had the "French Ambassador" as a guest. Carson seriously asked the Ambassador some questions about tense relations between the countries and the Ambassador answered in a haughty, Gaullist tone, with an annoying French accent. Carson said something like, "Speaking as an American, I suppose my only reaction is this." And slammed the guy in the face with a cream pie. It was so well done the audience gasped in shock. Me too. Then the Frenchy stood up, shook hands with Carson and exited stage right to uproarious laughter. One of my favorite Carson bits, after Ed Ames and the hatchet. Happened to see both of them live. --Vic |
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Vic Smith wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:25:49 -0500, hk wrote: mmc wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war. I know that is part of it, but it seems to me there is much more. Goes back to DeGaulle. There was an American undercurrent of Franco-phobia then when he didn't properly kiss American ass. Johnny Carson did a bit where he had the "French Ambassador" as a guest. Carson seriously asked the Ambassador some questions about tense relations between the countries and the Ambassador answered in a haughty, Gaullist tone, with an annoying French accent. Carson said something like, "Speaking as an American, I suppose my only reaction is this." And slammed the guy in the face with a cream pie. It was so well done the audience gasped in shock. Me too. Then the Frenchy stood up, shook hands with Carson and exited stage right to uproarious laughter. One of my favorite Carson bits, after Ed Ames and the hatchet. Happened to see both of them live. --Vic Me, too. Carson was the best. No one who followed is even close. Too bad he smoked himself to death. |
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On Jan 19, 9:13*am, "mmc" wrote:
"hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - When cleaning up Desert Storm, they wouldn'tallow us to use their air space then, either. Odd they sure benefited from those oil contracts though... |
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On Jan 19, 10:07*am, wrote:
On Jan 19, 10:38*am, wrote: On Jan 19, 10:13*am, "mmc" wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... Eisboch wrote: "hk" wrote in message ... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. Just goes to show what could happen to us. Eisboch We might have remained British? I really do not understand the undercurrent of hatred for the French. It's the whole "freedom fries" thing. They didn't back the Bush administration in the made for Halliburton war.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Clinton used Haliburton (no bids) in the Balkans.. Why, for the same reason Bush did, nobody else does what they do. Facts override talking points every time. For Democrats to harp on Haliburton is intellectually dishonest.. Who's a thunk- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Just to clarify, Clinton gave no bid contracts to Halliburton to CONTINUE work in the Balkans. It didn't make sense to hire another firm when they were already there. BUT, the fact remains, 98% of Halliburton's political contributions goes to Republicans, Dick Cheney benefits directly from Halliburton, and there are billions of dollars of in either unsupported costs or questionable cost overrides.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Of course we used Halliburton. But I suppose they could have put the job up for bids and maybe got Burger King to do the various jobs. LOL Old M-16 saying: "If it's Mattel, It's swell!" |
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"Tim" wrote in message ... On Jan 19, 7:04 am, hk wrote: Tim wrote: On Jan 19, 6:51 am, John H wrote: On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:47:03 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: But could be. They sure sound like they could.... YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP When in England, at a fairly large conference, Condi Rice was asked by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building' by George Bush.She answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?' A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000 people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France have?' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with large group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?' Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German.' You could have heard a pin drop. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE... Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry on. 'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked sarcastically. Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. Then you should know enough to have your passport ready.' The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it. 'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in France!' The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a passport to.' You could have heard a pin drop.. "Vision without action is just dreaming. Action without vision is just passing the time. Vision with Action changes the future." Unknown Oh man. You probably just ****ed off a bunch of liberals. But, that's OK. Enjoyable post! -- * I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? * John H Well, maybe a few Frenchmen.... If it weren't for the French, we might well have lost the Revolutionary War. And if it hadn't been for the French, we probably wouldn't have been involved in the European theater's of ww1 and ww2 -------- Doubtful, even the French resistance didn't trust their own people. And many US & Canadian solders have been shot at with French weapons. Best not to trust them. |
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