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Turn up the volume.

The thought of gays coming out in the Army or Marine Corps brought this
song to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKI21fdR7jg

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On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:49:40 -0500, John H
wrote:

Turn up the volume.

The thought of gays coming out in the Army or Marine Corps brought this
song to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKI21fdR7jg

I envision gays in the military to be more of a Squid problem.

You know - like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

--

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

Steven Wright

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On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:52:45 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:49:40 -0500, John H
wrote:

Turn up the volume.

The thought of gays coming out in the Army or Marine Corps brought this
song to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKI21fdR7jg

I envision gays in the military to be more of a Squid problem.

You know - like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

Not touching that one. No way. No how. You'll notice I've not mentioned the
Navy or Air Force. Accidentally.

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On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:53:21 -0500, John H
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:52:45 GMT, Wizard of Woodstock
wrote:

On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:49:40 -0500, John H
wrote:

Turn up the volume.

The thought of gays coming out in the Army or Marine Corps brought this
song to mind.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKI21fdR7jg

I envision gays in the military to be more of a Squid problem.

You know - like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw

Not touching that one. No way. No how. You'll notice I've not mentioned the
Navy or Air Force. Accidentally.

The Junior Birdmen are ok.

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)

--

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to
your height."

Casey Stengel

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"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Eisboch

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"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Eisboch

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like fox
hole diggers.

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On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

--

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity
is a better defense.

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On Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:38:52 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
.. .

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

It's all about being one with the mud.

OOOOMMMMMM....

--

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

Steven Wright

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"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

--

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity
is a better defense.

I know some of the stuff we missed out on. Junkle Rot, bugs in the shoes
(not really, I was based at Biloxi, and Cock Roaches were endemic), no golf
courses for the ossifers. . .

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"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)



Oh, I know what I missed. I don't miss it.

Eisboch

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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:36:38 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

My goodness, that sounds almost like....Vietnam!
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

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"John H" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:36:38 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get
to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

My goodness, that sounds almost like....Vietnam!
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

I still kid my brother about his sleeping in a tent at China Beach (SeaBee)
building the hospital, while I sat in an air conditioned electronics shop at
stateside bases.

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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:59:05 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:36:38 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get
to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

My goodness, that sounds almost like....Vietnam!
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

I still kid my brother about his sleeping in a tent at China Beach (SeaBee)
building the hospital, while I sat in an air conditioned electronics shop at
stateside bases.


I was lucky. I had a 'hootch' at Cu Chi Base Camp. Didn't spend one night
in a tent. Hell, I even had a refrigerator in my hootch, won in a poker
game by the guy who was there before me. It was coincidental, I took his
company in Germany, when he went to Vietnam, and when I got to Vietnam I
took over his company there.
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

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"John H" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 10:59:05 -0800, "Calif Bill"

wrote:


"John H" wrote in message
. ..
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:36:38 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get
to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

My goodness, that sounds almost like....Vietnam!
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

I still kid my brother about his sleeping in a tent at China Beach
(SeaBee)
building the hospital, while I sat in an air conditioned electronics shop
at
stateside bases.


I was lucky. I had a 'hootch' at Cu Chi Base Camp. Didn't spend one night
in a tent. Hell, I even had a refrigerator in my hootch, won in a poker
game by the guy who was there before me. It was coincidental, I took his
company in Germany, when he went to Vietnam, and when I got to Vietnam I
took over his company there.
--

What a treat for his men!

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On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:27:27 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

I know some of the stuff we missed out on. Junkle Rot, bugs in the shoes
(not really, I was based at Biloxi, and Cock Roaches were endemic), no golf
courses for the ossifers. . .

I forgot to mention the leeches, mosquitos, rice bugs, gnats,
no-seeums and other sundry critters that made life to enjoyable for
REAL men.

Pansies. :)

--

I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet
its hard to pronounce.

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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 03:02:08 -0500, "Eisboch"
wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies. :)

Oh, I know what I missed. I don't miss it.

Oh come on - you know you would have loved it.

You just don't want to admit it. :)

--

"All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to
your height."

Casey Stengel

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On Jan 18, 8:36*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"



wrote:

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
. ..

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. *:)

Squids are just naturally friendly people. *Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. *Not like fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

Don't forget sitting out under big leafy plants while it's 90 degrees
and raining 8"s an hour.

(or is that a minute?)

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On Jan 19, 6:43*am, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:36:38 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports



wrote:
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. *:)

Squids are just naturally friendly people. *Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. *Not like fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns *in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... * :)

My goodness, that sounds almost like....Vietnam!
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **

John H

Or Philippines

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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:36:03 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote:

On Jan 19, 6:43*am, John H wrote:
On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 02:36:38 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports



wrote:
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. *:)

Squids are just naturally friendly people. *Warm rack, good food, get to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. *Not like fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns *in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... * :)

My goodness, that sounds almost like....Vietnam!
--
* *I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? **

John H

Or Philippines

I didn't get to the Philippines, but I assume you're right.
--
* I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That? *

John H

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On Mon, 19 Jan 2009 21:13:03 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
.. .
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 20:27:27 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
message ...
On Sun, 18 Jan 2009 16:49:29 -0800, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Eisboch" wrote in message
...

"Wizard of Woodstock" wrote in message
...

It's the Squids you gotta watch out for. :)


Squids are just naturally friendly people. Warm rack, good food, get
to
travel about the world's oceans in Uncle Sam's Canoe Club.

Unlike mud grunts.

Almost as civilized as those who ride airplanes for a living. Not like
fox
hole diggers.

Hey - ain't nothing like rolling around in water buffalo sh*t on a hot
humid day - racking out under the leaf canopy listening to the sounds
of the jungle at night or shaking out your boots for the occasional
rat or snake.

You clowns in your nice clean racks with the air conditioning and
three squares a day - yeah, I'm looking at you too Squids - don't know
what you missed out on.

Pansies... :)

I know some of the stuff we missed out on. Junkle Rot, bugs in the shoes
(not really, I was based at Biloxi, and Cock Roaches were endemic), no
golf
courses for the ossifers. . .

I forgot to mention the leeches, mosquitos, rice bugs, gnats,
no-seeums and other sundry critters that made life to enjoyable for
REAL men.

Pansies. :)

--

I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet
its hard to pronounce.

Actually turned down trips to Vietnam twice. First time the Army offered me
W.O. to fly choppers. 1965. Went to all us top students at Keesler and
especially ones that had passed flight physicals. 2nd time as a civilian
contractor for NCR on the 500 series systems at the firebases. They were
not offering enough dinero. Co worker went (former Squid on heavy cruiser)
and NCR finally upped the ante and the per diem. The per diem was not
enough for rent in Saigon. I figured I would not finish college if I went
until I was really old.


I tried for helicopter school. Couldn't get in because of an irregular
heart beat - premature ventricular contractions. They could never pinpoint
the problem, but it kept me out of flight school. Really ****ed me off.
I've not had pvc's for a good thirty years now.

But, the Army did send me to college after Vietnam - paid for everything,
including books, and gave me another $100 for typing support and
miscellaneous costs. Pretty good deal. They called it the "Undergraduate
Degree Completion Program".
--
John H

*A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. *