You might be a redneck if..........
 

You know what he said, "You might be a redneck if you mow your yard
and find a car (or truck or boat)".
Yes, I once mowed my yard and found parts of my daughters sailboard.
Now I have two old dead trucks and am loathe to part with either. I
doubt the Nissan has anything but scrap value but the Dodge may have
useable parts. Question now is: "Save em for my eventual grandkids
to restore or scrap em?"