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Sometimes, you can't make it up...
Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other -
24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc. Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower. Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning, water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher.. nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up) - Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)... Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. |
Sometimes, you can't make it up...
Tom Francis - SWSports wrote:
out of the distance the thump thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the beach check the size of my meat - Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. Was that an actual song, or just your fantasy? :) |
Sometimes, you can't make it up...
"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in message ... Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other - 24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc. Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower. Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning, water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher.. nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up) - Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)... Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. You're quite 'hip' for an older guy. ;-) I never could stand that hipity hop, rap crap. |
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On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. That's music???? |
Sometimes, you can't make it up...
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:06:26 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote: On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. That's music???? In theory. |
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On Dec 16, 4:06*pm, Tim wrote:
On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. That's music???? I wrote a rap song once, it drove the brothers at work crazy: "I can't write music so I write rap. Can't play no guitar so I spin this crap Stole all my music someone wrote it before They gonna' put me in jail Gonna' slam the door...;) " Had a couple of more verses, but you get the idea... Man did they go bull****;) Speaking of worthless bs music, as we speak Christy Lane has a commercial out. Most of you have heard it.. Has anyone ever heard any of those songs sung with less expression? Sounds like she is bored to death, wishing she was somewhere else... Our mechanical Rudolph sings them with more soul.. |
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On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:59:59 -0400, "Don White"
wrote: "Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in message ... Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other - 24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc. Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower. Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning, water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher.. nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up) - Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)... Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. You're quite 'hip' for an older guy. ;-) Comes from having a recently graduated teenager in the house. I never could stand that hipity hop, rap crap. Neither can I. |
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On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:17:28 -0800 (PST),
wrote: "I can't write music so I write rap. Can't play no guitar so I spin this crap Stole all my music someone wrote it before They gonna' put me in jail Gonna' slam the door...;) " We gonna call you Freakaminute. Hey, that's not bad. I CLAIM COPYRIGHT!!! :) |
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On Dec 16, 4:20*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:59:59 -0400, "Don White" wrote: "Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in messagenews:7g1gk41mgs6uevb3j64l0qubi00r10324q@4a x.com... Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other - 24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc. Speakers on a ski tower? *I asked the sales guy what that was all about. *Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. *This particular boat had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower. Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to put up with music on top of it? *I can picture it now - calm morning, water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher.. nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up) - Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)... Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. You're quite 'hip' for an older guy. ;-) Comes from having a recently graduated teenager in the house. Well, quite frankly I am somewhat surprised you let that stuff through the door. I never could stand that hipity hop, rap crap. Neither can I.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - |
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On Dec 16, 4:28*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:17:28 -0800 (PST), wrote: "I can't write music so I write rap. Can't play no guitar so I spin this crap Stole all my music someone wrote it before They gonna' put me in jail Gonna' slam the door...;) " We gonna call you Freakaminute. Hey, that's not bad. I CLAIM COPYRIGHT!!! * :) Hey, let's do it.. White guy rap! I got a friend with a recording studio and we can use slammers choked up 12 for rhythm... Yo, yo yo crackers...! Freakaminute and the Cracker Rappers! Hey hey hey Cracker Rappers are great We are white and a bit overweight You can't keep up with Freak-a-minute If you think you can, then come and get it. Thumpity thump thump thump thump.... East coast baby, old skool..... |
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On Dec 16, 3:16*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote: On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:06:26 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. That's music???? In theory. That's music theory??? |
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On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:58:53 -0800 (PST), Tim
wrote: On Dec 16, 3:16*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:06:26 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Dec 16, 2:02*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. That's music???? In theory. That's music theory??? Theoretically. |
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On Dec 16, 5:16*pm, John wrote:
On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:43:44 -0800 (PST), wrote: On Dec 16, 4:28*pm, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:17:28 -0800 (PST), wrote: "I can't write music so I write rap. Can't play no guitar so I spin this crap Stole all my music someone wrote it before They gonna' put me in jail Gonna' slam the door...;) " We gonna call you Freakaminute. Hey, that's not bad. I CLAIM COPYRIGHT!!! * :) Hey, let's do it.. White guy rap! *I got a friend with a recording studio and we can use slammers choked up 12 for rhythm... Yo, yo yo crackers...! Freakaminute and the Cracker Rappers! Hey hey hey Cracker Rappers are great We are white and a bit overweight You can't keep up with Freak-a-minute If you think you can, then come and get it. Thumpity thump thump thump thump.... East coast baby, old skool..... About 1200 watts in the trunk. Cool. -- John- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - Hey, we's rappers... Now I just got ta' learn how to contort my fingas and flip the sign...;) |
Sometimes, you can't make it up...
"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in message ... Saw a Centurion ski/wakeboard boat today - Enzo something or other - 24 footer with, get this, powder coated "ski tower", etc. Speakers on a ski tower? I asked the sales guy what that was all about. Turns out that wakeboarders/skiers like to have music while they are out jumping wakes, ramps and the like. This particular boat had a 400 watt amp with subs and "kickers" on the tower. Damn - bad enough we have to put up with these morons, now we got to put up with music on top of it? I can picture it now - calm morning, water like glass, birds chirping and out of the distance the thump thump thump of heavy bass and Ludacris rapping: Yo, girl you taste like a cinnabun - So sweet from the thighs to the cheek- Sex on the beach check the size of my meat - Call me the pusher ludacris king ding-a-ling sheet smusher - Sweet street pusher give me that gusher.. nasty stuff - Looker I took her..ran out of liquor... (time to re-up) - Here comes her nigga (who give's a ****)... Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. Most of the wakeboarders here with the big speakers actually play some decent rock music. Need the beat I guess, which Rap lacks. |
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"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in message ... On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:58:53 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Dec 16, 3:16 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports wrote: On Tue, 16 Dec 2008 13:06:26 -0800 (PST), Tim wrote: On Dec 16, 2:02 pm, Tom Francis - SWSports Just what we need - more music to appreciate nature. That's music???? In theory. That's music theory??? Theoretically. You are probably just like the guy from Office Space. Listen in the car. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSje5N0VzlY |
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