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GC Boater December 4th 08 08:20 AM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
From a Harry Krause Posting:

Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?

No problemo!

Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!

Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...

Click the sky...

Drag the size slider to size the control point...

Adjust brightness and contrast....

Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...

It's easy!

* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!

(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )

Click the sky!

__________________________________

Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.

Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.

Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.

Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.

No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.

It's easy. Click the sky!




[email protected] December 4th 08 01:23 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
On Dec 4, 3:20*am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:

Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?

No problemo!

Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!

Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...

Click the sky...

Drag the size slider to size the control point...

Adjust brightness and contrast....

Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...

It's easy!

* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!

(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... * :) * )

Click the sky!

__________________________________

Not satisfied with the college you went to? *No problemo. *Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.

Ashamed of your wife? *No problemo. *Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.

Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? *No problemo. *Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.

Humiliated by your lack of friends? *No problemo. *Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.

No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.

It's easy. *Click the sky!


The above post was provided by a total dip****, obsessed with H
Krause. Beware the stalking faggot.

[email protected] December 4th 08 01:28 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
On Dec 4, 8:23*am, wrote:

The above post was provided by a total dip****, obsessed with H
Krause. Beware the stalking faggot.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


The above post was provided by a person without the brain power to
make a point without crude low life third grade vulgarities. Beware
the stalking boor.


Jim December 4th 08 01:46 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
wrote:
On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:

Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?

No problemo!

Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!

Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...

Click the sky...

Drag the size slider to size the control point...

Adjust brightness and contrast....

Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...

It's easy!

* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!

(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )

Click the sky!

__________________________________

Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.

Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.

Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.

Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.

No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.

It's easy. Click the sky!


The above post was provided by a total dip****, obsessed with H
Krause. Beware the stalking faggot.


Did Harry or Salty donate sperm to your mother?

[email protected] December 4th 08 01:50 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
On Dec 4, 8:46*am, Jim wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:


Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?


No problemo!


Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!


Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...


Click the sky...


Drag the size slider to size the control point...


Adjust brightness and contrast....


Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...


It's easy!


* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!


(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... * :) * )


Click the sky!


__________________________________


Not satisfied with the college you went to? *No problemo. *Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.


Ashamed of your wife? *No problemo. *Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.


Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? *No problemo. *Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.


Humiliated by your lack of friends? *No problemo. *Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.


No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.


It's easy. *Click the sky!


The above post was provided by a total dip****, obsessed with H
Krause. Beware the stalking faggot.


Did Harry or Salty donate sperm to your mother?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Jim, please don't stoop the slammer and Harry's level.

[email protected] December 4th 08 01:51 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
On Dec 4, 3:20*am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:

Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?

No problemo!

Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!

Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...

Click the sky...

Drag the size slider to size the control point...

Adjust brightness and contrast....

Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...

It's easy!

* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!

(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... * :) * )

Click the sky!

__________________________________

Not satisfied with the college you went to? *No problemo. *Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.

Ashamed of your wife? *No problemo. *Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.

Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? *No problemo. *Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.

Humiliated by your lack of friends? *No problemo. *Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.

No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.

It's easy. *Click the sky!


Did you notice that Harry even had to try to out do someone who was
posting what was in there sock drawer??

Jim December 4th 08 02:01 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
wrote:
On Dec 4, 8:46 am, Jim wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:
Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?
No problemo!
Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!
Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...
Click the sky...
Drag the size slider to size the control point...
Adjust brightness and contrast....
Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...
It's easy!
* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!
(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )
Click the sky!
__________________________________
Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.
Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.
Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.
Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.
No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.
It's easy. Click the sky!
The above post was provided by a total dip****, obsessed with H
Krause. Beware the stalking faggot.

Did Harry or Salty donate sperm to your mother?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Jim, please don't stoop the slammer and Harry's level.


^to?

Not to worry.

Don White December 4th 08 03:56 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 

"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 4, 8:46 am, Jim wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:
Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?
No problemo!
Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!
Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...
Click the sky...
Drag the size slider to size the control point...
Adjust brightness and contrast....
Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...
It's easy!
* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!
(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )
Click the sky!
__________________________________
Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.
Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.
Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.
Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.
No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.
It's easy. Click the sky!
The above post was provided by a total dip****, obsessed with H
Krause. Beware the stalking faggot.
Did Harry or Salty donate sperm to your mother?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


Jim, please don't stoop the slammer and Harry's level.


^to?

Not to worry.


That's right...it would be more like crawling up to their level.



Don White December 4th 08 03:57 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 

wrote in message
...
On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:

Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?

No problemo!

Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!

Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...

Click the sky...

Drag the size slider to size the control point...

Adjust brightness and contrast....

Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...

It's easy!

* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!

(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )

Click the sky!

__________________________________

Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.

Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.

Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.

Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.

No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.

It's easy. Click the sky!


Did you notice that Harry even had to try to out do someone who was
posting what was in *there* sock drawer??

************************************************** *

Say what.... "there"???



Jim December 4th 08 04:06 PM

How to Fix it by Harry Krause
 
Don White wrote:
"Jim" wrote in message
...
wrote:
On Dec 4, 8:46 am, Jim wrote:
wrote:
On Dec 4, 3:20 am, GC Boater wrote:
From a Harry Krause Posting:
Are the skies in your photos not as blue as you'd like them to be?
No problemo!
Use color control points to repaint those pale skies the vivid blue*
you
would like them to be!
Just click the correct icon in the toolbar...
Click the sky...
Drag the size slider to size the control point...
Adjust brightness and contrast....
Save the image using the Save As option in the File menu...
It's easy!
* Or orange, if you want to give your photos that snappy off-planet
look!
(Yes, I have a copy of Capture NX2... :) )
Click the sky!
__________________________________
Not satisfied with the college you went to? No problemo. Just
suddenly graduate from an Ivey League School.
Ashamed of your wife? No problemo. Just make her 20 years younger
and bestow a medical degree upon her.
Embarrassed by your dinky little boat? No problemo. Give yourself a
lobster boat for that snappy off-planet reputation.
Humiliated by your lack of friends? No problemo. Become friends with
every president since Harry Truman and go to work for of one of them.
No problemo anywhere that can't be fixed.
It's easy. Click the sky!
The above post was provided by a total dip****, obsessed with H
Krause. Beware the stalking faggot.
Did Harry or Salty donate sperm to your mother?- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
Jim, please don't stoop the slammer and Harry's level.

^to?

Not to worry.


That's right...it would be more like crawling up to their level.


You are glorifying false idols Donnie. Get a life.


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