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Jakob Krutzfeld March 6th 08 01:12 AM

Shore to ship semaphore
 
Most cruisers don't know semaphore and have little reason to use it.
However, a set of basic arm signals can convey essential messages. Here is
demonstrated a basic shore to ship signal:

http://tinyurl.com/2h2xv3

What does the signal convey?



Al Thomason March 6th 08 01:20 AM

Shore to ship semaphore (WARNING!!!)
 
That you are a ******.

This is one reason I do not like tinyurl, it hides the site it sends
you to (and yes, I have 'configured' tinyurl.com to show confirm
before it passes me on, that does not always work.)


In this case, it takes you to a porno site, most likely ready to
install a virus...

-al-


On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 18:12:34 -0700, "Jakob Krutzfeld"
wrote:

Most cruisers don't know semaphore and have little reason to use it.
However, a set of basic arm signals can convey essential messages. Here is
demonstrated a basic shore to ship signal:



What does the signal convey?



cavelamb himself[_4_] March 6th 08 01:50 AM

Shore to ship semaphore (WARNING!!!)
 
Al Thomason wrote:
That you are a ******.

This is one reason I do not like tinyurl, it hides the site it sends
you to (and yes, I have 'configured' tinyurl.com to show confirm
before it passes me on, that does not always work.)


In this case, it takes you to a porno site, most likely ready to
install a virus...

-al-


On Wed, 5 Mar 2008 18:12:34 -0700, "Jakob Krutzfeld"
wrote:


Most cruisers don't know semaphore and have little reason to use it.
However, a set of basic arm signals can convey essential messages. Here is
demonstrated a basic shore to ship signal:



What does the signal convey?




Thanks Al.

I didn't know you could set the thing up to verify first.

Usually just skipped tinyurls entirely.

Phil Abuster March 6th 08 02:00 AM

Shore to ship semaphore
 

"Jakob Krutzfeld" wrote in message
...
Most cruisers don't know semaphore and have little reason to use it.
However, a set of basic arm signals can convey essential messages. Here is
demonstrated a basic shore to ship signal:

http://tinyurl.com/2h2xv3

What does the signal convey?



I never knew that they could be made that big. I'm surprised they didn't rip
off of her chest or knock her out. hahahaha!!!!

Phil



Larry March 6th 08 04:29 AM

Shore to ship semaphore
 
"Phil Abuster" wrote in
:

I never knew that they could be made that big. I'm surprised they
didn't rip off of her chest or knock her out. hahahaha!!!!

Phil



Is it any wonder why their backs always hurt so they can't mow the lawn,
themselves, or carry out the garbage?




Larry March 6th 08 04:30 AM

Shore to ship semaphore (WARNING!!!)
 
Al Thomason wrote in
:

most likely ready to
install a virus...


Nope...no virii or trojans. It doesn't even install a cookie. It's a
spammer called funnyinside.com.

I downloaded the webpages it points to into Sam Spade (www.samspade.org)
and looked through the simple code.

It wasn't nice....but it wasn't dangerous....unless the wife stepped up
behind you while it was on the screen, anyways....(c;


Bill Kearney March 6th 08 04:55 PM

Shore to ship semaphore (WARNING!!!)
 
Usually just skipped tinyurls entirely.

All the more reason to do your web browsing with Firefox and the NoScript
add-on. This lets you access websites with all scripting and plug-ins
(flash, etc) turned off. You can then easily chose whether to allow a site
that "needs" those features to do so, either temporarily or have them added
to your permanent list. It goes a long way toward stopping pop-ups and
web-based malware.

Try it.

-Bill Kearney


Ernest Scribbler March 6th 08 07:13 PM

Shore to ship semaphore
 
"Jakob Krutzfeld" wrote
http://www.funnyinside.com/BeachBoobs.shtml
What does the signal convey?


I got your signal, "Jake", right he
http://www.ireland.com/blogs/present.../10/banksy.jpg



Capt. JG March 6th 08 07:45 PM

Shore to ship semaphore
 
"Ernest Scribbler" wrote in message
et...
"Jakob Krutzfeld" wrote
http://www.funnyinside.com/BeachBoobs.shtml
What does the signal convey?


I got your signal, "Jake", right he
http://www.ireland.com/blogs/present.../10/banksy.jpg



That's too subtle for him.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Jakob Krutzfeld March 7th 08 04:05 PM

Shore to ship semaphore
 
I'm sorry that an extreme example of the female pulchitrude has offended
your homosexual sensitivities.

Perhaps pictures of nude men doing cartwheels should excite and please both
of you.

I did enjoy that modified painting of the Irish terrorist. I wonder how many
innocent children he slaughtered in the name of God.

Jakob




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