A short fairy tale
 

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said "NO!". And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,
hunting and sailing a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The end

A short fairy tale
 

Gordon wrote in news:13n83qasnb8go61
@corp.supernews.com:

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said "NO!". And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing,
hunting and sailing a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.
The end


I have that nicely typeset over a picture of a guy fly fishing in a
beautiful creek, his pipe in his mouth, a smile on his face, in his waders,
water up to his crotch. Someone sent it to my years ago. At the end, it
says "farted whenever he wanted, leaving the toilet seat up."

Larry
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I worked hard under Social Security since I was 12.
My SS retirement check is one oz of gold per month.
Can we afford to start any more wars for corporations?