Another one bites the dust.
 

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbc.../70607023/1086

A definite Darwin Award candidate

Another one bites the dust.
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
:

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbc...070607/BREAKIN
GNEWS/70607023/1086

A definite Darwin Award candidate



Liability problem in the making?

Larry
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The end of the USA and its Constitution....RIP

Another one bites the dust.
 

On 2007-06-07 17:55:42 -0400, "Wilbur Hubbard"
said:

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbc.../70607023/1086

A

definite Darwin Award candidate

Only if he expired before procreating. At 46, it seems likely he's
already procreated.

Ruby
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Ruby Vee

Focusing on the negative only gives it more power -- Chinese fortune cookie

Another one bites the dust.
 

I just had this real weird thought .. or moment.

There you are sitting in the cockpit, tending to your boat and this yahooo
comes along on his jet ski at top speed. He comes real close and laughs as
he goes by. Then you notice that he is coming back, heading right for the
boat. At the last moment he veers off but he does not see your anchor
chain... %$%^&*()(&6%$$ ... his head is cut right off.

The jet ski keeps going. A HEADLESS JET SKIER.

It circles around the bay at top speed, with a headless driver. As it
passes boats people wave, and then are horrified.

You grab your binoculars.. the jet ski is heading for a waterfront
restaurant. There are hundreds of patrons on the deck, having drinks. A
steel drum band is playing. "Stepped on a pop top .. " is wafting across
the bay. You hear a scream. Someone is diving off the deck. "He has no
head" "He has no head" one young woman is calling out.

A near riot has started. Tables are turned over. The jet ski has been
knocked off course, it is now going directly at the large Hinkley with the
English captain. The same English captain who refused to say hello when you
sailed by.

The English captain is standing on his cabin roof. He is yelling "stop,
stop, turn, turn, .. "

For some unexplained reason the body moves. The accelerator is released.
The jet ski comes to a stop.

It floats right up against the big Hinkley. A Hinkley, an English captain
and a headless body on a jet ski.

As I lower my binoculars I notice a young woman in the water. I pull her
onboard. She is almost naked. She was on the
deck, she said she was knocked in the water. We are soon below, she is
tasting a nice wine, and I am giving her a slow back rub.

The steel band is playing again.

In the distance "Just another saturday night and I aint got nobody
Ive got some money cause I just got paid
How I wish I had some chick to talk to
I'm in an awful way"


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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...
http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbc.../70607023/1086

A definite Darwin Award candidate

Another one bites the dust.
 

"NE Sailboat" wrote in message
news:NIwai.2014$c45.1553@trndny06...
I just had this real weird thought .. or moment.

There you are sitting in the cockpit, tending to your boat and this yahooo
comes along on his jet ski at top speed. He comes real close and laughs
as he goes by. Then you notice that he is coming back, heading right for
the boat. At the last moment he veers off but he does not see your anchor
chain... %$%^&*()(&6%$$ ... his head is cut right off.

The jet ski keeps going. A HEADLESS JET SKIER.

It circles around the bay at top speed, with a headless driver. As it
passes boats people wave, and then are horrified.

You grab your binoculars.. the jet ski is heading for a waterfront
restaurant. There are hundreds of patrons on the deck, having drinks. A
steel drum band is playing. "Stepped on a pop top .. " is wafting across
the bay. You hear a scream. Someone is diving off the deck. "He has no
head" "He has no head" one young woman is calling out.

A near riot has started. Tables are turned over. The jet ski has been
knocked off course, it is now going directly at the large Hinkley with the
English captain. The same English captain who refused to say hello when
you sailed by.

The English captain is standing on his cabin roof. He is yelling "stop,
stop, turn, turn, .. "

For some unexplained reason the body moves. The accelerator is released.
The jet ski comes to a stop.

It floats right up against the big Hinkley. A Hinkley, an English captain
and a headless body on a jet ski.

As I lower my binoculars I notice a young woman in the water. I pull her
onboard. She is almost naked. She was on the
deck, she said she was knocked in the water. We are soon below, she is
tasting a nice wine, and I am giving her a slow back rub.

The steel band is playing again.

In the distance "Just another saturday night and I aint got nobody
Ive got some money cause I just got paid
How I wish I had some chick to talk to
I'm in an awful way"


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This is normal. Welcome to the club.

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