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You've probably read about my battery scam and my printer cartridge
scam. Here's another couple of good ones.

This scam is called price arbitrage. It works like this. You go to a
retail store like Wal Mart and you buy a nice watch, for example, that
costs a hundred bucks. You go back a day later and buy one that looks
pretty much like the first but only costs fifty bucks. You put the fifty
dollar watch into the 100 dollar watch packaging and receipt and return
it for a full refund in the time allotted. You get 100 dollars back so
you got the 100 dollar watch for only fifty bucks. You can do this with
all sorts of items.

You can do this at the liquor store too. Buy a big bottle of premium
rum. Take it home and empty the premium rum into another container and
then fill the original bottle up with the cheapest rum you can buy. Then
screw the cap back on and return it with the receipt. Tell the clerk
that you're bringing it back because when you got it home you noticed
the metal seal on the cap had been broken. Tell them you don't want your
money back, you just would like to exchange it for a sealed bottle for
safety reasons.

You'll get a free bottle of premium rum or more accurately premium rum
for the price of cheap rum. I've been working this scam for years. The
only problem is you can't keep doing it to the same store. You can get
by with it maybe once or twice a year.

Wilbur Hubbard


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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
I've been working this scam for years.


and what a proud moment that must be, nay many proud moments, scamming businesses repeatedly for your
hooch and then braying about it here in a public forum.

you do know that you're retarded, yes?
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Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
I've been working this scam for years.


and what a proud moment that must be, nay many proud moments, scamming
businesses repeatedly for your hooch and then braying about it here in
a public forum.

you do know that you're retarded, yes?



People, day in and day out, are ripped off by retail establishments.
Isn't it about time for some payback?

Now, I've got to give some serious thought to how to scam some free
gasoline. There's got to be an easy way that's been overlooked....
Hmmmm.

Wilbur Hubbard

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On May 24, 6:45 pm, the_bmac wrote:
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
I've been working this scam for years.


and what a proud moment that must be, nay many proud moments, scamming businesses repeatedly for your
hooch and then braying about it here in a public forum.

you do know that you're retarded, yes?


You are a retard for biting his hook Big Mac.
Everyone knows good rum don't have metal seals...

Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Joe


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On May 24, 6:45 pm, the_bmac wrote:
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
I've been working this scam for years.


and what a proud moment that must be, nay many proud moments,
scamming businesses repeatedly for your
hooch and then braying about it here in a public forum.

you do know that you're retarded, yes?


You are a retard for biting his hook Big Mac.
Everyone knows good rum don't have metal seals...

Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Joe




You'd better look again, Big Boy!
http://www.alcoholreviews.com/SPIRIT...bancourt.shtml

Wilbur Hubbard



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On May 24, 8:35 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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On May 24, 6:45 pm, the_bmac wrote:
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
I've been working this scam for years.


and what a proud moment that must be, nay many proud moments,
scamming businesses repeatedly for your
hooch and then braying about it here in a public forum.


you do know that you're retarded, yes?


You are a retard for biting his hook Big Mac.
Everyone knows good rum don't have metal seals...


Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


Joe


You'd better look again, Big Boy!http://www.alcoholreviews.com/SPIRIT...ish-appleton-b...

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Bacardi is the budweiser of rum.

Thats the cheap **** your suppose to return in the good cork top
bottles.

Joe

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On May 24, 8:35 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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"Joe" wrote in message

ups.com...





On May 24, 6:45 pm, the_bmac wrote:
Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
I've been working this scam for years.


and what a proud moment that must be, nay many proud moments,
scamming businesses repeatedly for your
hooch and then braying about it here in a public forum.


you do know that you're retarded, yes?


You are a retard for biting his hook Big Mac.
Everyone knows good rum don't have metal seals...


Duuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


Joe


You'd better look again, Big
Boy!http://www.alcoholreviews.com/SPIRIT...ish-appleton-b...

Wilbur Hubbard- Hide quoted text -

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Bacardi is the budweiser of rum.

Thats the cheap **** your suppose to return in the good cork top
bottles.

Joe


Corks are for wine. That's a sissy Frenchie drink, wine. Good, strong,
respectable, manly rum comes in a twist off capped, glass bottle. The
little metal ring insures you it hasn't been opened and adulterated.

Wilbur Hubbard

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On Thu, 24 May 2007 19:45:07 -0400, the_bmac wrote:

Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
I've been working this scam for years.


and what a proud moment that must be, nay many proud moments,
scamming businesses repeatedly for your
hooch and then braying about it here in a public forum.

you do know that you're retarded, yes?


Perhaps, if you are miffed, you might enjoy checking out which Wilbur
this is. There are about 50 in the States.

I made a start for you. He doesn't live in Phoenix Az.
Get an address, and you can turn him in on his own confession.
One of the good things about Walmart is their liberal retruns policy.
Which gets tightened up when jerks abuse it

Brian Whatcott Altus OK
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On May 24, 7:29 pm, "Wilbur Hubbard"
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You've probably read about my battery scam and my printer cartridge
scam. Here's another couple of good ones.

This scam is called price arbitrage. It works like this. You go to a
retail store like Wal Mart and you buy a nice watch, for example, that
costs a hundred bucks. You go back a day later and buy one that looks
pretty much like the first but only costs fifty bucks. You put the fifty
dollar watch into the 100 dollar watch packaging and receipt and return
it for a full refund in the time allotted. You get 100 dollars back so
you got the 100 dollar watch for only fifty bucks. You can do this with
all sorts of items.

You can do this at the liquor store too. Buy a big bottle of premium
rum. Take it home and empty the premium rum into another container and
then fill the original bottle up with the cheapest rum you can buy. Then
screw the cap back on and return it with the receipt. Tell the clerk
that you're bringing it back because when you got it home you noticed
the metal seal on the cap had been broken. Tell them you don't want your
money back, you just would like to exchange it for a sealed bottle for
safety reasons.

You'll get a free bottle of premium rum or more accurately premium rum
for the price of cheap rum. I've been working this scam for years. The
only problem is you can't keep doing it to the same store. You can get
by with it maybe once or twice a year.

Wilbur Hubbard


Most peoples time is worth more than you'd save doing any of these
things. Maybe your time is worth maybe $7.00/hr?

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You are a thief? How disappointing and sad.


"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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You've probably read about my battery scam and my printer cartridge scam.
Here's another couple of good ones.

This scam is called price arbitrage. It works like this. You go to a
retail store like Wal Mart and you buy a nice watch, for example, that
costs a hundred bucks. You go back a day later and buy one that looks
pretty much like the first but only costs fifty bucks. You put the fifty
dollar watch into the 100 dollar watch packaging and receipt and return it
for a full refund in the time allotted. You get 100 dollars back so you
got the 100 dollar watch for only fifty bucks. You can do this with all
sorts of items.

You can do this at the liquor store too. Buy a big bottle of premium rum.
Take it home and empty the premium rum into another container and then
fill the original bottle up with the cheapest rum you can buy. Then screw
the cap back on and return it with the receipt. Tell the clerk that you're
bringing it back because when you got it home you noticed the metal seal
on the cap had been broken. Tell them you don't want your money back, you
just would like to exchange it for a sealed bottle for safety reasons.

You'll get a free bottle of premium rum or more accurately premium rum for
the price of cheap rum. I've been working this scam for years. The only
problem is you can't keep doing it to the same store. You can get by with
it maybe once or twice a year.

Wilbur Hubbard






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