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Parallax August 10th 04 04:04 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a

1. Find a better place to ride it out.

2. haul the boat

3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Until the past couple years, this was not a problem as I kept Ragtime
in a well protected canal 30 miles to the east. Until recently,
Ragtime's value was probably about her insured value but in the past
year I have seriously upgraded her she is worth a lot more than
insurance would pay. Furthermore, I expect to go on a long Bahamas
cruise in November so I have real incentive to protect her this year.

Option 1 is not really practical as the only close place that is well
protected is the harbor at Dog Island but I have no way to get back
once I have her there. I cannot get her under the bridge to go up
river. The wide part of the river will probably be crowded with boats
in the next couple days riding it out.

Option 2, hauling is not an option even without a storm as the only
local lift seems to operate only 10% of the time.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from. In normal conditions with only a 3.5'
tidal range, it is difficult to arrange my dock/spring lines so she
can rise and fall with the tide without being able to hit the pilings
but in a 12' surge............I'll be on top of the pilings. Even
with just spring lines from stern pilings to bow and bow pilings to
stern cleat I will not have enough line stretch to allow for a 12'
surge and stay off the pilings. Any ideas here?
I probably will not even be able to run a stern anchor out (to the
west into the river channel) as it would impede navigation of the
channel. I can run a rope to shore to teh east.
If I hadnt done all this work on her this past year, I'd just double
the lines, allow her to beat herself to pieces and collect insurance
but now I really want to protect her. Any ideas? Taking her to sea
in the storm is idiocy so dont bother suggesting it.

JAXAshby August 10th 04 04:22 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
pray, dude, and take EVERYthing off the boat you can (obviously ALL windage
items first, followed by everything you can scoop up in your arms and pile in
your car). if your boat survives, consider watching next time. Any yard
capable of hauling has probably been busy as hell since Saturday.

I have helped clear boats as a hurricane approached and pretty soon the
boatyards are just flat over-whelmed. Even though the hurricane twisted off
250 miles south there was still plenty of damage. By no means, though, what
would have happened had the storm turned just a mite east, rather than way
west.

My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a

1. Find a better place to ride it out.

2. haul the boat

3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Until the past couple years, this was not a problem as I kept Ragtime
in a well protected canal 30 miles to the east. Until recently,
Ragtime's value was probably about her insured value but in the past
year I have seriously upgraded her she is worth a lot more than
insurance would pay. Furthermore, I expect to go on a long Bahamas
cruise in November so I have real incentive to protect her this year.

Option 1 is not really practical as the only close place that is well
protected is the harbor at Dog Island but I have no way to get back
once I have her there. I cannot get her under the bridge to go up
river. The wide part of the river will probably be crowded with boats
in the next couple days riding it out.

Option 2, hauling is not an option even without a storm as the only
local lift seems to operate only 10% of the time.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from. In normal conditions with only a 3.5'
tidal range, it is difficult to arrange my dock/spring lines so she
can rise and fall with the tide without being able to hit the pilings
but in a 12' surge............I'll be on top of the pilings. Even
with just spring lines from stern pilings to bow and bow pilings to
stern cleat I will not have enough line stretch to allow for a 12'
surge and stay off the pilings. Any ideas here?
I probably will not even be able to run a stern anchor out (to the
west into the river channel) as it would impede navigation of the
channel. I can run a rope to shore to teh east.
If I hadnt done all this work on her this past year, I'd just double
the lines, allow her to beat herself to pieces and collect insurance
but now I really want to protect her. Any ideas? Taking her to sea
in the storm is idiocy so dont bother suggesting it.









wildman August 10th 04 02:17 PM

Can you get her to Port St. Joe
 
and anchor in the protected bay? == Paul


(Parallax) wrote in message . com...
My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a

1. Find a better place to ride it out.

2. haul the boat

3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Until the past couple years, this was not a problem as I kept Ragtime
in a well protected canal 30 miles to the east. Until recently,
Ragtime's value was probably about her insured value but in the past
year I have seriously upgraded her she is worth a lot more than
insurance would pay. Furthermore, I expect to go on a long Bahamas
cruise in November so I have real incentive to protect her this year.

Option 1 is not really practical as the only close place that is well
protected is the harbor at Dog Island but I have no way to get back
once I have her there. I cannot get her under the bridge to go up
river. The wide part of the river will probably be crowded with boats
in the next couple days riding it out.

Option 2, hauling is not an option even without a storm as the only
local lift seems to operate only 10% of the time.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from. In normal conditions with only a 3.5'
tidal range, it is difficult to arrange my dock/spring lines so she
can rise and fall with the tide without being able to hit the pilings
but in a 12' surge............I'll be on top of the pilings. Even
with just spring lines from stern pilings to bow and bow pilings to
stern cleat I will not have enough line stretch to allow for a 12'
surge and stay off the pilings. Any ideas here?
I probably will not even be able to run a stern anchor out (to the
west into the river channel) as it would impede navigation of the
channel. I can run a rope to shore to teh east.
If I hadnt done all this work on her this past year, I'd just double
the lines, allow her to beat herself to pieces and collect insurance
but now I really want to protect her. Any ideas? Taking her to sea
in the storm is idiocy so dont bother suggesting it.


Don White August 10th 04 05:19 PM

Waitin to git walloped
 
Last September, when Hurricane Juan blasted through here, we were a bit lax
with the genoa on the Mirage 33 I crewed on. We should have taken it down or
at least wrap it better. Completely destroyed a one year old $ 2.5K sail.



Parallax August 10th 04 09:22 PM

Can you get her to Port St. Joe
 
(wildman) wrote in message . com...
and anchor in the protected bay? == Paul


(Parallax) wrote in message . com...
My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a

1. Find a better place to ride it out.

2. haul the boat

3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Until the past couple years, this was not a problem as I kept Ragtime
in a well protected canal 30 miles to the east. Until recently,
Ragtime's value was probably about her insured value but in the past
year I have seriously upgraded her she is worth a lot more than
insurance would pay. Furthermore, I expect to go on a long Bahamas
cruise in November so I have real incentive to protect her this year.

Option 1 is not really practical as the only close place that is well
protected is the harbor at Dog Island but I have no way to get back
once I have her there. I cannot get her under the bridge to go up
river. The wide part of the river will probably be crowded with boats
in the next couple days riding it out.

Option 2, hauling is not an option even without a storm as the only
local lift seems to operate only 10% of the time.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from. In normal conditions with only a 3.5'
tidal range, it is difficult to arrange my dock/spring lines so she
can rise and fall with the tide without being able to hit the pilings
but in a 12' surge............I'll be on top of the pilings. Even
with just spring lines from stern pilings to bow and bow pilings to
stern cleat I will not have enough line stretch to allow for a 12'
surge and stay off the pilings. Any ideas here?
I probably will not even be able to run a stern anchor out (to the
west into the river channel) as it would impede navigation of the
channel. I can run a rope to shore to teh east.
If I hadnt done all this work on her this past year, I'd just double
the lines, allow her to beat herself to pieces and collect insurance
but now I really want to protect her. Any ideas? Taking her to sea
in the storm is idiocy so dont bother suggesting it.



St Joe bay is pretty far, and the Apalachicola River would be closer
but still a days sail. Actually, St joe bay isnt really well
protected and I really expect Bonnie to go ashore on the St Joe
peninsula and after two days from now it will be an island instead of
a peninsula. St Joe bay is a wonderful place with one of the
prettiest beach parks anywhere (St Joseph State Park). Snorkeling
there is fantastic.

Courtney Thomas August 10th 04 10:52 PM

Waitin to git walloped
 
My family had a cottage on Alligator Point for the last 50 yrs. and we
had many hurricanes to come right through that caused no boat problems
even though we had several different boats that were secured by a single
anchor in the bay during those years.

HTH



Parallax wrote:

My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a

1. Find a better place to ride it out.

2. haul the boat

3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Until the past couple years, this was not a problem as I kept Ragtime
in a well protected canal 30 miles to the east. Until recently,
Ragtime's value was probably about her insured value but in the past
year I have seriously upgraded her she is worth a lot more than
insurance would pay. Furthermore, I expect to go on a long Bahamas
cruise in November so I have real incentive to protect her this year.

Option 1 is not really practical as the only close place that is well
protected is the harbor at Dog Island but I have no way to get back
once I have her there. I cannot get her under the bridge to go up
river. The wide part of the river will probably be crowded with boats
in the next couple days riding it out.

Option 2, hauling is not an option even without a storm as the only
local lift seems to operate only 10% of the time.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from. In normal conditions with only a 3.5'
tidal range, it is difficult to arrange my dock/spring lines so she
can rise and fall with the tide without being able to hit the pilings
but in a 12' surge............I'll be on top of the pilings. Even
with just spring lines from stern pilings to bow and bow pilings to
stern cleat I will not have enough line stretch to allow for a 12'
surge and stay off the pilings. Any ideas here?
I probably will not even be able to run a stern anchor out (to the
west into the river channel) as it would impede navigation of the
channel. I can run a rope to shore to teh east.
If I hadnt done all this work on her this past year, I'd just double
the lines, allow her to beat herself to pieces and collect insurance
but now I really want to protect her. Any ideas? Taking her to sea
in the storm is idiocy so dont bother suggesting it.



--
s/v Mutiny
Rhodes Bounty II
lying Oriental, NC
WDB5619


Parallax August 11th 04 12:27 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
"Don White" wrote in message ...
Last September, when Hurricane Juan blasted through here, we were a bit lax
with the genoa on the Mirage 33 I crewed on. We should have taken it down or
at least wrap it better. Completely destroyed a one year old $ 2.5K sail.


The almighty aint makin this easy, was just goin to drive down tot he
coast to tie her better when I saw a nail in my tire. Went to NAPA
and bought a tire plugging kit and a can of Fix a flat. The tire
plugging kit was a piece of BS compared to past ones I have used and
the Fix a Flat barely got it off the rim. Screw NAPA. Finally got
one of their el cheapo plugs in it and found an adapter to use the
compressor here at work. MAYBE, I'll make it home and go to Ragtime
in the morn. Jeez.

Jere Lull August 11th 04 02:51 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
In article ,
(Parallax) wrote:

My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a snip
3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from.


If you haven't already, set your lines (at deck level) as long as
possible -- bow-out if you can't cross your stern lines normally.

LONG spring lines from well aft to the bow on both sides; none to keep
the boat from backing out.

If possible, cross the bow and stern breast lines to the second pilings
over: your neighbors' outside pilings, so you have extra length.

Start the motor and try to drive the boat into the dock, pilings and
such. Adjust the lines until you can't hit anything despite your best
efforts and lock them there.

Then move the lines to the top of the pilings and "pin" them with a nail
bent over them. Thus, when the boat rises to the top of the pilings,
your lines will be properly set and you'll have another 5 or so feet
more surge. Remember that sometimes the tide goes out abnormally just
before; many boats were hanging from lines in our marina.

Put a full set of longer lines tied off at the boat and adjustable from
the dock. If the primary lines get too tight, they can be cut and
you'll still be tied on. (If you'll be on the boat, you can reverse, of
course; I'm allowing for others to adjust your lines in a pinch)

When Isabele came through, that's pretty much what most of our marina
did and only a few boats had any damage through a 9+ surge. We didn't
have appreciable wind, though.

Oh, and of course anything that can be removed from topside (sails,
bimini, dodger) should be below.

--
Jere Lull
Xan-a-Deux ('73 Tanzer 28 #4 out of Tolchester, MD)
Xan's Pages:
http://members.dca.net/jerelull/X-Main.html
Our BVI FAQs (290+ pics) http://homepage.mac.com/jerelull/BVI/

Parallax August 11th 04 11:21 PM

Waitin to git walloped
 
Jere Lull wrote in message ...
In article ,
(Parallax) wrote:

My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a snip
3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from.


If you haven't already, set your lines (at deck level) as long as
possible -- bow-out if you can't cross your stern lines normally.

LONG spring lines from well aft to the bow on both sides; none to keep
the boat from backing out.

If possible, cross the bow and stern breast lines to the second pilings
over: your neighbors' outside pilings, so you have extra length.

Start the motor and try to drive the boat into the dock, pilings and
such. Adjust the lines until you can't hit anything despite your best
efforts and lock them there.

Then move the lines to the top of the pilings and "pin" them with a nail
bent over them. Thus, when the boat rises to the top of the pilings,
your lines will be properly set and you'll have another 5 or so feet
more surge. Remember that sometimes the tide goes out abnormally just
before; many boats were hanging from lines in our marina.

Put a full set of longer lines tied off at the boat and adjustable from
the dock. If the primary lines get too tight, they can be cut and
you'll still be tied on. (If you'll be on the boat, you can reverse, of
course; I'm allowing for others to adjust your lines in a pinch)

When Isabele came through, that's pretty much what most of our marina
did and only a few boats had any damage through a 9+ surge. We didn't
have appreciable wind, though.

Oh, and of course anything that can be removed from topside (sails,
bimini, dodger) should be below.


Driving down to Carabelle from Tallahassee, there were many boats
being hauled away from the coast as Bonnie gets closer. Very little
wind at Carebelle, a typical sticky August day. Hardly anybody on
nearby boats tying them although I did finally meet the guy on the Cal
34 next to me.
I bought 200' of 1/2" nylon anchor line for use as spring line. By
being fairly careful about how it was run, I was able to get four
spring lines without cutting it so i will have a new anchor line
later.
While standing there wiping the sweat, I noticed a woman taking pics
of me and my boat. I figgered she was an insurance person doing a
"Pre" pic but she said she was from the AP (Associated Press). Its
gotta be a slow news day when newsies appear in Carabelle.
Carabelle is my kind of place, bedraggled rusting shrimp boats with
pieces of plywood nailed over holes, local fishing boats with anchors
made from auto axles welded together, sailboats looking older than
their age from the constant solar UV and heat, tarpaper sheetmetal and
weatherbeaten wood shacks in the scrub oak woods. This is Florida the
way it should be but it is almost gone as my Carabelle paradise has
been "discovered" by South Florida and Yankee scum. The entire
waterfront has been bought up by foreigners who have built condo trash
on the shore. The old drugstore has been turned into an artsy-fartsy
gift shop. If my boat is destroyed, my consolation will be that some
of this creeping cancer of "civilization" will be destroyed too and
maybe insurance will become too expensive for them.
TOURISTS GO HOME!

I want to protect my boat, but I pray for devastating Hurricanes.

David OHara

Tom R. August 12th 04 12:48 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
Stayed at the Moorings in Carabelle this past spring while delivering a boat
via a modified version of the Great Loop. I have a Julia Mae's bumper
sticker next to my printer right now. The good news is that the S2 is built
like a tank. Mine S2 9.1 survived a slew of hurricanes while moored in
Marion, MA. Best wishes.

Tom


"Parallax" wrote in message
om...
Jere Lull wrote in message

...
In article ,
(Parallax) wrote:

My sailboat (28' S2, 7800 lbs) is at a dock at Carabelle, FL with
fixed finger piers. The piling topss are no more than 7' above high
water. TS Bonnie is approaching. Options a snip
3. Tie her as best I can and check my insurance.

Option 3 may work but I might expect 10-12' storm surge and 120 mph
winds from the south as the storm goes ashore to the west. From my
dock, I can look due south along the shore to Dog Island Sound about
1/2 mile away, not exactly well protected from the south where the
wind will be blowing from.


If you haven't already, set your lines (at deck level) as long as
possible -- bow-out if you can't cross your stern lines normally.

LONG spring lines from well aft to the bow on both sides; none to keep
the boat from backing out.

If possible, cross the bow and stern breast lines to the second pilings
over: your neighbors' outside pilings, so you have extra length.

Start the motor and try to drive the boat into the dock, pilings and
such. Adjust the lines until you can't hit anything despite your best
efforts and lock them there.

Then move the lines to the top of the pilings and "pin" them with a nail
bent over them. Thus, when the boat rises to the top of the pilings,
your lines will be properly set and you'll have another 5 or so feet
more surge. Remember that sometimes the tide goes out abnormally just
before; many boats were hanging from lines in our marina.

Put a full set of longer lines tied off at the boat and adjustable from
the dock. If the primary lines get too tight, they can be cut and
you'll still be tied on. (If you'll be on the boat, you can reverse, of
course; I'm allowing for others to adjust your lines in a pinch)

When Isabele came through, that's pretty much what most of our marina
did and only a few boats had any damage through a 9+ surge. We didn't
have appreciable wind, though.

Oh, and of course anything that can be removed from topside (sails,
bimini, dodger) should be below.


Driving down to Carabelle from Tallahassee, there were many boats
being hauled away from the coast as Bonnie gets closer. Very little
wind at Carebelle, a typical sticky August day. Hardly anybody on
nearby boats tying them although I did finally meet the guy on the Cal
34 next to me.
I bought 200' of 1/2" nylon anchor line for use as spring line. By
being fairly careful about how it was run, I was able to get four
spring lines without cutting it so i will have a new anchor line
later.
While standing there wiping the sweat, I noticed a woman taking pics
of me and my boat. I figgered she was an insurance person doing a
"Pre" pic but she said she was from the AP (Associated Press). Its
gotta be a slow news day when newsies appear in Carabelle.
Carabelle is my kind of place, bedraggled rusting shrimp boats with
pieces of plywood nailed over holes, local fishing boats with anchors
made from auto axles welded together, sailboats looking older than
their age from the constant solar UV and heat, tarpaper sheetmetal and
weatherbeaten wood shacks in the scrub oak woods. This is Florida the
way it should be but it is almost gone as my Carabelle paradise has
been "discovered" by South Florida and Yankee scum. The entire
waterfront has been bought up by foreigners who have built condo trash
on the shore. The old drugstore has been turned into an artsy-fartsy
gift shop. If my boat is destroyed, my consolation will be that some
of this creeping cancer of "civilization" will be destroyed too and
maybe insurance will become too expensive for them.
TOURISTS GO HOME!

I want to protect my boat, but I pray for devastating Hurricanes.

David OHara




Leanne August 12th 04 01:08 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 

"Tom R." wrote in message
...
Stayed at the Moorings in Carabelle this past spring while delivering a

boat
via a modified version of the Great Loop. I have a Julia Mae's bumper
sticker next to my printer right now. The good news is that the S2 is

built
like a tank. Mine S2 9.1 survived a slew of hurricanes while moored in
Marion, MA. Best wishes.


Tom, Marion is a nice place, but I would think a bit crowded for a
hurricane hole. I left Mattapoisett a little over 50 years ago and both it
and Marion had breathing room, but not any more.

Leanne



rhys August 12th 04 02:09 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
On 11 Aug 2004 15:21:29 -0700, (Parallax)
wrote:

This is Florida the
way it should be but it is almost gone as my Carabelle paradise has
been "discovered" by South Florida and Yankee scum


Wow, I didn't know Carl Hiassen was a boater G

R.



Tom R. August 12th 04 11:23 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
We were lucky. We had a commercial size mooring on the channel coming in
after Ram Island more or less across from the Beverly Yacht Club. Facing
southeast there was nothing in front of us.
We left it about 5 years ago and downsized to smaller boats on Pleasant Bay
in Chatham.

Tom


"Leanne" wrote in message
...

"Tom R." wrote in message
...
Stayed at the Moorings in Carabelle this past spring while delivering a

boat
via a modified version of the Great Loop. I have a Julia Mae's bumper
sticker next to my printer right now. The good news is that the S2 is

built
like a tank. Mine S2 9.1 survived a slew of hurricanes while moored in
Marion, MA. Best wishes.


Tom, Marion is a nice place, but I would think a bit crowded for a
hurricane hole. I left Mattapoisett a little over 50 years ago and both it
and Marion had breathing room, but not any more.

Leanne





Parallax August 12th 04 02:07 PM

Waitin to git walloped
 
rhys wrote in message . ..
On 11 Aug 2004 15:21:29 -0700, (Parallax)
wrote:

This is Florida the
way it should be but it is almost gone as my Carabelle paradise has
been "discovered" by South Florida and Yankee scum


Wow, I didn't know Carl Hiassen was a boater G

R.


Fortunately for my boat but unfortunately for the removal of
condo-trash from MY beaches, Bonnie has turned into a bust.

NOW, for my OT rant.

I HAVE A DREAM, that one day, air conditioning will be illegal, and
all the northern transplants will go away and return FL to its natural
state of being a backwater swamp. To that end, I advocate that every
year, we burn Dr. John Gorrie in effigy in Apalachicola, FL (in 1856,
Gorrie invented AC by building an ice machine to be used to cool a
stream of air for his malaria patients).
For cruising sailors, feel free to visit, but for Gods sake, dont
stay, This aint no Disney world. Rodent World is the work of the
devil.
As a 6th generation Fl native, I despise what tourism has done to my
home and I think that tourism is an especially dirty industry. It
provides Minimum wage seasonal jobs while claiming to help the
economy. It destroys our salt marshes and beaches by covering them
with tacky condo-shacks filled with refrigerated air and cryogenic
Yankees. Make Air Conditioning illegal and Real Estate Agentism an
illegal profession and put razor wire fences along I-75. Get rid of
tourists and then DRILL FOR OIL AND GAS IN THE GULF. The oil industry
is FAR cleaner than the tourist industry. A thousand Exxon Valdez
accidents would cause less damage than a single Theme park. Which is
worse, drilling rigs on the horizon or not being able to see the
horizon due to condos? Oil and gas could provide jobs for the few
remaining natives after the transplants are gone.
BTW, Carl Hiassen is a yankee transplant.

David OHara

Florida Keyz August 12th 04 03:37 PM

Waitin to git walloped
 
David, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

Don't forget, without tourism, there would be no Jobs for you.

Stephen Trapani August 12th 04 06:26 PM

Waitin to git walloped
 
Dave wrote:

On 12 Aug 2004 06:07:53 -0700, (Parallax) said:


I HAVE A DREAM, that one day, air conditioning will be illegal, and
all the northern transplants will go away and return FL to its natural
state of being a backwater swamp.



And while we're at it, let's take down all the bridges to Manhattan and make
ferries the only way to get here. In fact maybe we could even expel everyone
who didn't have an ancestor here before 1776. (There would, of course, be a
"right of return" for anybody who did.) Everybody get in his tree house and
pull up the ladder behind him. ;)


Yeah, and let's do away with home heating systems too, and go back to
bearskin coats! And while we're at it airplanes and trains and cars! In
fact, let's go back to the stone age where we fight the next tribe over
for our food and territory! This comfort and security nowadays is just
too much to take!

Stephen

rhys August 13th 04 05:08 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
On 12 Aug 2004 06:07:53 -0700, (Parallax)
wrote:

BTW, Carl Hiassen is a yankee transplant.


Yeah, but my strong impression is that he hates what's happened to
Florida in the last 20 years (OK, since WWII) about as much as you do,
P.

If you get rid of air conditioning, that means sailboats and
powerboats, too, you know. What's good for the goose...G


Overall, I have to agree with you. Florida's pretty much gone to hell.
R.

MMC August 13th 04 05:25 AM

Waitin to git walloped
 
David O'hara,
One would think a sixth generation Floridian would know what to do with his
wee boat when a storm breweth!
I wondered why you were spending more time writing (and wringing your
hands), than dealing with the problem. And I'm still wondering.
My daughter is a first generation Floridian, I first came down here to pick
pieces of the Challenger off the bottom, and decided I like the place. But
not necessarily all the rednecks. Remember, fresh blood is GOOD for the gene
pool.
MMC
"Parallax" wrote in message
om...
rhys wrote in message

. ..
On 11 Aug 2004 15:21:29 -0700, (Parallax)
wrote:

This is Florida the
way it should be but it is almost gone as my Carabelle paradise has
been "discovered" by South Florida and Yankee scum


Wow, I didn't know Carl Hiassen was a boater G

R.


Fortunately for my boat but unfortunately for the removal of
condo-trash from MY beaches, Bonnie has turned into a bust.

NOW, for my OT rant.

I HAVE A DREAM, that one day, air conditioning will be illegal, and
all the northern transplants will go away and return FL to its natural
state of being a backwater swamp. To that end, I advocate that every
year, we burn Dr. John Gorrie in effigy in Apalachicola, FL (in 1856,
Gorrie invented AC by building an ice machine to be used to cool a
stream of air for his malaria patients).
For cruising sailors, feel free to visit, but for Gods sake, dont
stay, This aint no Disney world. Rodent World is the work of the
devil.
As a 6th generation Fl native, I despise what tourism has done to my
home and I think that tourism is an especially dirty industry. It
provides Minimum wage seasonal jobs while claiming to help the
economy. It destroys our salt marshes and beaches by covering them
with tacky condo-shacks filled with refrigerated air and cryogenic
Yankees. Make Air Conditioning illegal and Real Estate Agentism an
illegal profession and put razor wire fences along I-75. Get rid of
tourists and then DRILL FOR OIL AND GAS IN THE GULF. The oil industry
is FAR cleaner than the tourist industry. A thousand Exxon Valdez
accidents would cause less damage than a single Theme park. Which is
worse, drilling rigs on the horizon or not being able to see the
horizon due to condos? Oil and gas could provide jobs for the few
remaining natives after the transplants are gone.
BTW, Carl Hiassen is a yankee transplant.

David OHara




Parallax August 15th 04 12:18 AM

"MMC" wrote in message m...
David O'hara,
One would think a sixth generation Floridian would know what to do with his
wee boat when a storm breweth!
I wondered why you were spending more time writing (and wringing your
hands), than dealing with the problem. And I'm still wondering.
My daughter is a first generation Floridian, I first came down here to pick
pieces of the Challenger off the bottom, and decided I like the place. But
not necessarily all the rednecks. Remember, fresh blood is GOOD for the gene
pool.
MMC
"Parallax" wrote in message
om...
rhys wrote in message

. ..
On 11 Aug 2004 15:21:29 -0700, (Parallax)
wrote:

This is Florida the
way it should be but it is almost gone as my Carabelle paradise has
been "discovered" by South Florida and Yankee scum

Wow, I didn't know Carl Hiassen was a boater G

R.


Fortunately for my boat but unfortunately for the removal of
condo-trash from MY beaches, Bonnie has turned into a bust.

NOW, for my OT rant.

I HAVE A DREAM, that one day, air conditioning will be illegal, and
all the northern transplants will go away and return FL to its natural
state of being a backwater swamp. To that end, I advocate that every
year, we burn Dr. John Gorrie in effigy in Apalachicola, FL (in 1856,
Gorrie invented AC by building an ice machine to be used to cool a
stream of air for his malaria patients).
For cruising sailors, feel free to visit, but for Gods sake, dont
stay, This aint no Disney world. Rodent World is the work of the
devil.
As a 6th generation Fl native, I despise what tourism has done to my
home and I think that tourism is an especially dirty industry. It
provides Minimum wage seasonal jobs while claiming to help the
economy. It destroys our salt marshes and beaches by covering them
with tacky condo-shacks filled with refrigerated air and cryogenic
Yankees. Make Air Conditioning illegal and Real Estate Agentism an
illegal profession and put razor wire fences along I-75. Get rid of
tourists and then DRILL FOR OIL AND GAS IN THE GULF. The oil industry
is FAR cleaner than the tourist industry. A thousand Exxon Valdez
accidents would cause less damage than a single Theme park. Which is
worse, drilling rigs on the horizon or not being able to see the
horizon due to condos? Oil and gas could provide jobs for the few
remaining natives after the transplants are gone.
BTW, Carl Hiassen is a yankee transplant.

David OHara


Fresh blood is for sharks and lightning is Gods wrath on Yankee
golfers in Florida. In the past, I kept my boat in a very safe canal,
unfortunately, the influx of people has made such safe places very
rare so I have had to make do with an exposed location I do not like
(Carabelle is a nice little town, but not a good hurricane hole). The
real problem is too many people in Florida. It oughta be a sort of
clue when Miami, one of the wettest places on earth is running out of
fresh water.
My long term plan after my next bahama trip is to sell my 28' S2 and
build a 32' trailerable tri. With 1.5' draft (board up), I can put
her waaaaaaaaaaaaaay up river in shallow water where nobody else can
go.
BTW, oughta be some good deals on storm damaged boats right now.

Florida Keyz August 15th 04 04:17 AM

Maybe you should buy a log, carve it out, and get outa here? Sounds like your
not too happy


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