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Checkmate April 12th 14 03:52 AM

I pity you land lubbers who are pretend sailors.
 

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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:

I pity you land lubbers. Yes, YOU! I don't know
anybody posting to Usenet who isn't a dullard
landlubber. Capt. Skippy of the "Flying Pig" has
even turned into a land lubber as I predicted a
couple years ago.


Greg, if I could just interrupt for a moment... the absence of the
preposition /of/ in your sentence above: ie.. "as I predicted a couple
years ago" disturbs my comprehension of the English language - to my
mind it is regional laziness...'coarse, I might be wrong about this, but
what is your take on this common Americanism?...tia...


If you wish to make a contraction of "of course," "'course" would be
more appropriate than "'coarse," but...

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Checkmate

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52% April 12th 14 04:31 AM

I pity you land lubbers who are pretend sailors.
 
% wrote:

52% wrote:
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
.

Why don't lubbers have any concept of personal space?
Is it because you no longer have any personal space crowded into
the warrens there.


Well, a bit of that perhaps Greg... but the older I get, the rudeness
of hoi polloi just reinforces - that's why money is fantastic in
buying you release from them - no?..
.


release this


Release released me, & I'm grateful...

What more needs to be said, buddy?..

..

52% April 12th 14 04:41 AM

I pity you land lubbers who are pretend sailors.
 
Checkmate wrote:
..

If you wish to make a contraction of "of course," "'course" would be
more appropriate than "'coarse," but...


'coarse is a deliberate red herring, Checkers... I had assumed an
intelligent lad like yourself would cotton on to that /off the plate\
.... so to speak - that you choose to maketh an issue suggests to me my
confidence in your intellectual prowess is perchance inflated - No?..
..

% April 12th 14 04:42 AM

I pity you land lubbers who are pretend sailors.
 
52% wrote:
% wrote:

52% wrote:
Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. wrote:
.

Why don't lubbers have any concept of personal space?
Is it because you no longer have any personal space crowded into
the warrens there.

Well, a bit of that perhaps Greg... but the older I get, the
rudeness of hoi polloi just reinforces - that's why money is
fantastic in buying you release from them - no?..
.


release this


Release released me, & I'm grateful...

What more needs to be said, buddy?..

.


are you having a happy cyclone

Checkmate April 12th 14 09:19 AM

I pity you land lubbers who are pretend sailors.
 

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by Checkmate!

First check out what 52% said:



Checkmate wrote:
.

If you wish to make a contraction of "of course," "'course" would be
more appropriate than "'coarse," but...


'coarse is a deliberate red herring, Checkers... I had assumed an
intelligent lad like yourself would cotton on to that /off the plate\
... so to speak - that you choose to maketh an issue suggests to me my
confidence in your intellectual prowess is perchance inflated - No?..
.


Check your net. I saw your red herring and raised you a holy mackerel.

--
Checkmate

"The Man Who Destroyed Fakey and Made Him Have a Total Meltdown"

KotAGoR XXXIV
AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
Copyright © 2014
all rights reserved

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBY...ature=youtu.be


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