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Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 05:00 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look
pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's
not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about
the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.


Seriously... you don't have to keep reminding me that I'm in my 30s!!




Sorry, I only WISH I was THAT young. But, seriously, you look even younger
than that in your pictures but I suppose those are not current on your
site??



Wilbur Hubbard February 15th 11 09:46 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:55:48 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:50:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
m...
snip

Pssstttt! There are way too many men fixated on large breasts. Most
men
I
know act like total idiots when they see an attractive woman with
large
breasts. It's like all they see is that part of the female anatomy. I
think
that's sooooo immature and dumb! Like a baby who has never been
weaned.
I
just can't see it. To me smaller breasts look way better as the entire
body
looks to be more in proportion.

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our chest??



Women usually look more proportionally fetching when horizontally
positioned. LOL! But, you're right - your proportions appear to be
excellent.

Seriously, though, I'd rather look into a woman's eyes when talking than
at
her chest. But, if she has nice pert breasts with erect nipples, then it
becomes almost impossible to not sneak a peek or two. Heck, I figure is
she
isn't proud of her 'assets' she wouldn't be showing them off like that.
:-)

Just keep in mind that it's generally not a good idea to stare. I read
somewhere that men immediately check out the other guy's package when
they see another guy. Don't know if that's true.


Staring at anybody is kind of anti-social behavior. I remember when I was
a
kid my mother and father always said to the kids. "Don't stare, it's not
polite to state." Nowadays I can't recall the last time I heard a parent
say
that to their staring children. . .


My parents told us that. When I was little I walked up to a guy with
only one leg and asked him what happened to it. He said he lost it in
the war (Vietnam I guess). He didn't seem to be bothered by the
question. I think I was 5 or 6. Then my father told me about how some
questions should be thought out and how they might bother people. Then
my brother called me a clod. :)


I think I like your brother. LOL!


I never check out a guy's package. If I discover a guy looking at mine I
figure he might be gay. If I stare at anything on a woman it is usually
her
rear end. Unless the woman has eyes in the back of her head, I figure I'll
never be caught. LOL!


Out here that would not be uncommon. Whatever. Ah, but we know anyway.
lol


Girls definitely like to show their 'stuff.'


Wilbur Hubbard




Jessica B February 16th 11 12:22 AM

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On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:46:14 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:55:48 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:50:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
om...
snip

Pssstttt! There are way too many men fixated on large breasts. Most
men
I
know act like total idiots when they see an attractive woman with
large
breasts. It's like all they see is that part of the female anatomy. I
think
that's sooooo immature and dumb! Like a baby who has never been
weaned.
I
just can't see it. To me smaller breasts look way better as the entire
body
looks to be more in proportion.

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our chest??



Women usually look more proportionally fetching when horizontally
positioned. LOL! But, you're right - your proportions appear to be
excellent.

Seriously, though, I'd rather look into a woman's eyes when talking than
at
her chest. But, if she has nice pert breasts with erect nipples, then it
becomes almost impossible to not sneak a peek or two. Heck, I figure is
she
isn't proud of her 'assets' she wouldn't be showing them off like that.
:-)

Just keep in mind that it's generally not a good idea to stare. I read
somewhere that men immediately check out the other guy's package when
they see another guy. Don't know if that's true.

Staring at anybody is kind of anti-social behavior. I remember when I was
a
kid my mother and father always said to the kids. "Don't stare, it's not
polite to state." Nowadays I can't recall the last time I heard a parent
say
that to their staring children. . .


My parents told us that. When I was little I walked up to a guy with
only one leg and asked him what happened to it. He said he lost it in
the war (Vietnam I guess). He didn't seem to be bothered by the
question. I think I was 5 or 6. Then my father told me about how some
questions should be thought out and how they might bother people. Then
my brother called me a clod. :)


I think I like your brother. LOL!


He's a good egg. I'll unhide his picture on myspace if you like.



I never check out a guy's package. If I discover a guy looking at mine I
figure he might be gay. If I stare at anything on a woman it is usually
her
rear end. Unless the woman has eyes in the back of her head, I figure I'll
never be caught. LOL!


Out here that would not be uncommon. Whatever. Ah, but we know anyway.
lol


Girls definitely like to show their 'stuff.'


Careful! You'll be accused of being me if you use "stuff".


Jessica B February 16th 11 12:24 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look
pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's
not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about
the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.


Seriously... you don't have to keep reminding me that I'm in my 30s!!




Sorry, I only WISH I was THAT young. But, seriously, you look even younger
than that in your pictures but I suppose those are not current on your
site??


I think there are two that are truly current (last couple of years),
so yes, I am what you see. Just kidding though... I'm happy to be the
age I am. I think it's a matter of feeling/acting young (not juvi) vs
acting like old and crotchety. In some ways Jimbo is like that, but
she's only a bit older.

Waldo February 16th 11 01:52 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
snip


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look
pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's
not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and
haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about
the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky
sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.

Seriously... you don't have to keep reminding me that I'm in my 30s!!




Sorry, I only WISH I was THAT young. But, seriously, you look even younger
than that in your pictures but I suppose those are not current on your
site??


I think there are two that are truly current (last couple of years),
so yes, I am what you see. Just kidding though... I'm happy to be the
age I am. I think it's a matter of feeling/acting young (not juvi) vs
acting like old and crotchety. In some ways Jimbo is like that, but
she's only a bit older.


Judging by the growth rings (wink), I'd say you are, by far, the youngest of
the trio.

--
Waldo


Waldo February 16th 11 01:55 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:46:14 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:55:48 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
m...
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:50:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
news:nna6l6hrq7ohfcnaft6hd5uh8l272hec32@4ax. com...
snip

Pssstttt! There are way too many men fixated on large breasts. Most
men
I
know act like total idiots when they see an attractive woman with
large
breasts. It's like all they see is that part of the female anatomy.
I
think
that's sooooo immature and dumb! Like a baby who has never been
weaned.
I
just can't see it. To me smaller breasts look way better as the
entire
body
looks to be more in proportion.

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men
are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our chest??



Women usually look more proportionally fetching when horizontally
positioned. LOL! But, you're right - your proportions appear to be
excellent.

Seriously, though, I'd rather look into a woman's eyes when talking
than
at
her chest. But, if she has nice pert breasts with erect nipples, then
it
becomes almost impossible to not sneak a peek or two. Heck, I figure
is
she
isn't proud of her 'assets' she wouldn't be showing them off like
that.
:-)

Just keep in mind that it's generally not a good idea to stare. I read
somewhere that men immediately check out the other guy's package when
they see another guy. Don't know if that's true.

Staring at anybody is kind of anti-social behavior. I remember when I
was
a
kid my mother and father always said to the kids. "Don't stare, it's not
polite to state." Nowadays I can't recall the last time I heard a parent
say
that to their staring children. . .

My parents told us that. When I was little I walked up to a guy with
only one leg and asked him what happened to it. He said he lost it in
the war (Vietnam I guess). He didn't seem to be bothered by the
question. I think I was 5 or 6. Then my father told me about how some
questions should be thought out and how they might bother people. Then
my brother called me a clod. :)


I think I like your brother. LOL!


He's a good egg. I'll unhide his picture on myspace if you like.



I never check out a guy's package. If I discover a guy looking at mine I
figure he might be gay. If I stare at anything on a woman it is usually
her
rear end. Unless the woman has eyes in the back of her head, I figure
I'll
never be caught. LOL!

Out here that would not be uncommon. Whatever. Ah, but we know anyway.
lol


Girls definitely like to show their 'stuff.'


Careful! You'll be accused of being me if you use "stuff".


Wouldn't it be funny if you, wilber, harry, and nom de plume were all the
same person?

--
Waldo


Jessica B February 17th 11 01:05 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 08:55:52 -0500, "Waldo" wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 16:46:14 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 12 Feb 2011 15:55:48 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
om...
On Thu, 10 Feb 2011 12:50:51 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
news:nna6l6hrq7ohfcnaft6hd5uh8l272hec32@4ax .com...
snip

Pssstttt! There are way too many men fixated on large breasts. Most
men
I
know act like total idiots when they see an attractive woman with
large
breasts. It's like all they see is that part of the female anatomy.
I
think
that's sooooo immature and dumb! Like a baby who has never been
weaned.
I
just can't see it. To me smaller breasts look way better as the
entire
body
looks to be more in proportion.

I'm definitely proportional.. horizontally and vertically. :-) Men
are
fairly simple to figure out. Like they don't think we notice when
they're talking to our chest??



Women usually look more proportionally fetching when horizontally
positioned. LOL! But, you're right - your proportions appear to be
excellent.

Seriously, though, I'd rather look into a woman's eyes when talking
than
at
her chest. But, if she has nice pert breasts with erect nipples, then
it
becomes almost impossible to not sneak a peek or two. Heck, I figure
is
she
isn't proud of her 'assets' she wouldn't be showing them off like
that.
:-)

Just keep in mind that it's generally not a good idea to stare. I read
somewhere that men immediately check out the other guy's package when
they see another guy. Don't know if that's true.

Staring at anybody is kind of anti-social behavior. I remember when I
was
a
kid my mother and father always said to the kids. "Don't stare, it's not
polite to state." Nowadays I can't recall the last time I heard a parent
say
that to their staring children. . .

My parents told us that. When I was little I walked up to a guy with
only one leg and asked him what happened to it. He said he lost it in
the war (Vietnam I guess). He didn't seem to be bothered by the
question. I think I was 5 or 6. Then my father told me about how some
questions should be thought out and how they might bother people. Then
my brother called me a clod. :)

I think I like your brother. LOL!


He's a good egg. I'll unhide his picture on myspace if you like.



I never check out a guy's package. If I discover a guy looking at mine I
figure he might be gay. If I stare at anything on a woman it is usually
her
rear end. Unless the woman has eyes in the back of her head, I figure
I'll
never be caught. LOL!

Out here that would not be uncommon. Whatever. Ah, but we know anyway.
lol

Girls definitely like to show their 'stuff.'


Careful! You'll be accused of being me if you use "stuff".


Wouldn't it be funny if you, wilber, harry, and nom de plume were all the
same person?


Wouldn't it be nice if you found someone else who appreciated your odd
humor (or is it obsession?)?

Jessica B February 17th 11 01:06 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 08:52:37 -0500, "Waldo" wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look
pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And, JessicaB's
not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and
haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show about
the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky
sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were they
have bike time trials competition.

Seriously... you don't have to keep reminding me that I'm in my 30s!!



Sorry, I only WISH I was THAT young. But, seriously, you look even younger
than that in your pictures but I suppose those are not current on your
site??


I think there are two that are truly current (last couple of years),
so yes, I am what you see. Just kidding though... I'm happy to be the
age I am. I think it's a matter of feeling/acting young (not juvi) vs
acting like old and crotchety. In some ways Jimbo is like that, but
she's only a bit older.


Judging by the growth rings (wink), I'd say you are, by far, the youngest of
the trio.


That it truly a weird comment.

Wilbur Hubbard February 17th 11 08:24 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 08:52:37 -0500, "Waldo" wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
m...
snip


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look
pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And,
JessicaB's
not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid
thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and
haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show
about
the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky
sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were
they
have bike time trials competition.

Seriously... you don't have to keep reminding me that I'm in my 30s!!



Sorry, I only WISH I was THAT young. But, seriously, you look even
younger
than that in your pictures but I suppose those are not current on your
site??

I think there are two that are truly current (last couple of years),
so yes, I am what you see. Just kidding though... I'm happy to be the
age I am. I think it's a matter of feeling/acting young (not juvi) vs
acting like old and crotchety. In some ways Jimbo is like that, but
she's only a bit older.


Judging by the growth rings (wink), I'd say you are, by far, the youngest
of
the trio.


That it truly a weird comment.




It *was* weird. The only thing I could manage to come up with was perhaps he
was referring to y'all's chest measurements. That Jimbo does appear to have
sizable 'assets. ;-) She's probably the one who gets 'hit on' the most at
clubs because of it. (She has a pretty face, too.)

I'd be more drawn to that sexy, barely legal-looking, sweet young thing
vixen on Jimbo's right. . .


Wilbur Hubbard (laying it on thick, LOL!)



Jessica B February 18th 11 12:19 AM

Scenic overload
 
On Thu, 17 Feb 2011 15:24:10 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
On Wed, 16 Feb 2011 08:52:37 -0500, "Waldo" wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 15 Feb 2011 12:00:26 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
om...
snip


Are you daft? I'm telling you, JessicaB is a real woman. So, you look
pretty
lame trying to tell her how to type like a woman. Duh! And,
JessicaB's
not
some little teenybopper or some such. She's in her early to mid
thirties
according to a recent post in this very group. IOW all grown up and
haired
over.

Is Katy Perry that forensic computer research babe on the TV show
about
the
Navy crime investigation unit? If so, SHE's definitely hot in a kinky
sort
of way. I've seen that show a few times in the hotel up in WPB were
they
have bike time trials competition.

Seriously... you don't have to keep reminding me that I'm in my 30s!!



Sorry, I only WISH I was THAT young. But, seriously, you look even
younger
than that in your pictures but I suppose those are not current on your
site??

I think there are two that are truly current (last couple of years),
so yes, I am what you see. Just kidding though... I'm happy to be the
age I am. I think it's a matter of feeling/acting young (not juvi) vs
acting like old and crotchety. In some ways Jimbo is like that, but
she's only a bit older.

Judging by the growth rings (wink), I'd say you are, by far, the youngest
of
the trio.


That it truly a weird comment.




It *was* weird. The only thing I could manage to come up with was perhaps he
was referring to y'all's chest measurements. That Jimbo does appear to have
sizable 'assets. ;-) She's probably the one who gets 'hit on' the most at
clubs because of it. (She has a pretty face, too.)


I didn't think of that... I thought he was talking about my height?
Whatever. J exudes pick-me-up-nowism, but doesn't flaunt it. Stace is
much more forward.

I'd be more drawn to that sexy, barely legal-looking, sweet young thing
vixen on Jimbo's right. . .


Heh.. hey, I'm not THAT young looking... I think she looks younger,
except for...

Wilbur Hubbard (laying it on thick, LOL!)


Extra thick!

Wilbur Hubbard February 18th 11 01:38 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
snip

It *was* weird. The only thing I could manage to come up with was perhaps
he
was referring to y'all's chest measurements. That Jimbo does appear to
have
sizable 'assets. ;-) She's probably the one who gets 'hit on' the most at
clubs because of it. (She has a pretty face, too.)


I didn't think of that... I thought he was talking about my height?
Whatever. J exudes pick-me-up-nowism, but doesn't flaunt it. Stace is
much more forward.

I'd be more drawn to that sexy, barely legal-looking, sweet young thing
vixen on Jimbo's right. . .


Heh.. hey, I'm not THAT young looking... I think she looks younger,
except for...


What?







Jessica B February 22nd 11 11:57 PM

Scenic overload
 
On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:38:59 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
.. .
snip

It *was* weird. The only thing I could manage to come up with was perhaps
he
was referring to y'all's chest measurements. That Jimbo does appear to
have
sizable 'assets. ;-) She's probably the one who gets 'hit on' the most at
clubs because of it. (She has a pretty face, too.)


I didn't think of that... I thought he was talking about my height?
Whatever. J exudes pick-me-up-nowism, but doesn't flaunt it. Stace is
much more forward.

I'd be more drawn to that sexy, barely legal-looking, sweet young thing
vixen on Jimbo's right. . .


Heh.. hey, I'm not THAT young looking... I think she looks younger,
except for...


What?






Heh... :-)

Waldo February 23rd 11 01:54 PM

Scenic overload
 
"Jessica B" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 18 Feb 2011 08:38:59 -0500, "Wilbur Hubbard"
wrote:

"Jessica B" wrote in message
. ..
snip

It *was* weird. The only thing I could manage to come up with was
perhaps
he
was referring to y'all's chest measurements. That Jimbo does appear to
have
sizable 'assets. ;-) She's probably the one who gets 'hit on' the most
at
clubs because of it. (She has a pretty face, too.)

I didn't think of that... I thought he was talking about my height?
Whatever. J exudes pick-me-up-nowism, but doesn't flaunt it. Stace is
much more forward.

I'd be more drawn to that sexy, barely legal-looking, sweet young thing
vixen on Jimbo's right. . .

Heh.. hey, I'm not THAT young looking... I think she looks younger,
except for...


What?






Heh... :-)


BOOBS!

--
Waldo



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