Deer
 

Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days
before the group is to leave,

Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.



Ron's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.



Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron
sitting there with a tent set up,

firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.



"Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into
letting you go?"



"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting
in my chair and my wife came

up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?'" I
pulled her hands off, and she

was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our
bedroom. The room had candles

and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes !



She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did.



And then she said, "Do whatever you want."




So … Here I am !!!