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Magnus January 7th 10 11:35 PM

Why the Brown-Eyed Mulet/Brice-in-deep-sh*t/Brian/Larday is stuck in Thailand?
 
There you are alone and lonely watching thai TV in your boat when
there is an unexpected knock at the door. Imagine your excitement upon
discovering three hot babes wanting on the desk to come inside for
sex... for a price of course.

The three young hotties don't usually do this sort of thing; they are
out for a night on the town, run low on money and decide to sell their
favours to raise some quick cash, so they randomly knock on Bangkok
docks seeking a gullible customer. Against your better (lol) judgement
you invite them in, settling on a price after some spirited haggling.
Everyone is soon stripped down to their undies.

Before any actual sex happens the girls take the opportunity to grab
their clothes and the cash and scamper. Anticipating that this might
happen you martially head them off at the door. An argument ensues,
the commotion drawing the attention of the port staff who call the
Thai police.

In this scenario, who gets arrested? Strangely, you are the only
person charged -- in handing over money in anticipation of sex you
have exploited the three young females, exhibiting the inherent male
desire to dominate nubile females. Thus in NZ, Australia and Tasmania
selling sex is not illegal whereas buying it is.

This doesn't make sense. These three young ladies were on the prowl
looking for a male usenet hero to exploit and found one. In sexual
relationships females have all the power so if anything selling sex is
about dominating brainless males.
The world is increasingly topsy turvy, with the Land of Oz leading the
way!

From:
uk.asiancorrespondent.com/rwdb-jfbeck/selling-sex-okay-buying-it-a-no-no

:-)))
Mort
"I have a 40 ft. sail boat and we (wife & I) live aboard in S.
Thailand for about half the time" ravings from The Fartbag in Bangkok,
on rec.crafts.metalworking, 05 Nov 2008


rod[_2_] January 8th 10 09:05 PM

Why the Brown-Eyed Mulet/Brice-in-deep-sh*t/Brian/Larday is stuckin Thailand?
 
On Jan 7, 3:35*pm, (Magnus) wrote:
There you are alone and lonely watching thai TV in your boat when
there is an unexpected knock at the door. Imagine your excitement upon
discovering three hot babes wanting on the desk to come inside for
sex... for a price of course.

The three young hotties don't usually do this sort of thing; they are
out for a night on the town, run low on money and decide to sell their
favours to raise some quick cash, so they randomly knock on Bangkok
docks seeking a gullible customer. Against your better (lol) judgement
you invite them in, settling on a price after some spirited haggling.
Everyone is soon stripped down to their undies.

Before any actual sex happens the girls take the opportunity to grab
their clothes and the cash and scamper. Anticipating that this might
happen you martially head them off at the door. An argument ensues,
the commotion drawing the attention of the port staff who call the
Thai police.

In this scenario, who gets arrested? Strangely, you are the only
person charged -- in handing over money in anticipation of sex you
have exploited the three young females, exhibiting the inherent male
desire to dominate nubile females. Thus in NZ, Australia and Tasmania
selling sex is not illegal whereas buying it is.

This doesn't make sense. These three young ladies were on the prowl
looking for a male usenet hero to exploit and found one. In sexual
relationships females have all the power so if anything selling sex is
about dominating brainless males.
The world is increasingly topsy turvy, with the Land of Oz leading the
way!

From:
uk.asiancorrespondent.com/rwdb-jfbeck/selling-sex-okay-buying-it-a-no-no

:-)))
Mort
"I have a 40 ft. sail boat and we (wife & I) live aboard in S.
Thailand for about half the time" ravings from The Fartbag in Bangkok,
on rec.crafts.metalworking, 05 Nov 2008


55555 MagPie
C'mon over to Stevie's Playground at Rec.Knives
You can join us "Bull Sh%t Boys" in Celbration of Stevie's big day in
the sun
January 8th, 2004 A Day That Will Live in Infamy
Stevie replied It sure as Hell will
by the by Maggie, you sure got a handle on "the whore scene" there in
LOS :-)
Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww

Rod Shaftenauer

LarbGai January 9th 10 09:50 AM

Why the Brown-Eyed Mulet/Brice-in-deep-sh*t/Brian/Larday is stuckin Thailand?
 
On Jan 9, 10:05*am, rod wrote:

by the by Maggie, you sure got a handle on "the whore scene" there in
LOS :-)
Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww

Rod Shaftenauer-


****** That should read the Shemale scene Rod.

The Flaccid one can't raise a horn to a real woman.

;-)

Magnus January 9th 10 08:29 PM

Why the Brown-Eyed Mulet/Brice-in-deep-sh*t/Brian/Larday is stuck in Thailand?
 
On Fri, 8 Jan 2010 13:05:23 -0800 (PST), rod
wrote:


55555 MagPie
C'mon over to Stevie's Playground at Rec.Knives
You can join us "Bull Sh%t Boys" in Celbration of Stevie's big day in
the sun
January 8th, 2004 A Day That Will Live in Infamy
Stevie replied It sure as Hell will
by the by Maggie, you sure got a handle on "the whore scene" there in
LOS :-)
Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwwww

Rod Shaftenauer


Hi Rod the Flaccid,

Happy u like aussie "humour".

Long time no see u!
I hope u got the big pack of blue pills ur ex-wife sent u for Xmas.
BTW u still have this nasty clap from ladyboys u met on Pattaya beach?

Better for u now to stick to the 4-legs creatures of ur barn.
My respects to Daisy, ur wooly lover.

Baaaa!
Mort
"One of the reasons that I do not read or write to the Linux sites is
that they are full of zealots that interpret any post except a paean
of phrase to Linux as derogatory and they attack feverishly."
shwieking from Bruce 'A-Turd-in-Bangkok' on rbc 19 Mar 2009, after the
troll's been kicked out from alt.os.linux.suse


Ala January 13th 10 03:04 AM

Why the Brown-Eyed Mulet/Brice-in-deep-sh*t/Brian/Larday is stuck in Thailand?
 

"Magnus" wrote in message
...
There you are alone and lonely watching thai TV in your boat when
there is an unexpected knock at the door. Imagine your excitement upon
discovering three hot babes wanting on the desk to come inside for
sex... for a price of course.

The three young hotties don't usually do this sort of thing; they are
out for a night on the town, run low on money and decide to sell their
favours to raise some quick cash, so they randomly knock on Bangkok
docks seeking a gullible customer. Against your better (lol) judgement
you invite them in, settling on a price after some spirited haggling.
Everyone is soon stripped down to their undies.



This story could only happen in Bangkok or Phuket.




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