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Conservative vs Liberal

Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for
everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his
enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as
independently successful.
Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government
protection.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his
situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for
it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is
embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor
and then sues.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a
good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Conservative vs Liberal

Jenny wrote:
Conservative vs Liberal
...

Complete and utter horse ****!

Why don't you try convincing people of your views with reason instead of
trying to pit Americans against Americans for some plutocratic,
party-first agenda?

You're as bad as al Quaeda and the Taliban.

Conservative vs Liberal

"Audio1" wrote in message
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Jenny wrote:
Conservative vs Liberal
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Complete and utter horse ****!

Why don't you try convincing people of your views with reason instead of
trying to pit Americans against Americans for some plutocratic,
party-first agenda?

You're as bad as al Quaeda and the Taliban.

Unfortunately, the OP "Jenny" can't even claim the diatribe as original.
That's okay, actually thinking about issues seems to be beyond her/him.

Conservative or Liberal matters very little to me. Give me original
well-thought-out arguments.

--
KLC Lewis

WISCONSIN
Where It's So Cool Outside, Nobody Stays Indoors Napping
www.KLCLewisStudios.com

Conservative vs Liberal

On Sun, 11 Oct 2009 19:02:59 -0500, "KLC Lewis"
wrote:

"Audio1" wrote in message
...
Jenny wrote:
Conservative vs Liberal
...

Complete and utter horse ****!

Why don't you try convincing people of your views with reason instead of
trying to pit Americans against Americans for some plutocratic,
party-first agenda?

You're as bad as al Quaeda and the Taliban.

Unfortunately, the OP "Jenny" can't even claim the diatribe as original.
That's okay, actually thinking about issues seems to be beyond her/him.

Conservative or Liberal matters very little to me. Give me original
well-thought-out arguments.

I suspect that "Jenny" achieved his/her aims - being noticed.

Cheers,

Bruce
(bruceinbangkokatgmaildotcom)

Conservative vs Liberal

On Oct 11, 4:45*pm, "Jenny" wrote:
Conservative vs Liberal

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

Lets see if a Republican doesnt like queers they make it illigal to be
gay.
Liberals dont care who ****s who.

If a republican doesnt like your religion they call you anti american
and dont let you talk about it in a public setting/school.

If a republican want to run a business and distroy community/family
farms thell just call it business and do it.

I work with Republicans every day. They are fearful, hatfull, always
feel like they are being picked on, and want EVERYONE to live like
they live: DUMB - FAT - HATERS.

Conservative vs Liberal

"Jenny" wrote:

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

Plan "B":

Consider the source.

Lew

Conservative vs Liberal

Jenny wrote:
"Audio1" wrote in message
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Jenny wrote:
Conservative vs Liberal
...
Complete and utter horse ****!

Why don't you try convincing people of your views with reason instead of
trying to pit Americans against Americans for some plutocratic,
party-first agenda?

You're as bad as al Quaeda and the Taliban.

You kinda prove the point, don't you?

I take it back, you're not as bad as al Quaeda and the Taliban, you're
worse. At least al Quaeda and the Taliban are probably being watched by
the FBI and CIA, you fall under their radar and parade around under the
flag (desecrating it) with your American citizenship and destroy the
country from within, stupidly under the direction of those who will
profit short-term the most from your traitorous behavior and on your own
back. You're too stupid to realize how harmful you are to what was once
a great country but is now a cesspit from Reaganomics, Newt the Galoot,
Rush the carbuncle and the Bush League.

Conservative vs Liberal

"Jenny" wrote in message ...

Conservative vs Liberal

a newby whose only goal seems to be stirring up crap and jumped into the
ring with both feet, posting on .cruising and asa?
Methinks "she" is another of Capt Kneels personnas.