"Wayne.B" wrote in message
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On Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:09:12 GMT, "Janet O'Leary"
wrote:

What are your thoughts on this ..

My thoughts are that Wilbur is bored and trying very hard to troll up
another discussion.

Good grief! You really know how to hurt a guy, don't you? Surely, you don't
really think Janet O'Leary is my sock puppet? She is in no way similar to
yours truly. Allow me to point out a few obvious differences.

1) She's posting from New Hampshire and her IP number is even listed in her
headers. I take care to never reveal my IP number because cranks like the
Gaynze love to write bogus abuse complaints to news service and internet
service providers.

2) She's obviously a malcontent, little hellion bitch with a bad temper,
hostile attitude and an inferiority complex. The least little bit of
criticism causes her to go off the deep end. She's so hard to get along with
that she turned her once loving husband into a common drunk. On the other
hand, I, Wilbur Hubbard, am just a lovable little fuzzball who couldn't care
less if some jealous Rube criticizes me. I just consider the source. Their
barbs just bounce off my thick skin the way a BB bounces off a battleship.

3) O'Leary knows nothing about sailboats. She is a rank NOOB! She's hardly
even dipped her big toe into the waters. I, Wilbur Hubbard, am on the
opposite end of the spectrum. I have over twenty cruising and living aboard
years of experience. Things about the cruising life that Janet hasn't even
dreamed of are second nature to me. She asks the questions. I know all the
answers.

4)Janet is most likely quite homely because if she were otherwise she'd
easily be able to latch onto a sailorman the way Lady Sailor and Miss Terry
Mermaid for instance, have done. On second thought, scratch Miss Terry. Joe
has pretty much proven of late that he is no sailorman. But, at any rate, if
Janet were a looker she sure wouldn't be groveling around here fishing for
info in a group of has-been's, never-were's and wannabe's! (present company
excepted)

5) O'Leary, because of her temper, can't get a man to stay around her for
long while I have to spend precious hours, day in and day out, fending off
the rabid advances of oversexed, real man-starved women who lay their
peepers on me and rightly conclude that I could be the answer to all their
prayers. Unfortunately, no woman can compete for my attentions successfully
as long as there is an ocean and a good boat upon which to ply it left on
the face of the Earth.

I could add more but the above should be enough to convince you that Janet
O'Leary is not Wilbur Hubbard in drag. (Though, even in drag, I'm probably
better looking than her!)

Wilbur Hubbard