being a sailing geek
 

Yesterday when my son and I were sailing at the lake, I was on the
shore watching him sail with my newly made poly sails on the MiniCup.
There was a guy next to me and we had been discussing the home built
boat. Meanwhile, there was a girl on the dock in a bikini modelling
for a photographer. The guy next to me says "Lookin good". I reply,
"No, the leech has an odd curve so the air cant flow off it". He turns
to me and says, "What are you talking about".