Tanks roll!
 

Russia starts a war:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4486208.ece

Thank heaven Obama will be the next president! He will sit down with the
Russian president, talk, and the tanks will go home the very next day.

The seas will stop rising!

Gasoline will be obsolete in 10 years!

Nuclear weapons will vanish from the face of the earth!

He will tax oil companies and gas prices shall drop!

He will tax the rich and the poor will become wealthy!

America is what is wrong with the world and he will fix it.


{Since the price of health care and college consistently outpace inflation
should we expect higher taxes on health care and colleges to reduce their
cost?}

[Food costs are going up too, let's conserve food by eating less and taxing
it even more]

Olympians are setting ever better records, let's give those less talented a
fair chance by smashing the kneecaps of those who excel!