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Capt. Rob September 5th 07 04:34 AM

Doug's Test Sails of the A28
 
Doug, the hot air balloon of sailing know-how and the King of
Keels....claims that he sailed a Alerion 28.

Well, if Ozzy said it, or even Joe...I'd believe it, but Doug said
things to dumb to miss.

He claimed that the jib boom took up too much room above and below
decks.
Now please have a look at the A28:

http://www.alerionexpress28.com/site...s/AE28-013.jpg

The first clue that Dicky Retardo lied to us is clear in that pic. See
any life lines? Nope. The A28 was not designed for any "work" forward.
She's a BIG cockpit design for daysailing and weekending. What was
Duffy Duck doing up there? Greasing the Hoyt knuckle? Scanning the
depths for loose change?

The A28 is a boat designed to be sailed from the cockpit:

http://www.alerionexpress28.com/site...s/AE28-002.jpg

Now, let us look at all the room below that boom is swallowing up for
space-starved Dougie Houser F.U.

http://www.alerionexpress28.com/site...s/AE28-008.jpg

Yikes! It's going straight through the boat!!!!
Oh...no, wait...that's the mast. Okay, so it's not taking up any
appreciable room below.

So what was Doug, the Ding of Keels yammering about? Did he tell this
to CS, who he met and spoke to about the design? Is CS off somewhere
dropping Doug's name for effect? For humorous effect?

As John Irving wrote...."Oh, Yeth!"


And goodnight, folks!



RB
35s5
NY


Ringmaster September 5th 07 04:02 PM

Doug's Test Sails of the A28
 
The first clue that Dicky Retardo lied to us is clear in that
pic. See any life lines? Nope.

Boobass are you really that stupid or really trying to be clever? J92
& J100 brochures also show the boats without lifelines but most of
them get delivered with lifelines. Same with the Alerion. Go away.
You're too easy.

35s5 S L O Wer than a PHRF 'C' boat.


Capt. Rob September 5th 07 11:19 PM

Doug's Test Sails of the A28
 

Boobass are you really that stupid or really trying to be clever? J92
& J100 brochures also show the boats without lifelines but most of
them get delivered with lifelines. Same with the Alerion. Go away.
You're too easy.




Sloco, why humiliate yourself again and again. The A28 is not easily
found with lifelines. The one I sailed had none. The two on yachtworld
have none. The one owned by Doyle had none.

But to prove how huge a moron your are, read this....

2. All crew are restricted to seating inside the cockpit while
racing. Since the majority of AE 28s do not have lifelines, this is
the only safe and sensible procedure. It also eliminates the "rail
meat" race whereby competitive skippers seek to gain more righting
moment by adding heavy crew to the rail.

And see the link:
http://www.sfbayalerion.org/index.html

I'm sure Dougie Dingbat is gratefull for your support!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!
Yup, Sloco sure knows his boats!


RB
35s5
NY





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