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Neal August 26th 07 04:44 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"KLC Lewis" wrote in

How about passing international law that all shipping
containers must be
loaded,

now *that's* the dumbest thing I've read all week.

SBV



I'm entirely capable of coming up with dumber stuff.



Well, that would be hard to top, though I'm confident you'll
try your hardest.

Scotty


Hey, if he wants dumber, he can always read and study the posts of some of
the more......proficient? posters of this group.
One who has more, is worth more, and is better at everything comes
immediately to mind. Also, one from a bay-area in Kalifornicatia.



KLC Lewis August 26th 07 05:03 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in

How about passing international law that all shipping
containers must be
loaded,

now *that's* the dumbest thing I've read all week.

SBV



I'm entirely capable of coming up with dumber stuff.



Well, that would be hard to top, though I'm confident you'll
try your hardest.

Scotty



Okay, so I take it you are going on record as being in favor of shipping
containers floating free and sinking boats that cannot see them? It strikes
me (no pun intended) that that's a pretty dumb position. But at least I'm
not the one who came up with it.



Scotty August 26th 07 05:17 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in

How about passing international law that all

shipping
containers must be
loaded,

now *that's* the dumbest thing I've read all week.

SBV



I'm entirely capable of coming up with dumber stuff.



Well, that would be hard to top, though I'm confident

you'll
try your hardest.

Scotty



Okay, so I take it you are going on record as being in

favor of shipping
containers floating free and sinking boats that cannot see

them?


Well then, you take it wrong. I wrote no such thing!

It strikes
me (no pun intended) that that's a pretty dumb position.



Well, *you* came up with it, so I'm not surprised.


But at least I'm
not the one who came up with it.



really? show me the post where I wrote that first.

SBV




KLC Lewis August 26th 07 05:23 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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Well then, you take it wrong. I wrote no such thing!

It strikes
me (no pun intended) that that's a pretty dumb position.



Well, *you* came up with it, so I'm not surprised.


But at least I'm
not the one who came up with it.



really? show me the post where I wrote that first.

SBV




Look, bubbie, this isn't rocket science. I posted, somewhat tongue-in-cheek
though not entirely so, a possible solution to containers floating around in
a way that they could sink boats. You replied that it was "the dumbest thing
(you) had ever read." It doesn't require a mighty leap of logic for one to
then assume that you are opposed to the idea of requiring containers to
sink. Ipso facto, you are in favor of them remaining afloat, where they can
do harm. If you have a better solution to the problem, post it.



KLC Lewis August 26th 07 05:33 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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Last chance before you become Crap'n Kneel's kissing cousin: Post a better
solution.



Scotty August 26th 07 05:33 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...



Well then, you take it wrong. I wrote no such thing!

It strikes
me (no pun intended) that that's a pretty dumb

position.


Well, *you* came up with it, so I'm not surprised.


But at least I'm
not the one who came up with it.



really? show me the post where I wrote that first.

SBV




Look, bubbie, this isn't rocket science. I posted,

somewhat tongue-in-cheek
though not entirely so, a possible solution to containers

floating around in
a way that they could sink boats.




What you suggested was dumb...D U M B !

You replied that it was "the dumbest thing
(you) had ever read."



''this week''. I haven't read your past posts.


doesn't require a mighty leap of logic for one to
then assume that you are opposed to the idea of requiring

containers to
sink.




When you ASS U me stuff, you make an ASS out of U, not ME.


Ipso facto, you are in favor of them remaining afloat,

where they can
do harm.



You are WRONG again! Are you related to Boobspit?




SBV



Scotty August 26th 07 05:47 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

Last chance before you become Crap'n Kneel's kissing

cousin: Post a better
solution.



I never said I had a better solution, although given 15
minutes I could come up with something better than your dumb
idea.
I merely pointed out that your dumb idea of always loaded
containers was the dumbest thing I have read all week.
It's not just dumb, it's unfeasible.

SBV



KLC Lewis August 26th 07 05:54 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

Last chance before you become Crap'n Kneel's kissing

cousin: Post a better
solution.



I never said I had a better solution, although given 15
minutes I could come up with something better than your dumb
idea.
I merely pointed out that your dumb idea of always loaded
containers was the dumbest thing I have read all week.
It's not just dumb, it's unfeasible.

SBV



Now that's the dumbest post I've read all year. My idea was not "always
loaded containers." It was to always load or ballast them in a way that they
would always sink if they went overboard. And since you have been thinking
about this for a few days now without posting a better idea, capable only of
casting derision upon those who actually HAVE ideas, I must now consider you
to be incapable of having any ideas of your own.

However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed: You now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.



KLC Lewis August 26th 07 06:01 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
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"KLC Lewis" wrote in


My idea was not "always
loaded containers." It was to always load them




Hooh Boy!



Clock's ticking, bubbie.



Scotty August 26th 07 06:02 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in


My idea was not "always
loaded containers." It was to always load them




Hooh Boy!



Scotty August 26th 07 06:04 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...


However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed: You

now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.



'Breather tubes' in all eight corners.
However, they must be designed to not let rain water in. And
the reefer units would need some kind of insulation in them.

SBV




KLC Lewis August 26th 07 06:05 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...


However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed: You

now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.



'Breather tubes' in all eight corners.
However, they must be designed to not let rain water in. And
the reefer units would need some kind of insulation in them.

SBV




As has already been pointed out by others, shipping containers are not
airtight or watertight, and fail to sink only because of the buoyancy (if
any) of their contents. "Breather Tubes" to let more air out, or more water
in, will not solve the essential problem. Clock's still ticking.



Scotty August 26th 07 06:07 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"KLC Lewis" wrote in


My idea was not "always
loaded containers." It was to always load them




Hooh Boy!



Clock's ticking, bubbie.


tick, tock, tick,
tock...Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzttttt !



KLC Lewis August 26th 07 06:35 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...


However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed: You

now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.



'Breather tubes' in all eight corners.
However, they must be designed to not let rain water in. And
the reefer units would need some kind of insulation in them.

SBV




As has already been pointed out by others, shipping containers are not
airtight or watertight, and fail to sink only because of the buoyancy (if
any) of their contents. "Breather Tubes" to let more air out, or more
water in, will not solve the essential problem. Clock's still ticking.


Well, I gave you half an hour and you've still not come up with a better
idea. Guess you lose, eh? :-D



Neal August 26th 07 06:47 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
...

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...


However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed: You
now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.


'Breather tubes' in all eight corners.
However, they must be designed to not let rain water in. And
the reefer units would need some kind of insulation in them.

SBV




As has already been pointed out by others, shipping containers are not
airtight or watertight, and fail to sink only because of the buoyancy (if
any) of their contents. "Breather Tubes" to let more air out, or more
water in, will not solve the essential problem. Clock's still ticking.


Well, I gave you half an hour and you've still not come up with a better
idea. Guess you lose, eh? :-D

Scotty was having a battle of wits with a witless twit. How can he possibly
lose? You were un-armed.



Richard Casady August 26th 07 06:48 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:23:47 -0500, "KLC Lewis"
wrote:

It doesn't require a mighty leap of logic for one to
then assume that you are opposed to the idea of requiring containers to
sink. Ipso facto, you are in favor of them remaining afloat, where they can
do harm. If you have a better solution to the problem, post it.


I would like topoint out that the boxes are not watertight. If the
stuff in the container is dense, it will sink. If it is filled with a
lot of foam packing, It won't sink.

Casady

KLC Lewis August 26th 07 06:50 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Neal" wrote in message ...
Scotty was having a battle of wits with a witless twit. How can he
possibly lose? You were un-armed.


And yet he still lost. Hard to believe, innit?



KLC Lewis August 26th 07 06:55 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Richard Casady" wrote in message
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:23:47 -0500, "KLC Lewis"
wrote:

It doesn't require a mighty leap of logic for one to
then assume that you are opposed to the idea of requiring containers to
sink. Ipso facto, you are in favor of them remaining afloat, where they
can
do harm. If you have a better solution to the problem, post it.


I would like topoint out that the boxes are not watertight. If the
stuff in the container is dense, it will sink. If it is filled with a
lot of foam packing, It won't sink.

Casady


Yes, this has been pointed out. Which is why I proposed requiring ballast
(or otherwise adjusting the buoyancy) so the container would sink if the
cargo would otherwise prohibit sinking.



Horvath August 26th 07 10:36 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:44:39 -0400, "Neal" wrote this
crap:


Hey, if he wants dumber, he can always read and study the posts of some of
the more......proficient? posters of this group.
One who has more, is worth more, and is better at everything comes
immediately to mind. Also, one from a bay-area in Kalifornicatia.



Are you talking about Jon-boy?




I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

Horvath August 26th 07 10:41 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:54:37 -0500, "KLC Lewis"
wrote this crap:

However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed: You now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.



How about a game show like Hollywood Squares, but with kids? Gary
Coleman could host.

I've been waiting to use that line.







I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

Horvath August 26th 07 10:45 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 13:02:20 -0400, "Scotty" wrote this
crap:

My idea was not "always
loaded containers." It was to always load them


Hooh Boy!


What are you loading them with?





I'm Horvath and I approve of this post.

Scotty August 27th 07 12:21 AM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
...


However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed:

You
now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.


'Breather tubes' in all eight corners.
However, they must be designed to not let rain water

in. And
the reefer units would need some kind of insulation in

them.

SBV




As has already been pointed out by others, shipping

containers are not
airtight or watertight, and fail to sink only because of

the buoyancy (if
any) of their contents.



Most empty containers float due to the trapped air in them.




Well, I gave you half an hour and you've still not come up

with a better
idea. Guess you lose, eh? :-D


You guessed wrong

I didn't say my idea was perfect, or even plausible, but it
definitely is WAY better than your stupid idea of ''loading
all containers''.

SBV




Richard Casady August 27th 07 01:24 AM

Catamarans have something extra....
 
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 19:21:36 -0400, "Scotty" wrote:

As has already been pointed out by others, shipping

containers are not
airtight or watertight, and fail to sink only because of

the buoyancy (if
any) of their contents.



Most empty containers float due to the trapped air in them.


There is no trapped air in a shipping container. It is not trapped, it
is free to leave and be replaced with water. This is technically known
as flooding and it leads to sinking. Every time.

Casady.

KLC Lewis August 27th 07 03:13 AM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
...


However, I accept the challenge you yourself proposed:

You
now have 15
minutes to come up with a better idea.


'Breather tubes' in all eight corners.
However, they must be designed to not let rain water

in. And
the reefer units would need some kind of insulation in

them.

SBV




As has already been pointed out by others, shipping

containers are not
airtight or watertight, and fail to sink only because of

the buoyancy (if
any) of their contents.



Most empty containers float due to the trapped air in them.




Well, I gave you half an hour and you've still not come up

with a better
idea. Guess you lose, eh? :-D


You guessed wrong

I didn't say my idea was perfect, or even plausible, but it
definitely is WAY better than your stupid idea of ''loading
all containers''.

SBV




Whatever you say, Wilbur. Read the thread. From the beginning.



[email protected] August 27th 07 03:30 AM

Catamarans have something extra....
 
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:55:23 -0500, "KLC Lewis"
wrote:


"Richard Casady" wrote in message
. ..
On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:23:47 -0500, "KLC Lewis"
wrote:

It doesn't require a mighty leap of logic for one to
then assume that you are opposed to the idea of requiring containers to
sink. Ipso facto, you are in favor of them remaining afloat, where they
can
do harm. If you have a better solution to the problem, post it.


I would like topoint out that the boxes are not watertight. If the
stuff in the container is dense, it will sink. If it is filled with a
lot of foam packing, It won't sink.

Casady


Yes, this has been pointed out. Which is why I proposed requiring ballast
(or otherwise adjusting the buoyancy) so the container would sink if the
cargo would otherwise prohibit sinking.


I posted some figures(I thought to this thread) a while ago and
according to the insurance companies, that insure containers, the loss
per year is from 2 - 10,000 containers per year. The port of
Singapore, for example, handled some 23.2 million containers in 2005.

If you apply loss of containers ONLY to Singapore shipping then some
0.043 % of the containers passing through Singapore are lost.

The next question would be to determine how many boats are sunk by
collisions with containers each year and off set this figure by how
many vessels are sunk by collisions with other kind of floating
debris.

My suspicion is that the sinking of boats by hitting containers is
infinitesimal.


Bruce in Bangkok
(brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom)

KLC Lewis August 27th 07 03:43 AM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

wrote in message
...
I posted some figures(I thought to this thread) a while ago and
according to the insurance companies, that insure containers, the loss
per year is from 2 - 10,000 containers per year. The port of
Singapore, for example, handled some 23.2 million containers in 2005.

If you apply loss of containers ONLY to Singapore shipping then some
0.043 % of the containers passing through Singapore are lost.

The next question would be to determine how many boats are sunk by
collisions with containers each year and off set this figure by how
many vessels are sunk by collisions with other kind of floating
debris.

My suspicion is that the sinking of boats by hitting containers is
infinitesimal.


Bruce in Bangkok
(brucepaigeATgmailDOTcom)


It would not at all surprise me to find that floating logs outnumber
floating shipping containers by at least an order of magnitude. And there is
no question that floating logs can do serious damage to vessels, large and
small. From time to time, a ship or a boat will strike a whale -- doing
serious damage to one or the other, sometimes both. And there may well be
other hazards out there as well. My comments regarding shipping containers
may not be focused on the entirety of floating hazards, but it's a start.



Scotty August 27th 07 06:16 AM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
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And there is
no question that floating logs can do serious damage to

vessels, large and
small. therefore I reccomend that a law be passed that all

logs must be
ballasted.


Oh yeah.....



KLC Lewis August 27th 07 03:55 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
...



And there is
no question that floating logs can do serious damage to

vessels, large and
small. therefore I reccomend that a law be passed that all

logs must be
ballasted.


Oh yeah.....



Ya, your editing and adding material to my post might actually fool someone
who doesn't read the original. You have now officially joined the ranks of
Crap'n Kneel.



Joe August 27th 07 04:11 PM

Catamarans have something extra....
 
On Aug 26, 12:55 pm, "KLC Lewis" wrote:
"Richard Casady" wrote in message

...

On Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:23:47 -0500, "KLC Lewis"
wrote:


It doesn't require a mighty leap of logic for one to
then assume that you are opposed to the idea of requiring containers to
sink. Ipso facto, you are in favor of them remaining afloat, where they
can
do harm. If you have a better solution to the problem, post it.


I would like topoint out that the boxes are not watertight. If the
stuff in the container is dense, it will sink. If it is filled with a
lot of foam packing, It won't sink.


Casady


Yes, this has been pointed out. Which is why I proposed requiring ballast
(or otherwise adjusting the buoyancy) so the container would sink if the
cargo would otherwise prohibit sinking.


Yeah... and lets burn 800 million more gallons of heavy fuel oil
lugging required ballast around the planet...brilliant!

Joe



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