New Diet
 

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog, and was in line
to check out. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog...... Duh!! I was
feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her NO. I was starting the
Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital the last time, but that I'd lost 50 lbs. before I'd awakened in the
intensive care unit with tubes coming out most of my orifices and IV's in
both arms. Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned
me. I said no.... I'd been sitting in the middle of the street licking my
ass when a car hit me.