A Clockwork Bobsprit
 

A certain former player on ASA recently e-mailed me about a few things
and said that ASA was in a sharp decline and it was not possible to
get everyone nipping at bait any more! He e-mailed me an apology
today!
Well...in just a few short days I, once again, whipped up the group
into a feeding frenzy. I can always do it because Scotty, Bart, Jeff,
Doug, Martin, Bob/Sockpuppets, Dave and all the rest will ALWAYS be a
silly group of wannabe part time sailors that I can control as I
please. Their only solace for the them is everyone yelling to me and
to eachother that this is not the case. But it IS the case and
everyone knows it deep down. You all sit around waiting for the next
morsel to be served up by me. True, much of it is heavily modified to
stir up trouble, but that's all my genius. Even poor Bob Crantz and
his puppets now just follow me about like puppies, unable to make a
catch himself.
Of course I can't take ALL of the credit. There are two moles among
you and they e-mail me details and facts, all the while playing their
roles to a tee. It's frikin hilarious!!!!

And I can do it all again tomorrow.

And you all can't wait!

Good night.



Capt RB
35s5
NY