BoatBanter.com - OT - Honey does this outfit make me look fat?

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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0lF6...active_sharing

From the Katysails archive of home movies....

Wilbur Hubbard

What is a katysails?

Not "a katysails" but "Katysails." She's an anal-retentive half-blind,
busybody woman who used to post here and who likes to play Net Nanny and
Net Cop. She has horrible typing skills and her posts often look like
they were typed by a retard.

She doesn't post here much anymore since she started going blind. I
guess she can no longer see the screen to tell what's she's reading. I
look at it as God's punishment for her Usenet sins. It makes me think
there is justice in this world after all. God is definitely for freedom
of speech. If it were not for freedom of speech, God's word would have
been burned and banned long ago. So God abhors any type of censorship.
God created man to speak his mind. God created woman as a helpmate and
not as an arbiter of speech. This is what makes me think God might be
severely displeased with her.

Katy is a Voodoo practitioner. She attempts to cast spells and uses the
word "witch" to describe her blasphemy. On the other hand, she claims to
be a good practicing Catholic. Go figure!

Katy is old, (from the looks of her, maybe mid-fifties) about thirty
pounds overweight and has a beehive hair do and crooked, yellow teeth.
She has a real ugly attitude though she is really not quite as
unattractive as and not fat as that woman in the video.

The one blessing she has in her life is a husband who loves her. Though
I can't see what she's done to deserve it. I look at it as "the Lord
giveth and the Lord taketh away." Maybe she's been blessed with a good
man to make up for her physical and mental handicaps? I fear for her
soul, though. I think when she stands before Peter at the Pearly Gates,
she might be in for a horrifying surprise. I'm afraid it's to the Lava
Lakes for her.

Wilbur Hubbard