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Capt. Rob May 19th 07 11:49 AM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
Look at this, Joe.....

http://www.canadiandriver.com/articl...daspeed6_4.jpg

That's my new Speed6 sports sedan. It does 0-60 in 5.4 seconds and 150
MPH. It has a six speed stick and 274 HP with 280 LBs of torque. I've
already ordered a CAI for her, which should bring the 1/4 in at a cozy
13.5 seconds.

Let's hear what you drive!!!! I bet it's something cool, like an M3,
WRX or maybe even a well maintained old RX-7 turbo? Maybe a well
restored 240z or a bathtub Porsche?
I guess you'll sell your fun car any day now since you're setting off
for parts unknown quite soon. I wonder which Walmart it will be...?


BWAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHA!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty May 19th 07 03:12 PM

Does Joe even own a car?
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

. It has a six speed stick and 274 HP with 280 LBs of

torque.


My daily ride has an 18 speed stick and 550 HP with 580 LBs
of torque.

What did I win?


Moo ha haaa



Joe May 19th 07 03:20 PM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
On May 19, 5:49 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Look at this, Joe.....

http://www.canadiandriver.com/articl...daspeed6_4.jpg

That's my new Speed6 sports sedan. It does 0-60 in 5.4 seconds and 150
MPH. It has a six speed stick and 274 HP with 280 LBs of torque. I've
already ordered a CAI for her, which should bring the 1/4 in at a cozy
13.5 seconds.

Let's hear what you drive!!!! I bet it's something cool, like an M3,
WRX or maybe even a well maintained old RX-7 turbo? Maybe a well
restored 240z or a bathtub Porsche?
I guess you'll sell your fun car any day now since you're setting off
for parts unknown quite soon. I wonder which Walmart it will be...?

BWAAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHA!!!

RB
35s5
NY


Thats an ugly car you chose, but you have a perfect track record of
buying crap.
I'd never own any of the cars you listed cept maybe the Porche.

Now years ago I had a 1969 XKE coupe, a "steeping stone''.....sure you
can relate.
http://www.docsjags.com/sales/coupes...6/300-3036.jpg

And a 1966 Mustang : http://www.fordcobraengines.com/1966%20MustangM.JPEG

You going to be racing that crapper in NYC traffic? Will you ever get
it out of third gear? Stick with the KIA, it's suits you to a tee.

I have a Ford truck , a 1961: http://www.wingsisp.com/emboss/kevfolly.jpg

And in 1999 we bought Saturn SC2 has under 60K miles.

http://images.motortrend.com/roadtes..._Side_View.jpg

Living in an area that is always covered with sal****er spray, and no
indoor parking I think we have made the right choices for
automobiles...but who gives a rats ass about cars except you
anyway?....Why....because you no longer get to sail, if you had sailed
at all this year you would have posted films, pictures and sworn
document proving that you did indeed get to go sailing. You've been
forced to shift to land based excitement. Your choices get more
pathetic every day.

From Ghost Girls to KIA at break neck, rock smashing speed.


Poor poor Bob, more lubbery every day.....

What kind of lawn mower have you purchaced? Do you have a gas powered
weed wacker? Have you started mulching yet? You should plant a
garden.

The only tiller you will be manning will have a Brigs & Stratton
engine on it and the screws will be busting sod.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.

Joe









Capt. JG May 19th 07 06:13 PM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

. It has a six speed stick and 274 HP with 280 LBs of

torque.


My daily ride has an 18 speed stick and 550 HP with 580 LBs
of torque.

What did I win?



An oil refinery?

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Capt. Rob May 19th 07 10:34 PM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
And a 1966 Mustang : http://www.fordcobraengines.com/1966%20MustangM.JPEG



My father has a fully restored convirtible (He used to have a fastback
as well). He's thinking of giving it to me next spring as he's not
driving it at all since getting the FXT Turbo.


You going to be racing that crapper in NYC traffic? Will you ever
get
it out of third gear?


Don't you know that we moved? I'm far away from NYC traffic. The
winding roads here are why we bought a fast and fun car!


I have a Ford truck , a 1961: http://www.wingsisp.com/emboss/kevfolly.jpg



OH MY GOD!!!!


And in 1999 we bought Saturn SC2 has under 60K miles.


OH MY GOD!!!!!!


Why....because you no longer get to sail, if you had sailed
at all this year you would have posted films, pictures and sworn
document proving that you did indeed get to go sailing.



Vids and pics to be posted soon. We're having a bit of a problem with
this new Vista based machine and out of date software to be replaced.
Should be worked out in a few days. Maybe you noticed I was only
posting a few pics, and not to my site? Nah, facts like that don't
work for your delusional hopes that we aren't having ten times more
fun than you!



From Ghost Girls to KIA at break neck, rock smashing speed.




Sure, just pretend I don't own a Speed6 or a TF. That works!




Poor poor Bob, more lubbery every day.....



And yet I just got home from a sail and you were here answering my
troll again!


What kind of lawn mower have you purchaced? Do you have a gas
powered
weed wacker? Have you started mulching yet? You should plant a
garden.

Sorry, we don't waste time on something so cheap to have done by
someone else.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa. Ya damn right!


RB
35s5
NY


Joe May 20th 07 03:33 AM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
On May 19, 4:34 pm, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
And a 1966 Mustang :http://www.fordcobraengines.com/1966%20MustangM.JPEG



My father has a fully restored convirtible (He used to have a fastback
as well). He's thinking of giving it to me next spring as he's not
driving it at all since getting the FXT Turbo.


Yeah, take the only car he has worth owning...Some son you are.


You going to be racing that crapper in NYC traffic? Will you ever
get
it out of third gear?

Don't you know that we moved? I'm far away from NYC traffic. The
winding roads here are why we bought a fast and fun car!


Commutes are hell, got to make the best of them. Soon you will have to
pay to drive into NYC.

I have a Ford truck , a 1961:http://www.wingsisp.com/emboss/kevfolly.jpg



OH MY GOD!!!!


Please,.... Just call me Captain Joe

And in 1999 we bought Saturn SC2 has under 60K miles.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!


Again, Just Captain Joe will be enough from you.


From Ghost Girls to KIA at break neck, rock smashing speed.


Sure, just pretend I don't own a Speed6 or a TF. That works!


Sure, just pretend you do not own and drive a Kia mini van.

Poor poor Bob, more lubbery every day.....

And yet I just got home from a sail and you were here answering my
troll again!


And I just got in from a great evening sail to find you flopping on
deck.


What kind of lawn mower have you purchaced? Do you have a gas
powered
weed wacker? Have you started mulching yet? You should plant a
garden.

Sorry, we don't waste time on something so cheap to have done by
someone else.


Well that was one of the things I liked about owning land.
Had figs, okra, tomatoes, squash, peppers, onions, spices, lettus,
carrots, radish's ect.ect all in an acre plot behind the house. It's
great stress release and Thomas would enjoy it as well.

Plus yard work is good for you, plant some flowers for the misses, do
some landscaping ect and you could add to the value of your house.
I've seen the pictures of your place and it can use a bunch more curb
appeal. Plus you are so over weight it would be good for your weak
heart to get out and sweat a bit. Note:( Please consult your doctor
before following my advice.)

It would be good for you to get out in the fresh air and turn your
boob tube off for a spell.


Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa. Ya damn right!


I know.
Joe


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob May 20th 07 06:10 AM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
Yeah, take the only car he has worth owning...Some son you are.


He'll drive here with Thomas. Our roads are far better. Anyway he
prefers his much faster and more nimble FXT.


Commutes are hell, got to make the best of them. Soon you will have
to
pay to drive into NYC.


We don't commute to NYC.



And in 1999 we bought Saturn SC2 has under 60K miles.




0-60 in 9.1 seconds....or idiot mark to used car lot in 13 seconds
flat!



Sure, just pretend you do not own and drive a Kia mini van.



I do. I also drive a Prius. But what do they have to do with my new
sports sedan or the fact that you don't even own a good car?



And I just got in from a great evening sail to find you flopping on

deck.


Yeah? Sure you did. More like you read my post from this morning about
doing the Menger sea trial and whipped up a quick story. Nice try.




Well that was one of the things I liked about owning land.

Had figs, okra, tomatoes, squash, peppers, onions, spices, lettus,
carrots, radish's ect.ect all in an acre plot behind the house. It's
great stress release and Thomas would enjoy it as well.


Yard work? Only for those with stress living on houseboats. No thanks.
Most 2 1/2 year old boys don't like to garden too much...but then how
would you know that? You were never man enough to raise your own
child. And that's the one inescapable ultra queer girly boy thing
about you, Joe. And no manner of houseboat or GM Saturns are gonna
make a man of you now.


I've seen the pictures of your place and it can use a bunch more
curb
appeal.

My house is worth 75K above what we paid partly because we have no
curb, dummy. We live in Old Forest Hills against Kent Cliffs in
Carmel. We have a nature walk and bike path on our own land. There are
Eagles nesting here and there's clean water running through our
property.

Keep 'em coming, Joe. Childless loser that you are!!!! I remember
years back when I got slammed here for not having a child. Of course
now I've got a wonderful son. People may not call you a loser dork to
your face....but they're thinking it!
Of course if I met you I'd show you some respect and say it to your
face.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!



RB
35s5
NY


jlrogers May 20th 07 10:46 AM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
RB
35s5
NY



Material girl.




Joe May 20th 07 02:32 PM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
On May 20, 12:10 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Yeah, take the only car he has worth owning...Some son you are.

He'll drive here with Thomas. Our roads are far better. Anyway he
prefers his much faster and more nimble FXT.

Great, bunch of upstate hillbillys road racing with the rugrat
aboard.

Yard work? Only for those with stress living on houseboats. No thanks.
Most 2 1/2 year old boys don't like to garden too much...but then how
would you know that?


Oh so you are raising a spoiled rotten big headed charlie brown
brat... I get it now a couch potatoe jr just like you. You should
hurry up and die so he can be a success like you, how else will he
obtain any wealth?


I've seen the pictures of your place and it can use a bunch more
curb
appeal.


My house is worth 75K


It still looks like a white trash crackers starter home. Scotty's
house makes your look like a slum shack.



Keep 'em coming, Joe. Childless loser that you are!!!! I remember
years back when I got slammed here for not having a child. Of course
now I've got a wonderful son.


I bet the cop that Suzy dated for so long, and still a good friend of
with has blonde or light colored hair.


People may not call you a loser dork to
your face....but they're thinking it!
Of course if I met you I'd show you some respect and say it to your
face.


Yeah and if Thomas were there. I'd ask him if he's meet his real dad
yet.

Joe


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!

RB
35s5
NY






Joe May 20th 07 03:19 PM

Does Joe even own a car?
 
On May 20, 8:58 am, Charlie Morgan wrote:
On 20 May 2007 06:32:51 -0700, Joe wrote:





On May 20, 12:10 am, "Capt. Rob" wrote:
Yeah, take the only car he has worth owning...Some son you are.


He'll drive here with Thomas. Our roads are far better. Anyway he
prefers his much faster and more nimble FXT.


Great, bunch of upstate hillbillys road racing with the rugrat
aboard.


Yard work? Only for those with stress living on houseboats. No thanks.
Most 2 1/2 year old boys don't like to garden too much...but then how
would you know that?


Oh so you are raising a spoiled rotten big headed charlie brown
brat... I get it now a couch potatoe jr just like you. You should
hurry up and die so he can be a success like you, how else will he
obtain any wealth?


Oh, nice Joe. Wishing death on an innocent little kid's father.

CWM- Hide quoted text -

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No BB, I was wishing Thomas the same success his dad worked so hard
to obtain.
Rob stated he will never be burdened with any chore like yard work
(god forbid) thats for the Mexicans he can exploit.

Joe




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