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Steve Leyland May 12th 07 08:24 AM

FIX IT!
 
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Kyle
Schwitters stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: You yo-yos have enlarged the discussion column again. It obliterates
: half the post text!
:
: I though much of the "new" groups look was repaired, but guess not.
:
: How about doin' something about it?

I'm ever so sorry.
I'll get onto fixing it straight away.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

To punish me for my contempt for authority, fate made me an authority
myself. - Albert Einstein
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



mimus May 12th 07 02:06 PM

FIX IT!
 
On Sat, 12 May 2007 08:24:26 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:

Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Kyle
Schwitters stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: You yo-yos have enlarged the discussion column again. It obliterates
: half the post text!
:
: I though much of the "new" groups look was repaired, but guess not.
:
: How about doin' something about it?

I'm ever so sorry.
I'll get onto fixing it straight away.


I smell web-forum.

--


smeeter 11 or maybe 12

mp 10

mhm 29x13

You want a job and a lizard to ride?

_The Einstein Intersection_



Fred Small May 12th 07 09:26 PM

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On 12 Mai, 15:06, mimus wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 08:24:26 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called Kyle
Schwitters stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:


: You yo-yos have enlarged the discussion column again. It obliterates
: half the post text!
:
: I though much of the "new" groups look was repaired, but guess not.
:
: How about doin' something about it?


I'm ever so sorry.
I'll get onto fixing it straight away.


I smell web-forum.

I smell a trainee.


Steve Leyland May 13th 07 06:24 AM

FIX IT!
 
Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called mimus
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:

: On Sat, 12 May 2007 08:24:26 +0100, Steve Leyland wrote:
:
:: Once upon a time in a magickal land far far away the being called
:: Kyle Schwitters stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to
:: usenet:
::
::: You yo-yos have enlarged the discussion column again. It
::: obliterates half the post text!
:::
::: I though much of the "new" groups look was repaired, but guess not.
:::
::: How about doin' something about it?
::
:: I'm ever so sorry.
:: I'll get onto fixing it straight away.
:
: I smell web-forum.

not far off, some googlefroups poaster complaining to alt.config

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their
headlights off?
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow




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