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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one side of
his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just now got out of
the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I guess her inside
information was correct. Everybody else here was wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath of
fresh air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...

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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one side of
his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just now got out of
the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I guess her inside
information was correct. Everybody else here was wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath of fresh
air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...


I heard she and Capt. Neal had a torrid love affair, after which Ellen
announced she had gotten pregnant. Neal hit the ceiling and threw her out,
telling her to get an abortion or raise the ******* kid herself. She filed
a paternity suit against him, but was told by the judge that she couldn't
file such a motion until the baby was born. So she waits for the baby, ugly
little cuss it promises to be, while Neal quakes in his boots, awaiting his
day in court. Word now has it he has put the yellow boat up for sale in
order to sequester the money in a numbered Cayman Islands account so Ellen
can't get at it. What a mess.

Max


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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one side of
his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just now got out of
the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I guess her inside
information was correct. Everybody else here was wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath of fresh
air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...



I heard she and Capt. Neal had a torrid love affair, after which Ellen
announced she had gotten pregnant. Neal hit the ceiling and threw her out,
telling her to get an abortion or raise the ******* kid herself. She filed
a paternity suit against him, but was told by the judge that she couldn't
file such a motion until the baby was born. So she waits for the baby, ugly
little cuss it promises to be, while Neal quakes in his boots, awaiting his
day in court. Word now has it he has put the yellow boat up for sale in
order to sequester the money in a numbered Cayman Islands account so Ellen
can't get at it. What a mess.

Max


He's sequestering $750.00?
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Maxprop wrote:
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one side of
his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just now got out of
the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I guess her inside
information was correct. Everybody else here was wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath of
fresh air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...



I heard she and Capt. Neal had a torrid love affair, after which Ellen
announced she had gotten pregnant. Neal hit the ceiling and threw her
out, telling her to get an abortion or raise the ******* kid herself.
She filed a paternity suit against him, but was told by the judge that
she couldn't file such a motion until the baby was born. So she waits
for the baby, ugly little cuss it promises to be, while Neal quakes in
his boots, awaiting his day in court. Word now has it he has put the
yellow boat up for sale in order to sequester the money in a numbered
Cayman Islands account so Ellen can't get at it. What a mess.

Max

He's sequestering $750.00?



I think you missed a decimal point... must be katytype. g


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$75.00?

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Maxprop wrote:
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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one side of
his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just now got out of
the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I guess her inside
information was correct. Everybody else here was wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath of
fresh air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...


I heard she and Capt. Neal had a torrid love affair, after which Ellen
announced she had gotten pregnant. Neal hit the ceiling and threw her
out, telling her to get an abortion or raise the ******* kid herself.
She filed a paternity suit against him, but was told by the judge that
she couldn't file such a motion until the baby was born. So she waits
for the baby, ugly little cuss it promises to be, while Neal quakes in
his boots, awaiting his day in court. Word now has it he has put the
yellow boat up for sale in order to sequester the money in a numbered
Cayman Islands account so Ellen can't get at it. What a mess.

Max

He's sequestering $750.00?



I think you missed a decimal point... must be katytype. g


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$75.00?

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one side of
his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just now got out of
the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I guess her inside
information was correct. Everybody else here was wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath of
fresh air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...


I heard she and Capt. Neal had a torrid love affair, after which Ellen
announced she had gotten pregnant. Neal hit the ceiling and threw her
out, telling her to get an abortion or raise the ******* kid herself.
She filed a paternity suit against him, but was told by the judge that
she couldn't file such a motion until the baby was born. So she waits
for the baby, ugly little cuss it promises to be, while Neal quakes in
his boots, awaiting his day in court. Word now has it he has put the
yellow boat up for sale in order to sequester the money in a numbered
Cayman Islands account so Ellen can't get at it. What a mess.

Max
He's sequestering $750.00?



I think you missed a decimal point... must be katytype. g


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My mistake... two decimal points, but you got the direction correct. g

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"jlrogers" wrote in message
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$75.00?

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
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"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one
side of his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just
now got out of the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I
guess her inside information was correct. Everybody else here was
wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath
of fresh air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...


I heard she and Capt. Neal had a torrid love affair, after which
Ellen announced she had gotten pregnant. Neal hit the ceiling and
threw her out, telling her to get an abortion or raise the *******
kid herself. She filed a paternity suit against him, but was told
by the judge that she couldn't file such a motion until the baby
was born. So she waits for the baby, ugly little cuss it promises
to be, while Neal quakes in his boots, awaiting his day in court.
Word now has it he has put the yellow boat up for sale in order to
sequester the money in a numbered Cayman Islands account so Ellen
can't get at it. What a mess.

Max
He's sequestering $750.00?


I think you missed a decimal point... must be katytype. g


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My mistake... two decimal points, but you got the direction correct.
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You seem to have bad luck when it comes to decimal points. Remember when
your buddy made those LSD doses too strong by a factor of 10?

Wilbur Hubbard

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"katy" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:
"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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Tim Johnson is still an invalid with extensive paralysis on one side of
his body just like Ellen said at the very start. He just now got out of
the hospital and is confined to a wheel chair. I guess her inside
information was correct. Everybody else here was wrong.

I wonder where she went. I wish she'd come back. She was a breath of
fresh air here. By far the sexiest asa subscriber ever...



I heard she and Capt. Neal had a torrid love affair, after which Ellen
announced she had gotten pregnant. Neal hit the ceiling and threw her
out, telling her to get an abortion or raise the ******* kid herself.
She filed a paternity suit against him, but was told by the judge that
she couldn't file such a motion until the baby was born. So she waits
for the baby, ugly little cuss it promises to be, while Neal quakes in
his boots, awaiting his day in court. Word now has it he has put the
yellow boat up for sale in order to sequester the money in a numbered
Cayman Islands account so Ellen can't get at it. What a mess.

Max

He's sequestering $750.00?


One sequesters what one has. In Neal's case he'd be well-advised to just
give the POS yellow Coronado to Ellen as a settlement to make the paternity
case go away. First, it's no worse than that POS boat she owns. Second,
the cedar bucket sitting around far too long has imparted a stench to the
boat that can never be diminished. And third, Neal isn't going anywhere
anyway, so why own a boat? He'd be better off with a travel trailer from
the 50s or 60s--something he can park at the local dump where it would blend
in sufficiently to allow him to remain without rent. Not to mention that
Neal would fit right in with other discarded and unwanted items.

Max


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Not to mention that Neal would fit right in with other discarded and unwanted items


Dog gone Max... that was kind of a harsh response.

Then again... I am certain that it was most appropriate in this
particular case. :-)

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Not to mention that Neal would fit right in with other discarded and
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Dog gone Max... that was kind of a harsh response.

Then again... I am certain that it was most appropriate in this
particular case. :-)


Perhaps, but it didn't draw the desired response.

Max


 
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