The real Bobsprit!!
 

The real Bobsprit:

Community college dropout!

Praises Doohan for complaining about Shatners scene stealing while he steals
full writing and directing credits for Doohan's movie! (More on this
later!!!!!)

Unable to work in a high paying job!

No assets in his name!

Lives off of financial generosity of relatives!

Mental defects!

Bad colon!

Too much baked ziti!

Watches too much tv!

Sunken eye sockets!

No exercise!!

Bacne!

And hair on it too!

Balding!

Cardiac stress!

Lungs ruined by NYC pollutants!

No producer will touch him!

Even with a ten foot pole!

Excema!

Muscle aches!

Bacne!

Migraines!

Lacerated by shattered coconut!

Hates God!

Hates Ronald Reagan!

Owns guns!

Tossed from boatyard!

Ruined one sailmakers reputation!

eBay junkdealer!

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