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Capt. Rob April 10th 07 11:06 PM

Stupid is as Scotty Does! Off I go.....
 

So let's see....

1) Scotty thinks my house and land, valued at three times what his is
worth, is an "entry level" home.

2) Scotty thinks anyone asking for boat advice should only hear ideas
that are ultra specific to a price and they can't learn a thing by
looking outside their range.

3) Scotty doesn't even know what the word "yacht" means.


BUT, not to be outdone....

1) Bob Crantz suggests that this is the peaking housing market!!!

2) Bob then spots bent beams taken with a wide angle zoom lens!!!

3) Bob suggests that a steel pole needs to be enclosed to be up to
code!

4) Bob, not knowing the long term properties of radon feels he needs a
constant monitor because their could be a radon surge at any moment!!!


THEN, to delve deeper into the stupid bin....

1) Dave thinks I might suddenly want to use a launch to get to my
boat!

2) Dave knows a lot of people who crawled backed to the city after
failing to make a life an HOUR away! Ahhh, he's seen it before. Funny,
but every family we've met here is a long time resident. Then again,
they have money and careers that didn't get wiped out like Dave's did.


And STILL acting like a frustrated old fool....

1) Jeff is still trying to tell people exactly how they should use
their boats!!!

NOW, think about this, losers! ALL of the above is 100% true unless
you are liars. I, on the other hand, lie to troll so you really have
no idea of what's what...and this is what you all maintain anyway. Yet
you've all been so elegantly exposed as shallow, nasty, jealous,
frustrated, dumb losers by my few posts. I'll ASSUME you're all on the
level and you meant every word.
Bob C, you should appreciate how nicely done this was, even if they'll
try to wiggle away with clumsy table-turning. No way. That dog won't
hunt. He won't even lift a leg on Scotty's outhouse! They weren't just
hooked and cooked, they jumped in my frying pans of self debasement
and took no notice. I am and always will be...the CAPTAIN of
ALT.Sailing.ASA. And now....once again....I take my leave of this
group.
For now.

KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPT. RB
35s5
NY


Wilbur Hubbard April 10th 07 11:30 PM

Stupid is as Scotty Does! Off I go.....
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

So let's see....

1) Scotty thinks my house and land, valued at three times what his is
worth, is an "entry level" home.

2) Scotty thinks anyone asking for boat advice should only hear ideas
that are ultra specific to a price and they can't learn a thing by
looking outside their range.

3) Scotty doesn't even know what the word "yacht" means.


BUT, not to be outdone....

1) Bob Crantz suggests that this is the peaking housing market!!!

2) Bob then spots bent beams taken with a wide angle zoom lens!!!

3) Bob suggests that a steel pole needs to be enclosed to be up to
code!

4) Bob, not knowing the long term properties of radon feels he needs a
constant monitor because their could be a radon surge at any moment!!!


THEN, to delve deeper into the stupid bin....

1) Dave thinks I might suddenly want to use a launch to get to my
boat!

2) Dave knows a lot of people who crawled backed to the city after
failing to make a life an HOUR away! Ahhh, he's seen it before. Funny,
but every family we've met here is a long time resident. Then again,
they have money and careers that didn't get wiped out like Dave's did.


And STILL acting like a frustrated old fool....

1) Jeff is still trying to tell people exactly how they should use
their boats!!!

NOW, think about this, losers! ALL of the above is 100% true unless
you are liars. I, on the other hand, lie to troll so you really have
no idea of what's what...and this is what you all maintain anyway. Yet
you've all been so elegantly exposed as shallow, nasty, jealous,
frustrated, dumb losers by my few posts. I'll ASSUME you're all on the
level and you meant every word.
Bob C, you should appreciate how nicely done this was, even if they'll
try to wiggle away with clumsy table-turning. No way. That dog won't
hunt. He won't even lift a leg on Scotty's outhouse! They weren't just
hooked and cooked, they jumped in my frying pans of self debasement
and took no notice. I am and always will be...the CAPTAIN of
ALT.Sailing.ASA. And now....once again....I take my leave of this
group.
For now.

KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPT. RB
35s5
NY



"No. No, you can't get away. From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For
hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee."

Wilbur Hubbard


Khan April 10th 07 11:41 PM

Stupid is as Scotty Does! Off I go.....
 

"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

So let's see....

1) Scotty thinks my house and land, valued at three times what his is
worth, is an "entry level" home.

2) Scotty thinks anyone asking for boat advice should only hear ideas
that are ultra specific to a price and they can't learn a thing by
looking outside their range.

3) Scotty doesn't even know what the word "yacht" means.


BUT, not to be outdone....

1) Bob Crantz suggests that this is the peaking housing market!!!

2) Bob then spots bent beams taken with a wide angle zoom lens!!!

3) Bob suggests that a steel pole needs to be enclosed to be up to
code!

4) Bob, not knowing the long term properties of radon feels he needs a
constant monitor because their could be a radon surge at any moment!!!


THEN, to delve deeper into the stupid bin....

1) Dave thinks I might suddenly want to use a launch to get to my
boat!

2) Dave knows a lot of people who crawled backed to the city after
failing to make a life an HOUR away! Ahhh, he's seen it before. Funny,
but every family we've met here is a long time resident. Then again,
they have money and careers that didn't get wiped out like Dave's did.


And STILL acting like a frustrated old fool....

1) Jeff is still trying to tell people exactly how they should use
their boats!!!

NOW, think about this, losers! ALL of the above is 100% true unless
you are liars. I, on the other hand, lie to troll so you really have
no idea of what's what...and this is what you all maintain anyway. Yet
you've all been so elegantly exposed as shallow, nasty, jealous,
frustrated, dumb losers by my few posts. I'll ASSUME you're all on the
level and you meant every word.
Bob C, you should appreciate how nicely done this was, even if they'll
try to wiggle away with clumsy table-turning. No way. That dog won't
hunt. He won't even lift a leg on Scotty's outhouse! They weren't just
hooked and cooked, they jumped in my frying pans of self debasement
and took no notice. I am and always will be...the CAPTAIN of
ALT.Sailing.ASA. And now....once again....I take my leave of this
group.
For now.

KHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CAPT. RB
35s5


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He tasks me! He tasks me! And I

shall have him. I'll chase him round the moons of Nibia and round

the Antares malestrom and round

perdition's flames before I give

him up. --Khan Noonien Singh


Martin Baxter April 11th 07 05:13 PM

Stupid is as Scotty Does! Off I go.....
 
"Capt. Rob" wrote:

you are liars. I, on the other hand, lie to troll so I really have
no idea of what's what...



First true thing you've written in years BoB! Welcome back.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter April 11th 07 05:15 PM

Stupid is as Scotty Does! Off I go.....
 
Dave wrote:

On 10 Apr 2007 15:06:21 -0700, "Capt. Rob" said:

Dave knows a lot of people who crawled backed to the city after
failing to make a life an HOUR away! Ahhh, he's seen it before. Funny,
but every family we've met here is a long time resident.


It would be pretty funny if the people you met up there are the ones who
have moved back. Talk about non-sequiturs.

BTW, how many plays, concerts, etc. did you come in for last month?


Well he was in the theatre, his job in the cloak room brings him to town
6 nights a week.


Cheers
Marty


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