BoatBanter.com - New Lits

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Daedalus typed:
: On Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:25:11 +0100, "Steve Leyland"
: wrote:
:
:: okay, I've already taken #1 on this already in my sig, but thought
:: some of you might like inclusion on this new lits.
:: all applications for "Lits Slut" numbers should be posted in this
:: thread. you'll need to provide conclusive proof of lits sluttiness
:: for consideration and kooks need not apply.
:
: I woudl like to apply for my lits sluttiness is well known. I would
: gladly Google some recent examples if you like.

there's absolutely no need for googling, I am already aware of your fine
works 'pon usenet.
:
: For now, I will only say:
:
: VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

arise lady jade, I hereby dub thee Lits Slut#7

VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
:
: Jade

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