Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm planning
to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at that:
http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out of a
bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be disposed of
directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know how
much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb it
straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm planning to
install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at that:
http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out of a
bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be disposed of
directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know how
much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb it
straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Have you considered that when it is used as intended the discharge might
make great fish and bird attractor.

Lloyd

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

Wilbur, will you be installing a bidet for men also? Whenever I go, it is a
real bother trying to wash my 15" inches of love machine.

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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm planning to
install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at that:
http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out of a
bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be disposed of
directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know how
much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb it
straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

Why can't you wash your blow up dolls in the cedar bucket?

Scotty

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in
message ...
In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies
I'm planning
to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at
that:
http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's
not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and
then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or
vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water
coming out of a
bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be
disposed of
directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank
because I know how
much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to
plumb it
straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...
In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm
planning to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at
that: http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out
of a bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be
disposed of directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know
how much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb
it straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Have you considered that when it is used as intended the discharge
might make great fish and bird attractor.

Lloyd

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most
American women are smelly pigs between the legs. They will readily poke
fun at European women because some of them don't shave their underarms
or keep their pubic hair trimmed and bikini waxed. But, at least
European women douche and use bidets regularly. American women, on the
other hand, have gotten this well-deserved reputation of the fish smell.
It is because American women use the head and give their privates a
quick wipe with toilet paper. Some even wipe from back to front. So not
only is urine spread on their vulva but feces as well. Then the bacteria
starts growing. Yeast infections occur. Genital warts, diaper rash etc
happen. And, it's all because they don't use bidets that they end up
smelly down there. So what do they do instead of washing themselves
thoroughly using a bidet every time they urinate or defecate? They buy
feminine hygiene deodorant sprays in an ineffective attempt to mask the
malodorous condition. It's really disgusting when you think about it.
And, if all that isn't bad enough, the majority of American women use
tampons. Instead of allowing the monthly discharge of blood and sloughed
off dead tissue from the womb to exit into a sanitary napkin which is
changed as needed, they use tampons and trap the dead and rotting tissue
inside their vaginas sometimes for days at a time. Total folly practiced
for vanity's sake alone. And what do many of them do with the used
tampons? You got it! They flush (or try to flush) them down the head and
clog up the works.

Nope, I've had European women aplenty and American women aplenty and I
say, for the above reasons alone, European women are way way superior
and twice as desirable as American women.

Wilbur Hubbard

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most American
women are smelly pigs between the legs.
snip...
Wilbur Hubbard

For the love of Pete....I just finished lunch!

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
...

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm
planning to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at
that: http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a
head. Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then
uses the bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or
vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out
of a bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be
disposed of directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know
how much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb
it straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Have you considered that when it is used as intended the discharge
might make great fish and bird attractor.

Lloyd

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most
American women are smelly pigs between the legs. They will readily
poke fun at European women because some of them don't shave their
underarms or keep their pubic hair trimmed and bikini waxed. But, at
least European women douche and use bidets regularly. American women,
on the other hand, have gotten this well-deserved reputation of the
fish smell. It is because American women use the head and give their
privates a quick wipe with toilet paper. Some even wipe from back to
front. So not only is urine spread on their vulva but feces as well.
Then the bacteria starts growing. Yeast infections occur. Genital
warts, diaper rash etc happen. And, it's all because they don't use
bidets that they end up smelly down there. So what do they do instead
of washing themselves thoroughly using a bidet every time they urinate
or defecate? They buy feminine hygiene deodorant sprays in an
ineffective attempt to mask the malodorous condition. It's really
disgusting when you think about it. And, if all that isn't bad enough,
the majority of American women use tampons. Instead of allowing the
monthly discharge of blood and sloughed off dead tissue from the womb
to exit into a sanitary napkin which is changed as needed, they use
tampons and trap the dead and rotting tissue inside their vaginas
sometimes for days at a time. Total folly practiced for vanity's sake
alone. And what do many of them do with the used tampons? You got it!
They flush (or try to flush) them down the head and clog up the works.

Nope, I've had European women aplenty and American women aplenty and I
say, for the above reasons alone, European women are way way superior
and twice as desirable as American women.

Wilbur Hubbard

i thot this wuz a famly grupe. wot U sed maikz me sik. frum now on i uze
rubber. no give hed no more.

todd

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

"Don White" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most American
women are smelly pigs between the legs.
snip...
Wilbur Hubbard

For the love of Pete....I just finished lunch!


Captain Evelyn needs to stop picking up women at hiway rest stops and fish
camps. His sample group is significantly skewed.

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

Wilbur, why are you worrying about all this? I thought that you posed that
you were Gay, Homosexual.

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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
...
In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm planning
to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at that:
http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a head.
Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then uses the
bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out of a
bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be disposed of
directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know how
much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb it
straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Have you considered that when it is used as intended the discharge might
make great fish and bird attractor.

Lloyd

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most American
women are smelly pigs between the legs. They will readily poke fun at
European women because some of them don't shave their underarms or keep
their pubic hair trimmed and bikini waxed. But, at least European women
douche and use bidets regularly. American women, on the other hand, have
gotten this well-deserved reputation of the fish smell. It is because
American women use the head and give their privates a quick wipe with
toilet paper. Some even wipe from back to front. So not only is urine
spread on their vulva but feces as well. Then the bacteria starts growing.
Yeast infections occur. Genital warts, diaper rash etc happen. And, it's
all because they don't use bidets that they end up smelly down there. So
what do they do instead of washing themselves thoroughly using a bidet
every time they urinate or defecate? They buy feminine hygiene deodorant
sprays in an ineffective attempt to mask the malodorous condition. It's
really disgusting when you think about it. And, if all that isn't bad
enough, the majority of American women use tampons. Instead of allowing
the monthly discharge of blood and sloughed off dead tissue from the womb
to exit into a sanitary napkin which is changed as needed, they use
tampons and trap the dead and rotting tissue inside their vaginas
sometimes for days at a time. Total folly practiced for vanity's sake
alone. And what do many of them do with the used tampons? You got it! They
flush (or try to flush) them down the head and clog up the works.

Nope, I've had European women aplenty and American women aplenty and I
say, for the above reasons alone, European women are way way superior and
twice as desirable as American women.

Wilbur Hubbard

Question for Peggie about boat bidets
 

"NE Sailboat" wrote in message
news:QdXMh.159$E46.121@trndny09...
Wilbur, why are you worrying about all this? I thought that you posed
that you were Gay, Homosexual.


That was probably that dastardly Scotty from alt.sailing.asa. He loves
to make changes to various posts saying all sorts of slanderous things
and then he answers them with comments like. "TMI," "Oh, now I
understand" and "Why must you gay up every post?" He's very childish.

Oh, and did you notice how Precious Peggy avoided answering the bidet
discharge question. I think I know why. It's because she's clueless. Her
late husband never had anything to do with bidets so she's got nothing
he wrote to usurp and take credit for her own.

Wilbur Hubbard (lady's man!)





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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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"Lloyd Bonafide" wrote in message
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"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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In my Swan 68, I have a couple of heads but for the ladies I'm
planning to install a bidet. A first class stainless steel bidet at
that: http://img.nauticexpo.com/images_ne/photo-g/94175.jpg

Now, I've never used a bidet but my understanding is it's not a
head. Rather one uses the head first to do one's business and then
uses the bidet for a thorough clean up of the soiled bottom or
vagina.

From a discharging of waste standpoint is the gray water coming out
of a bidet considered sewage? Or is it gray water that can be
disposed of directly overboard?

I hesitate to plumb the bidet into the holding tank because I know
how much water women are prone to use. But if it's illegal to plumb
it straight overboard then I guess I shall have to do so.

Wilbur Hubbard

Have you considered that when it is used as intended the discharge
might make great fish and bird attractor.

Lloyd

That's pretty funny, Lloyd. Funny because, like all good jokes, it is
based upon an underlying truth. Honestly, I have found that most
American women are smelly pigs between the legs. They will readily
poke fun at European women because some of them don't shave their
underarms or keep their pubic hair trimmed and bikini waxed. But, at
least European women douche and use bidets regularly. American women,
on the other hand, have gotten this well-deserved reputation of the
fish smell. It is because American women use the head and give their
privates a quick wipe with toilet paper. Some even wipe from back to
front. So not only is urine spread on their vulva but feces as well.
Then the bacteria starts growing. Yeast infections occur. Genital
warts, diaper rash etc happen. And, it's all because they don't use
bidets that they end up smelly down there. So what do they do instead
of washing themselves thoroughly using a bidet every time they
urinate or defecate? They buy feminine hygiene deodorant sprays in an
ineffective attempt to mask the malodorous condition. It's really
disgusting when you think about it. And, if all that isn't bad
enough, the majority of American women use tampons. Instead of
allowing the monthly discharge of blood and sloughed off dead tissue
from the womb to exit into a sanitary napkin which is changed as
needed, they use tampons and trap the dead and rotting tissue inside
their vaginas sometimes for days at a time. Total folly practiced for
vanity's sake alone. And what do many of them do with the used
tampons? You got it! They flush (or try to flush) them down the head
and clog up the works.

Nope, I've had European women aplenty and American women aplenty and
I say, for the above reasons alone, European women are way way
superior and twice as desirable as American women.

Wilbur Hubbard