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Female Plant March 22nd 07 08:38 AM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
I really do hope this is limited to overseas and won't get into my spot's
food.
it never ceases to amaze me how fussy she is with her food, she'd rather
starve than eat that crap if I buy anything other than her favourite brand.


She knows she is the boss.


Steve Leyland March 22nd 07 09:49 AM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
Female Plant wrote:
:: I really do hope this is limited to overseas and won't get into my
:: spot's food.
:: it never ceases to amaze me how fussy she is with her food, she'd
:: rather starve than eat that crap if I buy anything other than her
:: favourite brand.
::
:
: She knows she is the boss.

oh yesss, typical female. she even wakes me up if there's a problem in her
litter-tray that needs sorting.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because
I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



Female Plant March 22nd 07 10:10 AM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
:: I really do hope this is limited to overseas and won't get into my
:: spot's food.
:: it never ceases to amaze me how fussy she is with her food, she'd
:: rather starve than eat that crap if I buy anything other than her
:: favourite brand.
::
:
: She knows she is the boss.

oh yesss, typical female. she even wakes me up if there's a problem in her
litter-tray that needs sorting.



Hehehe. What a princess.
She probably thinks your signature is too long too.


Steve Leyland March 22nd 07 11:38 AM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
Female Plant wrote:
:::: I really do hope this is limited to overseas and won't get into my
:::: spot's food.
:::: it never ceases to amaze me how fussy she is with her food, she'd
:::: rather starve than eat that crap if I buy anything other than her
:::: favourite brand.
::::
:::
::: She knows she is the boss.
::
:: oh yesss, typical female. she even wakes me up if there's a problem
:: in her litter-tray that needs sorting.
:
:
: Hehehe. What a princess.

any human female wouldn't get away with that, for sure.

: She probably thinks your signature is too long too.

were you PVC chick?
I really must sort out my sig, it is far too short these days :P

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Constant change is here to stay
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



Female Plant March 22nd 07 12:55 PM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
:::: it never ceases to amaze me how fussy she is with her food, she'd
:::: rather starve than eat that crap if I buy anything other than her
:::: favourite brand.
::::
::: She knows she is the boss.
::
:: oh yesss, typical female. she even wakes me up if there's a problem
:: in her litter-tray that needs sorting.
:
: Hehehe. What a princess.

any human female wouldn't get away with that, for sure.



Same here. Any human male wouldn't get away with waking me at 3:00
am because his food dish is empty. I'd smack him.


: She probably thinks your signature is too long too.

were you PVC chick?



I was never Polyvinyl chloride.


I really must sort out my sig, it is far too short these days :P


Bugggraass!


Steve Leyland March 22nd 07 01:29 PM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
Female Plant wrote:
:::::: it never ceases to amaze me how fussy she is with her food, she'd
:::::: rather starve than eat that crap if I buy anything other than her
:::::: favourite brand.
::::::
::::: She knows she is the boss.
::::
:::: oh yesss, typical female. she even wakes me up if there's a problem
:::: in her litter-tray that needs sorting.
:::
::: Hehehe. What a princess.
::
:: any human female wouldn't get away with that, for sure.
:
:
: Same here. Any human male wouldn't get away with waking me at 3:00
: am because his food dish is empty. I'd smack him.

our romance is now officially off. hey I get hungry late at night and I
hate violence.
:
::
::: She probably thinks your signature is too long too.
::
:: were you PVC chick?
:
:
: I was never Polyvinyl chloride.

clearly not you then, thank fluffy.
:
:
:: I really must sort out my sig, it is far too short these days :P
:
: Bugggraass!

I assume that means summat comprehensible in american?

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

Life is wasted on the living. - Douglas Adams
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



Female Plant March 22nd 07 02:43 PM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
::::: She knows she is the boss.
::::
:::: oh yesss, typical female. she even wakes me up if there's a problem
:::: in her litter-tray that needs sorting.
:::
::: Hehehe. What a princess.
::
:: any human female wouldn't get away with that, for sure.
:
: Same here. Any human male wouldn't get away with waking me at 3:00
: am because his food dish is empty. I'd smack him.

our romance is now officially off. hey I get hungry late at night and I
hate violence.
:


Oh well, your loss.

::
::: She probably thinks your signature is too long too.
::
:: were you PVC chick?
:
: I was never Polyvinyl chloride.

clearly not you then, thank fluffy.
:
:
:: I really must sort out my sig, it is far too short these days :P
:
: Bugggraass!

I assume that means summat comprehensible in american?


You don't know Bugggraass? Where you been?
You don't know Shaun aRe? If you know Shaun aRe, then you know
Bugggrrraaasss.
Cheesch, these kids.
Long signature is a sign of short ___________.


Steve Leyland March 22nd 07 03:00 PM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
Female Plant wrote:
::::::: She knows she is the boss.
::::::
:::::: oh yesss, typical female. she even wakes me up if there's a
:::::: problem in her litter-tray that needs sorting.
:::::
::::: Hehehe. What a princess.
::::
:::: any human female wouldn't get away with that, for sure.
:::
::: Same here. Any human male wouldn't get away with waking me at 3:00
::: am because his food dish is empty. I'd smack him.
::
:: our romance is now officially off. hey I get hungry late at night
:: and I hate violence.
:::
:
: Oh well, your loss.

you think so?
:
::::
::::: She probably thinks your signature is too long too.
::::
:::: were you PVC chick?
:::
::: I was never Polyvinyl chloride.
::
:: clearly not you then, thank fluffy.
:::
:::
:::: I really must sort out my sig, it is far too short these days :P
:::
::: Bugggraass!
::
:: I assume that means summat comprehensible in american?
::
:
: You don't know Bugggraass? Where you been?
: You don't know Shaun aRe? If you know Shaun aRe, then you know
: Bugggrrraaasss.

I know shaun, but I've no idea what this Bugggraass refers to. is it
something rude?


: Cheesch, these kids.
: Long signature is a sign of short ___________.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop ...even your heart!
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow



Female Plant March 22nd 07 03:20 PM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
::: Same here. Any human male wouldn't get away with waking me at 3:00
::: am because his food dish is empty. I'd smack him.
::
:: our romance is now officially off. hey I get hungry late at night
:: and I hate violence.
:::
: Oh well, your loss.

you think so?


Maybe. I do remember that you buy good lollipops.

::::
::::: She probably thinks your signature is too long too.
::::
:::: were you PVC chick?
:::
::: I was never Polyvinyl chloride.
::
:: clearly not you then, thank fluffy.
:::
:::: I really must sort out my sig, it is far too short these days :P
:::
::: Bugggraass!
::
:: I assume that means summat comprehensible in american?
::
: You don't know Bugggraass? Where you been?
: You don't know Shaun aRe? If you know Shaun aRe, then you know
: Bugggrrraaasss.

I know shaun, but I've no idea what this Bugggraass refers to. is it
something rude?



No. Just an expression of exasperation exemplifying examples of
exhaustion.
Be nice to Shaun.


: Cheesch, these kids.
: Long signature is a sign of short ___________.



Steve Leyland March 24th 07 06:43 AM

RECALLED CAT FOOD
 
Female Plant wrote:
::::: Same here. Any human male wouldn't get away with waking me at
::::: 3:00 am because his food dish is empty. I'd smack him.
::::
:::: our romance is now officially off. hey I get hungry late at night
:::: and I hate violence.
:::::
::: Oh well, your loss.
::
:: you think so?
:
: Maybe. I do remember that you buy good lollipops.

wanna lick my lollipop?
:
::::::
::::::: She probably thinks your signature is too long too.
::::::
:::::: were you PVC chick?
:::::
::::: I was never Polyvinyl chloride.
::::
:::: clearly not you then, thank fluffy.
:::::
:::::: I really must sort out my sig, it is far too short these days :P
:::::
::::: Bugggraass!
::::
:::: I assume that means summat comprehensible in american?
::::
::: You don't know Bugggraass? Where you been?
::: You don't know Shaun aRe? If you know Shaun aRe, then you know
::: Bugggrrraaasss.
::
:: I know shaun, but I've no idea what this Bugggraass refers to. is it
:: something rude?
:
:
: No. Just an expression of exasperation exemplifying examples of
: exhaustion.

my bad then. I read it as bugger ass.

: Be nice to Shaun.

I'm always nice.
:
::
::: Cheesch, these kids.
::: Long signature is a sign of short ___________.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
================================================== ====================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
================================================== ====================
"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
================================================== ====================
"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy
================================================== ====================
"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
================================================== ====================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


|\ _.-'~~""'~`'~)
/, ~-,__,,,.'~ ,-;;--''
|,4) ./ ' ; ;/'
'-~~;'@ ( ; ;
_.--'' _.-_..' .;.'
(,_..----''' (,..--''

Meow




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