What's wrong with you Mr. Leyland? I spent several minutes of my
valuable time composing an ode to your decrepitude and you don't even
show one iota of gratitude. The least you could do is put some or all
the ode into your sig which has become seriously shopworn of late.

Wilbur Hubbard

Wilbur Hubbard wrote:

whine-snip

That may be so, but he's funny, aaand entertaining.

--
I'm Cute! aaaand Fluffy!


....Stitch: in "Lilo and Stitch", a Disney production

Wilbur Hubbard wrote:
: What's wrong with you Mr. Leyland? I spent several minutes of my
: valuable time composing an ode to your decrepitude and you don't even
: show one iota of gratitude. The least you could do is put some or all
: the ode into your sig which has become seriously shopworn of late.

but why would I wish to honour such a poorly constructed ode in my
world-famous sig, neal?
I suggest next time, spend more than a few minutes and do it properly.
I do agree my sig needs some updating. I'll have to find the valuable time
to get back to doing some serious trolling and get some decent quotes to
include.
mind-you that one from "admiral halsey" was awesome. I might re-add that
won.
:
: Wilbur Hubbard

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Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

The discovery of nuclear chain reactions need not bring about the
destruction of mankind any more than did the discovery of matches. We
only must do everything in our power to safeguard against its abuse.
Only a supranational organization, equipped with a sufficiently strong
executive power, can protect us. - Albert Einstein
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"Warning to all: Steve Leyland is a trolling **** of the highest order.
Killfile the muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on
his past UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned.
*plonk*" bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"This sig is an abomination of all that is good and right about usenet.
Do the entire world a favor and REMOVE YOURSELF FROM USENET ALTOGETHER,
DUMBASS." miguel, soc.singles
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"must you include your 75847548574893579345 gigabyte sig file in every
****ing post? You're very annoying." projectile vomit chick,
alt.music.ozzy

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"I went to the Garden of Love, And saw what I never had seen; A Chapel
was built in the midst, Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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