"Scotty" w@u wrote in message
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Here's one just for you; when you change the clocks, change
your underwear, too.


Any man who's done a little reading knows wearing underwear can harm the
testicles and is a causative factor in testicular cancer. It's because
of the heat. The underwear traps body core heat around the scrotum.

The reason Mother Nature created a scrotum is to keep the testicles
cooler than body temperature. They need to be a couple of degrees below
98.6 degrees in order to function properly and to produce viable sperm
cells. Scotsmen have the right idea. They wear kilts and no underwear.
They have a nice, cool breeze going on at all times.

Another reason real men don't wear underwear is for personal hygiene
reasons around the scrotum/anal opening area. Underwear makes your butt
crack hotter and causes it to remain damp or wet with sweat. Mix this
sweat with residue that remains after wiping with toilet paper after
defecation and you end up with a perfect medium for bacterial growth.
This causes crotch rot rashes and irritates tender rectal opening
tissue. And it all has an offensive odor. Forsaking underwear leaves the
entire area cooler, drier, healthier and sweet smelling.

There's one other more obvious argument for men not wearing underwear.
It's easier to scratch your nuts.

Wilbur Hubbard