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It's Five O' Clock Somewhere Lyrics
by Alan Jackson
The sun is hot and that old clock is movin' slow,An' so am I.Workday passes
like molasses in wintertime,But it's July.I'm gettin' paid by the hour, an'
older by the minute.My boss just pushed me over the limit.I'd like to call
him somethin', I think I'll just call it a day. Pour me somethin' tall an'
strong,Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.It's only half-past twelve
but I don't care.It's five o'clock somewhere. Oh, this lunch break is gonna
take all afternoon,An' half the night.Tomorrow mornin', I know there'll be
hell to pay,Hey, but that's all right.I ain't had a day off now in over a
year.My Jamaican vacation's gonna start right here.If the 'phones for me,You
can tell 'em I just sailed away. An' pour me somethin' tall an' strong,Make
it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.It's only half-past twelve but I don't
care.It's five o'clock somewhere. I could pay off my tab, pour myself in a
cab,An' be back to work before two.At a moment like this, I can't help but
wonder,What would Jimmy Buffet do? Funny you should ask that. because I'd
say:Pour me somethin' tall an' strong,Make it a "Hurricane" before I go
insane.It's only half-past twelve but I don't care. Pour me somethin' tall
an' strong,Make it a "Hurricane" before I go insane.It's only half-past
twelve but I don't care.He don't care.I don't care.It's five o'clock
somewhere. What time zone am on? What country am I in?It doesn't matter,
it's five o'clock somewhere.It's always on five in Margaritaville, come to
think of it.Yeah, I heard that.You been there haven't you.Yessir.I seen your
boat there.I've been to Margaritaville a few times.All right, that's
good.Stumbled all the way back.OK. Just wanna make sure you can keep it
between the navigational beacons.Between the buoys, I tell you.All right.
Well, it's five o'clock. Let's go somewhere.I'm ready, crank it up.Let's get
out of here.I'm gone.Let's get out of here.