I think I've figured it out.
 

In a post elsewhere with a subject of "Just to confirm.." Katy posted a
link that goes nowhere and accused me, Wilbur Hubbard, of being Capt.
Neal and implied she was being stalked by the World Famous Mariner.
While I consider it an honor to be confused with suck a fine man, I
can't understand why this would be the case. I could make no sense of it
at all until I ran across this news story on the Internet:
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/03/08/D8NNVQH01.html

It would sure explain Katy's (Lilly's???)problems with typing, the
unexplained confusion and lapses of memory. After all, a man of renown
such as the good Captain has to travel constantly to give lectures and
other public appearances. I'm sure he has to turn down women all the
time. You know what they say, "A bird in the hand is better than the one
in the bush." But, Katy, if you should happen to read this I, Wilbur
Hubbard, am interested in you. I'm attracted to "older women." I sure
would like to kiss your neck and nibble your earlobe. "Over your dead
body?" OK then, how about just a friendly peck on the cheek?

Wilbur Hubbard

I think I've figured it out.
 

"Wilbur Hubbard" wrote in message
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In a post elsewhere with a subject of "Just to confirm.." Katy posted a
link that goes nowhere and accused me, Wilbur Hubbard, of being Capt. Neal
and implied she was being stalked by the World Famous Mariner. While I
consider it an honor to be confused with suck a fine man, I can't
understand why this would be the case. I could make no sense of it at all
until I ran across this news story on the Internet:
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2007/03/08/D8NNVQH01.html

It would sure explain Katy's (Lilly's???)problems with typing, the
unexplained confusion and lapses of memory. After all, a man of renown
such as the good Captain has to travel constantly to give lectures and
other public appearances. I'm sure he has to turn down women all the time.
You know what they say, "A bird in the hand is better than the one in the
bush." But, Katy, if you should happen to read this I, Wilbur Hubbard, am
interested in you. I'm attracted to "older women." I sure would like to
kiss your neck and nibble your earlobe. "Over your dead body?" OK then,
how about just a friendly peck on the cheek?

Wilbur Hubbard

Maybe you're Neil Clark Warren, of eHarmony.com fame?

Max