On Feb 13, 4:04 am, Wavy G wrote:
Oh "Bob," unnumbered are the toils I bear because of thee.



On Feb 13, 1:02 am, Wavy G wrote:
I just received my five-year certificate of employment from my
company. Congratulate me! "For five years of dedicated service" (I
actually LOLed at that part--if they only knew what little service I
have actually provided, and how *not* dedicated I am to them, LOL!).

And here's the best part: I get to pick a free prize! So, your task,
as my friends, is to help me pick out a decent prize for myself. The
pizes on the list provided are pretty decent, and there's quite a
large selection, so I will help you by narrowing it down to things I
could actually use. I don't wear jewelry, as I am not Italian or gay,
so that eliminates all the gaudy rings and stuff. There are a lot of
clocks, which I couldn't possibly need (I wear a watch, and just about
every appliance has a clock on it). I do, however, go camping at
least wonce a year, and there are some good camping supplies, so keep
that in mind when you make your selection for me. I'll list the
possible wons:

Buck knife. Hmm, from the picture, it only has won (1) blade, so this
is kind of "iffy."

Bushnell binocular. I could use some binoculars (actually, I could
have used them when I lived in my old apartment and there was this
really hot black chick in the building next to me).

Coleman airbed. Comes with a battery powered "quick pump." I have
won (1) already, but this won (1) has a coil system that conforms to
your body's shape.

jWin Under Cabinet CD player. Looks spiffy. I do not have a CD
player in my home (I mostly play CDs in my car, but that could
change!), so that could be useful.

Coach Soho Signature Wristlet. Hmm. Looks like a purse. What is
this?

Leather zippered Padfolio. I would like this just because it's called
a "padfolio."

Faribault portable chair. This is won (1) of those folding seats that
you can take to ball games and use to sit on the bleachers. Comes
with a blanket!

Samsonite laptop pillow case. Has memory foam that cushions and
protects. I do not have a laptop, but this could come in handy for
sleeping at work (LOL).

Coleman wheeled cooler. I already have a wheeled cooler, but you can
never have enough coolers.

jWin Super Slim DVD player. I already have a DVD player (and you know
this is a cheapo that will stop working after six months, so keep that
in mind).

Okay, so that's my selections. If you would like to hear more
suggestions from my list, I'll be here all night, so feel free to ask.
Now, start picking out my prize. I love you all!

(PS: five years is the "wood" anniversary, LOL.)

First off congrats on your big wood anniversary! And I'd defenitlt
take the cd player if you don't already have one.

Thanks Bob! I respect your decision for choosing the "CD player," but
shouldn't you consider my frequent camping expeditions? I'm just
saying, because some of these items might come in handy for a camper,
such as myself.

PS: why did you "snip" certain groups? I restored them for their
sake. I need everywon's input on this, Bob. Thanks, again, for your
help and support. If I had a "friends list," you would be near the
top!

Love,
Wavy G


Google will only let me reply to 5 groups at the most....

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-Bob