Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Joe" wrote
Hey Dickhead;

First off crossposting douchbags asshole's deserve what they get, Oh
Klenix boy needs to get ****canned from Pep Boys, if I were managing a
store and a ****- on acted like a total ass in public I would be upset
to say the least. And if he did it and wore the pep-boys logo I'd ring
his neck.

Joe


Are you gonna go to the gym first to build up those skinny little arms?
I bet I could beat you arm wrestling. I'm tough. Your weak. Lifting up those
12 ounce long neck Budweiser bottles makes your belly big but your arm stays weak. lol
And he never cross posted. Your imagining things. Duh.
BTW, your acting like a total ass in public yourself with that bit of
profanity up there. You got rust on your brain.

Cheers,
Ellen

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 13:04:26 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Joe" wrote
Hey Dickhead;

First off crossposting douchbags asshole's deserve what they get, Oh
Klenix boy needs to get ****canned from Pep Boys, if I were managing a
store and a ****- on acted like a total ass in public I would be upset
to say the least. And if he did it and wore the pep-boys logo I'd ring
his neck.

Joe


Are you gonna go to the gym first to build up those skinny little arms?
I bet I could beat you arm wrestling. I'm tough. Your weak. Lifting up those
12 ounce long neck Budweiser bottles makes your belly big but your arm stays
weak. lol
And he never cross posted. Your imagining things. Duh.
BTW, your acting like a total ass in public yourself with that bit of
profanity up there. You got rust on your brain.

Cheers,
Ellen



Ellen,
As an obviously intelligent young lass, is Jimmy the kind of guy a gal like
you might find attractive. He has a secure job, and apparent access to a
computer at work. You are in your 20s he is in his late 30s... Maybe you
should send him some of your lovely photos... If I was not such an old geezer
I would probably be biting at your ankles. Maybe when I am sickly I will hire
a young thang like you to take care of me and leave her a few K.

With fond regards,
--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote
Ellen,
As an obviously intelligent young lass, is Jimmy the kind of guy a gal like
you might find attractive. He has a secure job, and apparent access to a
computer at work. You are in your 20s he is in his late 30s... Maybe you
should send him some of your lovely photos... If I was not such an old geezer
I would probably be biting at your ankles. Maybe when I am sickly I will hire
a young thang like you to take care of me and leave her a few K.
With fond regards,


I wonder if it's the same person as JimC. You know, the dude with the MacGregor
26XM? I'd never have the first thing to do with any guy that was stupid enough to
buy an ugly and flimsy MacGregor 26. If he had any smarts he'd at least be embarrassed
because he got ripped off.....
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Pep Boys. They fixed my brakes one time. They were
lopsided or something and they made the steering wheel go back and forth when I stepped
on them.
But you really shouldn't stalk people like that. I don't think it's too kewl. It doesn't
give you any points in my eyes. Real men punch other with their fists or shoot each other
with their guns. A bunch of siily threats on the news groups doesn't mean much. Tracking
down people's physical address doesn't take much talent.
A real expert would secretly download a program onto somebody who irritated them's
hard drive. Just post a link to an innocent picture or something where they have to click
a button. A nice friendly button that says one thing but does something else. A friend of
mine showed me one one he wrote a couple years ago. It doesn't do much. It only writes
some data and saves it on one end of the hard drive. Then it writes another data chunk
and saves it way over on the other end. And it does it again and again about a thousand
times. Then it runs to read the data in order so it can multiply it and write it again on one
side and then the other.
It makes the hard drive sound like a little machine gun. It makes some little arm with a
magnet on it bang against the stops really really hard and fast. It just knocks it to pieces.
Katy said Capt. Neal could ruin peoples computers. He probably did something like that.
If your a good geek you should use geek weapons. Let people puff all they want on
news groups. It's good for a laugh only.

Cheers,
Ellen

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:26:39 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote
Ellen,
As an obviously intelligent young lass, is Jimmy the kind of guy a gal like
you might find attractive. He has a secure job, and apparent access to a
computer at work. You are in your 20s he is in his late 30s... Maybe you
should send him some of your lovely photos... If I was not such an old
geezer
I would probably be biting at your ankles. Maybe when I am sickly I will
hire
a young thang like you to take care of me and leave her a few K.
With fond regards,


I wonder if it's the same person as JimC. You know, the dude with the
MacGregor
26XM? I'd never have the first thing to do with any guy that was stupid
enough to
buy an ugly and flimsy MacGregor 26. If he had any smarts he'd at least be
embarrassed
because he got ripped off.....
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Pep Boys. They fixed my brakes one time.

They were
lopsided or something and they made the steering wheel go back and forth when

I stepped
on them.
But you really shouldn't stalk people like that. I don't think it's too
kewl. It doesn't
give you any points in my eyes. Real men punch other with their fists or
shoot each other
with their guns. A bunch of siily threats on the news groups doesn't mean
much. Tracking
down people's physical address doesn't take much talent.
A real expert would secretly download a program onto somebody who
irritated them's
hard drive. Just post a link to an innocent picture or something where they
have to click
a button. A nice friendly button that says one thing but does something else.

A friend of
mine showed me one one he wrote a couple years ago. It doesn't do much. It
only writes
some data and saves it on one end of the hard drive. Then it writes another
data chunk
and saves it way over on the other end. And it does it again and again about
a thousand
times. Then it runs to read the data in order so it can multiply it and write

it again on one
side and then the other.
It makes the hard drive sound like a little machine gun. It makes some
little arm with a
magnet on it bang against the stops really really hard and fast. It just
knocks it to pieces.
Katy said Capt. Neal could ruin peoples computers. He probably did
something like that.
If your a good geek you should use geek weapons. Let people puff all
they want on
news groups. It's good for a laugh only.

Cheers,
Ellen




You mam, are correct.. But it is not in my nature to destroy perfectly good
equipment. On the other hand these old crippled bones enjoy an easy squeeze
such as Jimmy. I think he is charming. And so easy to **** off. Googling
someone is hardly stalking. Sending him a pizza from the corner Pizza would
be. In fact probably the only reason I did not is it would have cost me 10.00
bucks or so and hardly worth the effort for such a **** ant. Anyway he bores
me now as do most of the one line responses posted here. I think it is time
to have my prostrate massaged. Us old folks need all the help with that sort
of thing. Maybe when Jimmy quits pep boys he can come and rub cream in my
cracked feet.

Fond Regards,

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote
I think it is time
to have my prostrate massaged. Us old folks need all the help with that sort
of thing. Maybe when Jimmy quits pep boys he can come and rub cream in my
cracked feet.

Do you mean your *prostate*? How are you gonna massage that? Do you know where it
is? It's up in your butt hole. lol. Maybe if you ask Capt. JG nice he'll do it for you.
roflmao And that cream on your cracked feet. Capt. JG might be able to help you out
there too. too funny

Cheers,
Ellen

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 14:58:30 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote
I think it is time
to have my prostrate massaged. Us old folks need all the help with that sort
of thing. Maybe when Jimmy quits pep boys he can come and rub cream in my
cracked feet.

Do you mean your *prostate*? How are you gonna massage that? Do you
know where it
is? It's up in your butt hole. lol. Maybe if you ask Capt. JG nice he'll
do it for you.
roflmao And that cream on your cracked feet. Capt. JG might be able to
help you out
there too. too funny

Cheers,
Ellen



I stand corrected.........pesky spell checker.. My young nurse has a medical
device called Benwaa or something like that... All these modern medical
devices confuse an old geezer like me.

--
Ol' Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote
I stand corrected.........pesky spell checker.. My young nurse has a medical
device called Benwaa or something like that... All these modern medical
devices confuse an old geezer like me.

It's Ben Wa. It's two metal balls that you insert up your pussy and they vibrate and
rattle together. http://www99.shopping.com/xPO-Ben_Wa...www.google.com
OK but not as good as a Pocket Rocket. http://www99.shopping.com/xFS?KW=Poc...ator&x=28&y=15
Most of us have orgasms from our clitorises.
I never heard of men using Ben Wa balls. But I guess they'd be able to massage the prostate. Why not just a good
bowel movement. That should do it.

Cheers,
Ellen

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:50:12 -0500, Kernix wrote
(in article . com):

On Feb 15, 11:45 am, Mundo wrote:

Whats wrong sweety..... Maybe I'll send you a pizza. Hows sciarno's

"sweety" - oooh - give me the creeps!

Hey idiot - c'mon pussy - where do you live?


1060 West Addison, Chicago, Illinois........... Bring it on loser

Hey, isn't that Wrigley Field?

Max

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Richard Kranium" wrote in message
...
Kernix:

This group is full of a bunch of real assholes. They spend all their time
attacking and driving away good reputable people such as Capt. Neal,
Bobsprit, Capt Mooron and Binary Bill all of whom don't post here anymore.

CWM = Charlie Morgan = MysTerry = BB = Binary Bill = still here.


Max

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On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:12:37 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):

Why not just a good bowel movement. That should do it.

Those where the days!

--
Ol' Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:32:42 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article et):


"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:50:12 -0500, Kernix wrote
(in article . com):

On Feb 15, 11:45 am, Mundo wrote:

Whats wrong sweety..... Maybe I'll send you a pizza. Hows sciarno's

"sweety" - oooh - give me the creeps!

Hey idiot - c'mon pussy - where do you live?


1060 West Addison, Chicago, Illinois........... Bring it on loser

Hey, isn't that Wrigley Field?

Max



Busted... I stole it from the blues brothers....

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

Mundo wrote:
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:12:37 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


Why not just a good bowel movement. That should do it.


Those where the days!


Eat more fiber...

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 18:32:42 -0500, Maxprop wrote
(in article et):


"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
On Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:50:12 -0500, Kernix wrote
(in article . com):

On Feb 15, 11:45 am, Mundo wrote:

Whats wrong sweety..... Maybe I'll send you a pizza. Hows sciarno's

"sweety" - oooh - give me the creeps!

Hey idiot - c'mon pussy - where do you live?


1060 West Addison, Chicago, Illinois........... Bring it on loser

Hey, isn't that Wrigley Field?

Max



Busted... I stole it from the blues brothers....

S'pose Jimmy and his Nazi buddies will show up?

Max

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good organic stuff like cabbage (cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc. and drink lots of liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out easier....

Cheers,
Ellen

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:34:53 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good organic stuff like cabbage

(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc. and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out easier....

Cheers,
Ellen



But then the children are always wiping their eyes and saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain when I let them light
them off for their friends.........

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

Mundo wrote:
On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 08:34:53 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote

Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good organic stuff like cabbage


(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc. and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out easier....

Cheers,
Ellen




But then the children are always wiping their eyes and saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain when I let them light
them off for their friends.........


Get a dog. Then blame it on him.

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Richard Kranium" wrote:
Kernix:

This group is full of a bunch of real assholes. They spend
all their time attacking and driving away good reputable
people such as Capt. Neal, Bobsprit, Capt Mooron and
Binary Bill all of whom don't post here anymore. Expect to
be treated as a real turd even if there is no reason to
be. If they aren't throwing **** in your face they are
sticking a knife in your back. Be warned!

Dick

Hey Doc! Long time no see! How ya doing?

Seahag

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote:
Ellen MacArthur wrote

"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good
organic stuff like cabbage

(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc.
and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out
easier....

Cheers,
Ellen



But then the children are always wiping their eyes and
saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I
will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain when
I let them light
them off for their friends.........


There went my coffee...

Seahag

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

On Fri, 16 Feb 2007 11:20:33 -0500, Seahag wrote
(in article ):


"Mundo" wrote:
Ellen MacArthur wrote

"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good
organic stuff like cabbage

(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc.
and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out
easier....

Cheers,
Ellen



But then the children are always wiping their eyes and
saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I
will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain when
I let them light
them off for their friends.........


There went my coffee...

Seahag



oh please. Are you going to sit there and tell me that you did not have fun
lighting my farts....

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

"Mundo" wrote:
Seahag wrote


"Mundo" wrote:
Ellen MacArthur wrote

"Mundo" wrote
Those where the days!

Katy's right. Eat more fiber. If you eat good
organic stuff like cabbage

(cole slaw)
walnuts, pickles, apples, pears, avocados, squash etc.
and drink lots of
liquids you won't
be so constipated all the time. Your poop'll come out
easier....

Cheers,
Ellen



But then the children are always wiping their eyes and
saying things like
"**** dad, are you kidding? or You do that again and I
will kill you in your
sleep." Cute little ragamuffins. They never complain
when
I let them light
them off for their friends.........


There went my coffee...

Seahag



oh please. Are you going to sit there and tell me that you
did not have fun
lighting my farts....

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Yeah...but you burned the hair off Johnny M's haid!

Seahag

Why Neal is a Asshole
 

Seahag wrote:




oh please. Are you going to sit there and tell me that you
did not have fun
lighting my farts....

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass

Yeah...but you burned the hair off Johnny M's haid!

So long as it was just his head!

Marty