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Default People are getting really stupid lately


I think most Americans have never learned how to think. Or, maybe they
learned but never used it enough to keep it. So they forgot how to think.
Take the post from Nora. It's a good example of what I'm talking about.
She posts about a big chunk of ice coming down from the sky. She turns 50
pounds into 100 pounds. It hits a car and smashes the top. Then she says it
has something to do with global warming.
Duh!
When you warm something up you sure don't make it colder do you? No.
When you make the sky hotter it makes it harder to make ice up there. Now, if
it was a big deal about global cooling ice from the sky might be more possible.
Maybe hail stones would be bigger. But when you try to say global warming
is making a big ice machine outta the sky it's dumb.
I was wrong about where I thought the ice came from. I thought somebody
threw it off a tall building. But there were only little houses there. So now
I'll say it's probably from a passing truck or car. Somebody probably hated
the dude that owned the Mustang so they threw a big block of ice at it as
they drove by. Now if you drove down the road with a big rock in your car
you could get in trouble if you got stopped. But if you had a big block of ice
in your cooler it wouldn't be suspicious. If I wanted to cream somebody's car
I hated. Maybe he ran over my cat on purpose???? I would probably hit it
with a big block of ice. I'd do it late at night and hope people didn't see it.
By morning the ice would be all melted. The water would all be dripped off.
And nobody would be able to figure out what happened.
Then moron people would say probably it was landed on by a space alien's
flying saucer. Do do do do, do do do do, do do do do......
People, we're for sure seeing what happens when the schools are so liberal.
People aren't taught how to think. Only what to think. And what to think's nuts.
And nuts think it's kewl to talk like they are brainless and clueless. Pitiful!

Cheers,
Ellen


 
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