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Ellen MacArthur February 2nd 07 04:45 PM

What's with Hillary?
 

"Mundo" wrote
Even bad press is press all the same. She would be nobody if bill did not
like young horny mouth hug giving interns


Bill Jefferson (BJ) Clinton chases women like just about every other man does.
I can't criticize him for that. But what everybody forgets is that's not what got
him in trouble. He didn't get in trouble for having sex with Monica. He got in
trouble for lying and perjuring himself. He's been found guilty of obstructing
justice.
I don't see anything wrong with having a little fun with a willing intern. I do
think it's pretty loathsome for a President to obstruct justice. If he'd a been any
kind of man he would have just said, "Yes, I had sex with Monica. She gave me a
blow job and I stuck cigars up her privates. Jealous? What are you gonna do about
it? Well then go f*ck yourselves!"
For once I'd like to men in this country act like men.... That's what I like about
Joe, Scotty and even Charlie Morgan. That's what I hate about Capt. JG, Maxprop
and Oz. Freaking wimps!

Cheers,
Ellen



katy February 2nd 07 04:55 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
Mundo wrote:
On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 23:29:38 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):


Mundo wrote:

On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:31:09 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):



Mundo wrote:


On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:15:04 -0500, Steve wrote
(in article ):




On 31-Jan-2007, Mundo wrote:




I'll bet she is a hot little muffin! All presidential and everything. I
want
to be one of her interns. Maybe get a little something on her
dress.........

Now THAT is sick. You'd also be horning in (no pun intended) on Janet
Reno's (Chelsea's dad) private stock!


Remember the gilligans island thing... Ginger or mary ann... Well
everyone
knows mary ann was the hottie. So I propose a new Gilligans island
challenge.
Hilary or Condalisa... who is the hottie.


Condalisa...by far....in every way imaginable....


Really... Anything you want to share with the group? Ganz... any special
advice?



She is smart, talented, eclectic, and hasn't been involved in nefarious
stock market deals..and she hasn't stayed with a husband who did the
reverse cickold on her just so she could maintain her position as First
Lady and all the perks...



Even bad press is press all the same. She would be nobody if bill did not
like young horny mouth hug giving interns

That's a point...so that means she's qualified to become President
because her husband is "one of those"?

Martin Baxter February 2nd 07 05:21 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
Mundo wrote:


Even bad press is press all the same. She would be nobody if bill did not
like young horny mouth hug giving interns


Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing
pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids
whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ." Hillary said, "No
problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 's." Hillary
said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."

Cheers
Marty

sailirc February 2nd 07 06:04 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
well at least Katy sails Neil
all you do is sail in your bed pan in the kook house your in



--
NH_/)_
www.sailirc.net

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Scotty" wrote
"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity
and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a
headache."


It's sad, but it's gonna happen to most of us. I pray I'll never be
like that. All vinegar and spite and hatefulness. Just look how it makes
Katy act around here.....

Cheers,
Ellen




Scotty February 2nd 07 07:12 PM

What's with Hillary?
 

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...

"Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh,

fruity
and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied

with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a
headache."



usually around 8 or 9.........



At a time? I'm impressed!

Scotty



Scotty February 2nd 07 07:15 PM

What's with Hillary?
 

"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
You like your women like fine wine, French, white and 8
years old?

Scotty





Youve been here... have you ever seen a girl under 9



yes, many times, why?


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



Capt. JG February 2nd 07 08:19 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
"sailirc" wrote in message
news:c3Lwh.24$384.20@trnddc05...
well at least Katy sails Neil
all you do is sail in your bed pan in the kook house your in



Not sure anyone could say it better than this...

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com




Mundo February 2nd 07 10:34 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 11:45:55 -0500, Ellen MacArthur wrote
(in article ews.net):


"Mundo" wrote
Even bad press is press all the same. She would be nobody if bill did not
like young horny mouth hug giving interns


Bill Jefferson (BJ) Clinton chases women like just about every other man
does.
I can't criticize him for that. But what everybody forgets is that's not what


got
him in trouble. He didn't get in trouble for having sex with Monica. He got

in
trouble for lying and perjuring himself. He's been found guilty of

obstructing
justice.
I don't see anything wrong with having a little fun with a willing
intern. I do
think it's pretty loathsome for a President to obstruct justice. If he'd a
been any
kind of man he would have just said, "Yes, I had sex with Monica. She gave me


a
blow job and I stuck cigars up her privates. Jealous? What are you gonna do
about
it? Well then go f*ck yourselves!"
For once I'd like to men in this country act like men.... That's what I
like about
Joe, Scotty and even Charlie Morgan. That's what I hate about Capt. JG,
Maxprop
and Oz. Freaking wimps!

Cheers,
Ellen



As a man I believe Bills biggest sin was getting caught ...dumb ass... And of
course once your caught what is the difference. Yeah I got a blow job and
blew my goo all over her. So what. For once we agree.

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


Mundo February 2nd 07 10:36 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 11:55:16 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):

Mundo wrote:
On Thu, 1 Feb 2007 23:29:38 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):


Mundo wrote:

On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:31:09 -0500, katy wrote
(in article ):



Mundo wrote:


On Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:15:04 -0500, Steve wrote
(in article ):




On 31-Jan-2007, Mundo wrote:




I'll bet she is a hot little muffin! All presidential and everything.
I
want
to be one of her interns. Maybe get a little something on her
dress.........

Now THAT is sick. You'd also be horning in (no pun intended) on Janet
Reno's (Chelsea's dad) private stock!


Remember the gilligans island thing... Ginger or mary ann... Well
everyone
knows mary ann was the hottie. So I propose a new Gilligans island
challenge.
Hilary or Condalisa... who is the hottie.


Condalisa...by far....in every way imaginable....


Really... Anything you want to share with the group? Ganz... any special
advice?



She is smart, talented, eclectic, and hasn't been involved in nefarious
stock market deals..and she hasn't stayed with a husband who did the
reverse cickold on her just so she could maintain her position as First
Lady and all the perks...



Even bad press is press all the same. She would be nobody if bill did not
like young horny mouth hug giving interns

That's a point...so that means she's qualified to become President
because her husband is "one of those"?


Better Qualitys than GWB/Coke Head/ Alchy. Damn that describes half my
friends. There is not one of them that could not be a better pres than the
one we have now. What really cracks me up as much as I hate this
administration is the dumb asses calling for impeachment...Anyone look down
the chain of command lately.

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


Mundo February 2nd 07 10:40 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 12:21:21 -0500, Martin Baxter wrote
(in article ):

Mundo wrote:


Even bad press is press all the same. She would be nobody if bill did not
like young horny mouth hug giving interns


Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing
pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids
whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland ." Hillary said, "No
problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan 's." Hillary
said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."

Cheers
Marty


Hilary is being given a tour of a hospital. She looks in a room and sees a
nurse giving a patient a hand job. A little flustered she asked the nurse
whats up? Nurse replied that the man had just had prostrate surgery and this
was part of the therapy towards a full recovery. The tour continues and a few
doors later she looks in and this time the nurse is giving the guy a full
blow job. Hilary really shocked this time asks the nurse to explain. The
nurse replied "same surgery better health insurance"

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


Mundo February 2nd 07 10:42 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 14:15:01 -0500, Scotty wrote
(in article ):


"Mundo" wrote in message
. net...
You like your women like fine wine, French, white and 8
years old?

Scotty





Youve been here... have you ever seen a girl under 9



yes, many times, why?


--
Scott Vernon
Plowville Pa _/)__/)_/)_



Just curious...... I would like to have the ones I lent you back before they
are 12.

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


Mundo February 2nd 07 11:08 PM

What's with Hillary?
 
On Fri, 2 Feb 2007 18:00:16 -0500, Charlie Morgan wrote
(in article ):

On Fri, 02 Feb 2007 22:36:56 GMT, Mundo wrote:


Better Qualitys than GWB/Coke Head/ Alchy.



You left out "wife beater"

CWM


I stand corrected.. Thank you. So much to remember...

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


Steve February 3rd 07 02:07 AM

What's with Hillary?
 

On 2-Feb-2007, "Scotty" wrote:

like fine wine, French, white and 8
years old?


Sounds more like michael jackson


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