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Scotty January 31st 07 03:48 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Do you think Necrophilia should be legal? Who's the

victim?

Knock yourself out, Scooter. Personally I prefer them

warm.


Microwave?



Scotty January 31st 07 03:50 AM

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NO, I didn't.


"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net.
...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
you looked?


So did you, you bestial guy.

Max





Scotty January 31st 07 04:01 AM

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Here's a pic I took today of my cute little bitch.
Enjoy Max.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/436494

Scotty


"Maxprop" wrote in

Please tell me you aren't 'seeing' your golden

retriever
again?


Never had a Golden Retriever. Cool dogs though. We got a
mutt. German Shep and Collie mix. And yes, I see her

right
now.

You going to answer the question?


Why don't you organize a 'bestiality pride' parade and see

how well it's
received. Personally I couldn't give a rat's ass, and

don't expect me to be
in the crowd watching you and your mutt walking arm-in-paw

down the street.

Max






Mundo January 31st 07 04:11 AM

Things that make you gay
 
On Tue, 30 Jan 2007 23:01:38 -0500, Scotty wrote
(in article ):

http://www.badongo.com/pic/436494


Your bitches name is Joey? Damn it must be cold in ploughville

--
Mundo, The Captain who is a bully and an ass


Martin Baxter January 31st 07 12:57 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Martin Baxter wrote:

Ellen MacArthur wrote:

"Scotty" wrote
You going to answer the question?


Maxprop is a closet homosexual. It's getting pretty obvious, isn't it? Capt. JG
and Maxprop are probably members of this ranch:

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/N...739698,00.html


Betcha it was one happy stallion! Pay back for all those years of being
ridden, spurred, whipped.....


Now that I think of it, it kinda sounds like fun, the riding and the
whipping that is. ;-o

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter January 31st 07 01:01 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Scotty wrote:

Here's a pic I took today of my cute little bitch.
Enjoy Max.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/436494


Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you snapped that?

Cheers
Marty
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Scotty January 31st 07 02:03 PM

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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:

Here's a pic I took today of my cute little bitch.
Enjoy Max.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/436494


Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you

snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032

Scotty



katy January 31st 07 02:55 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Scotty wrote:
"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...

Scotty wrote:

Here's a pic I took today of my cute little bitch.
Enjoy Max.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/436494


Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you


snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032

Scotty


She's a nice looking dog...bet she sheds bushelbaskets full, though!

Scotty January 31st 07 03:06 PM

Things that make you gay
 

"katy" wrote in message
...

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I

blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032

Scotty


She's a nice looking dog...bet she sheds bushelbaskets

full, though!

YES, she does! Even now, middle of Winter, dog hair
everywhere.
She was outside helping me split wood all day yesterday, now
she's pooped.

Scotty



Joe January 31st 07 04:41 PM

Things that make you gay
 
On Jan 31, 9:06 am, "Scotty" wrote:

She was outside helping me split wood all day yesterday, now
she's pooped.

Did she poop on the carpet?

You should train her to do that outdoors... by the outhouse maybe.

Joe


Scotty




Martin Baxter January 31st 07 05:28 PM

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Scotty wrote:

Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you

snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032


Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty


katy January 31st 07 06:00 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
Scotty wrote:

Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you


snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032



Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty

I like bugles....

Martin Baxter January 31st 07 06:14 PM

Things that make you gay
 
katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:
Scotty wrote:

Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you

snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032



Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty

I like bugles....


How 'bout trumpets, just a bugle with valves? ;-)

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter January 31st 07 06:20 PM

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katy wrote:



Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty

I like bugles....


Here's another couple for ya:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437215

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437233
http://www.badongo.com/pic/437237
http://www.badongo.com/pic/437241

A sailing pic!!

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437245

Cheers
Marty
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katy January 31st 07 07:00 PM

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Martin Baxter wrote:
katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:

Scotty wrote:


Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you

snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032


Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty


I like bugles....



How 'bout trumpets, just a bugle with valves? ;-)

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Cheers
Marty


That would be a female bugle...

katy January 31st 07 07:02 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
katy wrote:


Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty


I like bugles....



Here's another couple for ya:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437215

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437233
http://www.badongo.com/pic/437237
http://www.badongo.com/pic/437241

A sailing pic!!

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437245

Cheers
Marty
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cute...were those grape arbors in the background of the one pic?

Scotty February 1st 07 12:48 AM

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"katy" wrote in message
...



I like bugles....


me too, I'm going to have one play taps at my funeral.

Scotty



Scotty February 1st 07 12:50 AM

Things that make you gay
 
That's a cool pic! Looks like he's trying to figure out
which line to pull.

Scotty


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:

Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when

you
snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I

blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032


Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty




Scotty February 1st 07 01:02 AM

Things that make you gay
 
the two sleeping in the basket, now that's cute!


"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
katy wrote:



Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Cheers
Marty

I like bugles....


Here's another couple for ya:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437215

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437233
http://www.badongo.com/pic/437237
http://www.badongo.com/pic/437241

A sailing pic!!

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437245

Cheers
Marty
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Scotty February 1st 07 01:13 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
On Jan 31, 9:06 am, "Scotty"

wrote:

She was outside helping me split wood all day yesterday,

now
she's pooped.

Did she poop on the carpet?


One time, the first day home. Scolded her and she hasn't
done since.




You should train her to do that outdoors... by the

outhouse maybe.



Outside she only poops in the woods. never in the yard.
Good dog!

Scotty




Maxprop February 1st 07 02:58 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Do you think Necrophilia should be legal? Who's the

victim?

Knock yourself out, Scooter. Personally I prefer them

warm.


Microwave?


Alive and kicking. (Oh yeah, the kicking--hurt me.)

Max



Maxprop February 1st 07 03:00 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Here's a pic I took today of my cute little bitch.
Enjoy Max.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/436494


One can tell by the lust in her eyes that she's all yours, Scoot.

Border Collie? Or Borderline Collie?

Max



Maxprop February 1st 07 03:01 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:

Here's a pic I took today of my cute little bitch.
Enjoy Max.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/436494


Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you

snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032


Nice-looking dog.

Max



Maxprop February 1st 07 03:02 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

"katy" wrote in message
...

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I

blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032

Scotty


She's a nice looking dog...bet she sheds bushelbaskets

full, though!

YES, she does! Even now, middle of Winter, dog hair
everywhere.
She was outside helping me split wood all day yesterday, now
she's pooped.


You cruel beast, making that poor animal hold the wood in her mouth whilst
you split it.

Max



Maxprop February 1st 07 03:04 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
...
Scotty wrote:

Were you resting the camera on a running diesel when you

snapped that?

I know it's kinda blurry. It was from a distance and I blew
it up and cropped out a lot of the pic.

This one better?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032


Much better, here's one of mine:

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208


Hmmm. I believe Sherlock needs to be on 'light' dog food for a while,
Marty.

Max



Maxprop February 1st 07 03:07 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
the two sleeping in the basket, now that's cute!


Watson sleeps with his eyes open??

Max



Scotty February 1st 07 03:19 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
ink.net...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
Here's a pic I took today of my cute little bitch.
Enjoy Max.

http://www.badongo.com/pic/437032


One can tell by the lust in her eyes that she's all yours,

Scoot.

look again goofball, her eyes are closed. Every flash pic I
take with her eyes open they glow green.









Scotty February 1st 07 03:20 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
link.net..
..


YES, she does! Even now, middle of Winter, dog hair
everywhere.
She was outside helping me split wood all day yesterday,

now
she's pooped.


You cruel beast, making that poor animal hold the wood in

her mouth whilst
you split it.



She supervised. Gets that from Lisa.

;)



Scotty February 1st 07 03:21 AM

Things that make you gay
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net.
...

"Scotty" wrote in message
...
the two sleeping in the basket, now that's cute!


Watson sleeps with his eyes open??



yes, some dogs do that.



katy February 1st 07 03:41 AM

Things that make you gay
 
Scotty wrote:
"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net.
..

"Scotty" wrote in message
...

the two sleeping in the basket, now that's cute!


Watson sleeps with his eyes open??




yes, some dogs do that.


I had a kid that would do that...was unnerving to say the least...when
he grew out of toddler stage he quit it...

Martin Baxter February 1st 07 01:11 PM

Things that make you gay
 
katy wrote:


cute...were those grape arbors in the background of the one pic?



Indeed, we're trying to become the Niagara of the east.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter February 1st 07 01:12 PM

Things that make you gay
 
katy wrote:

??
??Watson sleeps with his eyes open??
?
?
?
? yes, some dogs do that.
?
?
I had a kid that would do that...was unnerving to say the least...when
he grew out of toddler stage he quit it...


Hey, I can still do that, don't tell anyone, I do it at work all the
time.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter February 1st 07 01:15 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Scotty wrote:

the two sleeping in the basket, now that's cute!


How 'bout these two?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/438261

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter February 1st 07 01:16 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Scotty wrote:

That's a cool pic! Looks like he's trying to figure out
which line to pull.


He's a she, we seem to gender challenged when it comes to naming our
pets.

Cheers
Marty

Martin Baxter February 1st 07 01:18 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Maxprop wrote:

?
? http://www.badongo.com/pic/437208

Hmmm. I believe Sherlock needs to be on 'light' dog food for a while,
Marty.


Nah, she's just "big" boned. Actully, like a lot of beagles, she has an
inordinatly large rib cage, makes her look fatter than she really is.

Cheers
Marty
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katy February 1st 07 03:01 PM

Things that make you gay
 
Martin Baxter wrote:
katy wrote:


cute...were those grape arbors in the background of the one pic?




Indeed, we're trying to become the Niagara of the east.

Cheers
Marty


You're making your own wine or really trying to become a winery? My Dad
and uncle made wine for years...some of it was very good and some of it
was swill (can't stand dandelion wine to this day...nasty evil purge)
Dad made a really good wild grape wine that was really fragrant...and
the color was beautiful...as long as they stuck to keeping the wines
sweet and not letting them go too dry, they were fine...their dry wines
were pretty bad..

Seahag February 1st 07 03:23 PM

Things that make you gay
 

"Martin Baxter" wrote:
Scotty wrote:

the two sleeping in the basket, now that's cute!


How 'bout these two?

http://www.badongo.com/pic/438261



Way too cute!

Seahag



Martin Baxter February 1st 07 05:19 PM

Things that make you gay
 
katy wrote:

Martin Baxter wrote:
katy wrote:


cute...were those grape arbors in the background of the one pic?




Indeed, we're trying to become the Niagara of the east.

Cheers
Marty


You're making your own wine or really trying to become a winery? My Dad
and uncle made wine for years...some of it was very good and some of it
was swill (can't stand dandelion wine to this day...nasty evil purge)
Dad made a really good wild grape wine that was really fragrant...and
the color was beautiful...as long as they stuck to keeping the wines
sweet and not letting them go too dry, they were fine...their dry wines
were pretty bad..


Actually it's my sister-in-law's project. My wife and all 9 of her sibs
share the 150 acres that constitute the family farm, everyone has a 1
acre waterfront lot that is not communal. She's growing fancy grapes
like chardonay and Pinot something or other, her and her husband have
been at it for about 3 years and have yet to make a single bottle of
anything. Oh well, it looks pretty and the deer are very pleased with
the taste of the vines.

Cheers
Marty
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