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Joe January 13th 07 05:41 AM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Ellen's puppet?

Joe


Ellen MacArthur January 13th 07 04:32 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Joe" wrote
Is Capt Neal Ellen's puppet?


Good one Joe. It kinda says it all, doesn't it. Tom says he hates puppets more than anything.
He thinks it should be all real people on the Internet. Duh! There are no real people in anybody's
computer. It's all bits and bytes. Tom's just another puppet. What come's first the chicken or
the egg? If the egg comes first is the chicken the puppet?

Cheers,
Ellen



Bob Crantz January 13th 07 05:52 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

Gilligan wrote in message
...
[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:

Ellen's puppet?

Joe



Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


Don't forget that he is also a good Christian man and a true patriot!

Amen!

Bob Crantz



Ted Bell January 13th 07 05:57 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

Gilligan wrote in message
...
[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:

Ellen's puppet?

Joe



Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


Don't forget that he is also a good Christian man and a true patriot!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


He is a true Rennaisance man and a real hit with the ladies!

I'm Ted Bell!



Ellen MacArthur January 13th 07 06:06 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Ted Bell" wrote
He is a true Rennaisance man and a real hit with the ladies!

I'm Ted Bell!



You forgot to mention another important thing. Capt. Neal's so good he can be
gone for years and still get people like Old Tom blue in the face....lol

Cheers,
Ellen



Paladin January 13th 07 06:18 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Ted Bell" wrote
He is a true Rennaisance man and a real hit with the ladies!

I'm Ted Bell!



You forgot to mention another important thing. Capt. Neal's so good he can be
gone for years and still get people like Old Tom blue in the face....lol

Cheers,
Ellen



Very good point, Ellen. Not only are you one prime
nubile hottie but you are smart as a pistol in the process.
Gawd, it just doesn't get any better than that!

I noticed what you said about the Captain myself. It
appears Capt. Neal still rules this group. He has become
a legend and a larger-than-life figure. I guess greatness
does that. So many small minds trying to attach themselves
to somebody great.

It occurs to me that great men like Capt. Neal carry a
staggering burden. A significant percentage of humanity
wishes to be carried around on his broad manly shoulders.

Why, Capt. Neal is a modern day Atlas.

Paladin
Have gun. Will travel.



--
Posted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com


Ellen MacArthur January 13th 07 06:21 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote
Very good point, Ellen. Not only are you one prime
nubile hottie but you are smart as a pistol in the process.
Gawd, it just doesn't get any better than that!


blush Why thankee Mr. Paladin. I'm glad somebody around here appreciates me....

Cheers,
Ellen



Thom Stewart January 13th 07 06:34 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Ted Bell,

And the Ringing in my ears is affecting my Brain. It's worst with a
"Rocky Mountain High!" :^)

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT


katy January 13th 07 06:40 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Gilligan wrote:
[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:


Ellen's puppet?

Joe




Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


You're wearing your sock over your eyes again....

katy January 13th 07 06:41 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Ted Bell" wrote

He is a true Rennaisance man and a real hit with the ladies!

I'm Ted Bell!




You forgot to mention another important thing. Capt. Neal's so good he can be
gone for years and still get people like Old Tom blue in the face....lol

Cheers,
Ellen


Except he hasn't been gone at all....

katy January 13th 07 06:42 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote

Very good point, Ellen. Not only are you one prime
nubile hottie but you are smart as a pistol in the process.
Gawd, it just doesn't get any better than that!



blush Why thankee Mr. Paladin. I'm glad somebody around here appreciates me....

Cheers,
Ellen


Right hand speaking to left hand...

Ted Bell January 13th 07 06:54 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:


Ellen's puppet?
Joe




Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


You're wearing your sock over your eyes again....


At least he's not suffering from:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halluci...ption_disorder

I'm Ted Bell!



Ted Bell January 13th 07 06:56 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Ted Bell,

And the Ringing in my ears is affecting my Brain. It's worst with a
"Rocky Mountain High!" :^)

http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ILLDRINKTOTHAT


Stop by and enjoy a nice steak with a baked potato wrapped in tin foil:

http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/philhendrie/tedbell.html

I'm Ted Bell!



jlrogers±³© January 13th 07 07:07 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Gilligan wrote in message
...
[Default] On Sat, 13 Jan 2007 13:18:54 -0500, "Paladin"
noneofyourbusiness.wwwwrote:


"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
dfreenews.net...

"Ted Bell" wrote
He is a true Rennaisance man and a real hit with the ladies!

I'm Ted Bell!


You forgot to mention another important thing. Capt. Neal's so good
he can be
gone for years and still get people like Old Tom blue in the
face....lol

Cheers,
Ellen



Very good point, Ellen. Not only are you one prime
nubile hottie but you are smart as a pistol in the process.
Gawd, it just doesn't get any better than that!

I noticed what you said about the Captain myself. It
appears Capt. Neal still rules this group. He has become
a legend and a larger-than-life figure. I guess greatness
does that. So many small minds trying to attach themselves
to somebody great.

It occurs to me that great men like Capt. Neal carry a
staggering burden. A significant percentage of humanity
wishes to be carried around on his broad manly shoulders.

Why, Capt. Neal is a modern day Atlas.

Paladin
Have gun. Will travel.



Capt Neal is indeed a legendary figure. Even though medical problems
have forced him to give up sailing and resort to touring North America
in his highly modified Airstream Trailer, his great sailing
accomplishments live on. No ne came close to being the sailor that he
was, with the pssible exception of Simple Simon, a mariner of great
note.

Gilligan



Very well said. Capt. Neal was, indeed, a mighty Sailor, though he was not
forced to give up sailing due to poor health. He was forced to withdraw by
the hordes of autographic seekers, snakeoil salesmen, publishers,
publicists, wannabees, and ******s trying to carve a piece off him.
















--
jlrogers±³©



jlrogers±³© January 13th 07 07:08 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Ted Bell,

And the Ringing in my ears is affecting my Brain. It's worst with a
"Rocky Mountain High!" :^)



Not worse than listening to John Denver singing it, I hope.

--
jlrogers±³©



katy January 13th 07 07:52 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Ted Bell wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...

Gilligan wrote:

[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:



Ellen's puppet?
Joe



Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


You're wearing your sock over your eyes again....



At least he's not suffering from:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halluci...ption_disorder

I'm Ted Bell!


You're sure about that?

Maxprop January 13th 07 08:55 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

Gilligan wrote in message
...
[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:

Ellen's puppet?

Joe



Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


Don't forget that he is also a good Christian man and a true patriot!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


Gilligan = Bob Crantz = Capt. Neal??

Max



Maxprop January 13th 07 08:55 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Ted Bell" wrote in message
...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

Gilligan wrote in message
...
[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:

Ellen's puppet?

Joe


Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


Don't forget that he is also a good Christian man and a true patriot!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


He is a true Rennaisance man and a real hit with the ladies!

I'm Ted Bell!


Gilligan = Bob Crantz = Captain Neal = Ted Bell??

It's so confusing.

Max



Maxprop January 13th 07 08:57 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Ellen MacArthur" wrote in message
reenews.net...

"Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote
Very good point, Ellen. Not only are you one prime
nubile hottie but you are smart as a pistol in the process.
Gawd, it just doesn't get any better than that!


blush Why thankee Mr. Paladin. I'm glad somebody around here appreciates
me....

Cheers,
Ellen


Gilligan = Bob Crantz = Capt. Neal = Ted Bell = Paladin = Ellen????

Someone must be really busy on his/her computer keyboard, keeping all
his/her sockpuppets straight.

Max



Maxprop January 13th 07 08:58 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote

Very good point, Ellen. Not only are you one prime
nubile hottie but you are smart as a pistol in the process.
Gawd, it just doesn't get any better than that!



blush Why thankee Mr. Paladin. I'm glad somebody around here
appreciates me....

Cheers,
Ellen

Right hand speaking to left hand...


Just the left hand speaking. We all know what the right hand is doing . . .

Max



Maxprop January 13th 07 09:00 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"jlrogers±³©" wrote in message
et...
"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Ted Bell,

And the Ringing in my ears is affecting my Brain. It's worst with a
"Rocky Mountain High!" :^)



Not worse than listening to John Denver singing it, I hope.


He, Elvis, and two of the Beatles have formed a new group.

Max



Ted Bell January 13th 07 09:19 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
link.net...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

Gilligan wrote in message
...
[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:

Ellen's puppet?

Joe


Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan


Don't forget that he is also a good Christian man and a true patriot!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


Gilligan = Bob Crantz = Capt. Neal??

Max


It doesn't matter. The Netkkkop will report them all and let God sort them
out.

I'm Ted Bell!



Ted Bell January 13th 07 09:20 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message
hlink.net...

"katy" wrote in message
...
Ellen MacArthur wrote:
"Paladin" noneofyourbusiness.www wrote

Very good point, Ellen. Not only are you one prime
nubile hottie but you are smart as a pistol in the process.
Gawd, it just doesn't get any better than that!


blush Why thankee Mr. Paladin. I'm glad somebody around here
appreciates me....

Cheers,
Ellen

Right hand speaking to left hand...


Just the left hand speaking. We all know what the right hand is doing . .
.

Max


If he didn't know what the right hand was doing would he say: "Beats me!"


I'm Ted Bell!



Ted Bell January 13th 07 09:23 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"katy" wrote in message
...
Ted Bell wrote:
"katy" wrote in message
...

Gilligan wrote:

[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:



Ellen's puppet?
Joe



Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan

You're wearing your sock over your eyes again....



At least he's not suffering from:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halluci...ption_disorder

I'm Ted Bell!

You're sure about that?


Yes, you only get that from taking way too much LSD over an extended period.

I'm Ted Bell!



Ellen MacArthur January 13th 07 09:29 PM

Is Capt Neal?
 

"Ted Bell" wrote
I'm Ted Bell!


Hey Ted! Do you really wanna put your meat in my mouth? :-)))))))))))))))
I remember hearing your ad on the Phil Hendrie show. He always bleeped out
*meat*. I thought it was a catchy thing to say. Of course you were talking about
your steaks, weren't you?

Cheers,
Ellen



katy January 14th 07 12:12 AM

Is Capt Neal?
 
Maxprop wrote:
"Ted Bell" wrote in message
...

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
...

Gilligan wrote in message
...

[Default] On 12 Jan 2007 21:41:08 -0800, "Joe"
wrote:


Ellen's puppet?

Joe


Capt Neal is no one's puppet. He is a master mariner without equal and
a role model for all.


Gilligan

Don't forget that he is also a good Christian man and a true patriot!

Amen!

Bob Crantz


He is a true Rennaisance man and a real hit with the ladies!

I'm Ted Bell!



Gilligan = Bob Crantz = Captain Neal = Ted Bell??

It's so confusing.

Max


Extract the Capn Neal and you've got it...


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