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Capt. JG November 21st 06 05:07 PM

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"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...

"DSK" wrote in message
...
...swam out with the anchor...?

Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation.


KLC Lewis wrote:
Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab
that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred
yards.

Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain
that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're
swimming....

DSK


Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post?


I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's
why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim
out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to
stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I
don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat
when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push
it out?


Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....

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www.sailnow.com




Don White November 21st 06 05:45 PM

Shame and debasement
 
-rick- wrote:
Joe wrote:

3rd, you should have jumped in and swam out
with the anchor, dove down and planted it deep so you could kedge
yourself off.



...swam out with the anchor...?



...underwater of course...

Don White November 21st 06 05:56 PM

Shame and debasement
 
Gilligan wrote:
"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
et...

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..

...swam out with the anchor...?

Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation.

KLC Lewis wrote:

Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab
that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred
yards.

Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain
that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're
swimming....

DSK


Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post?



I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's
why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim out
to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to stay
down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I don't
understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat when its
aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push it out?


I suppose that's do-able with your little Optimist sailing pram.

katy November 21st 06 07:07 PM

Shame and debasement
 
Capt. JG wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@centurytel .net...

"DSK" wrote in message
.. .

...swam out with the anchor...?

Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation.

KLC Lewis wrote:

Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab
that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a hundred
yards.

Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain
that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as you're
swimming....

DSK


Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post?


I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain. That's
why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when I swim
out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort trying to
stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's weights. I
don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to kedge the boat
when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and lift it up and push
it out?



Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....

"little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low...

scbafreak via BoatKB.com November 21st 06 07:15 PM

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katy wrote:
...swam out with the anchor...?

[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....


"little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low...



Katy at what point did you loose your sense of humor, or did you never have
one?

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katy November 21st 06 07:19 PM

Shame and debasement
 
scbafreak via BoatKB.com wrote:
katy wrote:

...swam out with the anchor...?

[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]

Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....


"little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low...




Katy at what point did you loose your sense of humor, or did you never have
one?

umm...if you knew me, you'd knwo that I said that tongue in
cheek...obviously uou don't know me...guess I'll have to get out the
voodoo doll again...

Capt. JG November 21st 06 10:49 PM

Shame and debasement
 
Mean, low, low actually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katy" wrote in message
...
Capt. JG wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@centuryte l.net...

"DSK" wrote in message
. ..

...swam out with the anchor...?

Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation.

KLC Lewis wrote:

Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab
that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a
hundred yards.

Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain
that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as
you're swimming....

DSK


Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post?


I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain.
That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when
I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort
trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's
weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to
kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and
lift it up and push it out?



Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....

"little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low...




Capt. JG November 21st 06 10:49 PM

Shame and debasement
 
You should see my reply... :-)

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"scbafreak via BoatKB.com" u25927@uwe wrote in message
news:69a1b97e46ca6@uwe...
katy wrote:
...swam out with the anchor...?

[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....


"little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low...



Katy at what point did you loose your sense of humor, or did you never
have
one?

--
Message posted via http://www.boatkb.com




KLC Lewis November 21st 06 10:51 PM

Shame and debasement
 
Might even say he's neaped himself. lol

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...
Mean, low, low actually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katy" wrote in message
...
Capt. JG wrote:
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@centuryt el.net...

"DSK" wrote in message
...

...swam out with the anchor...?

Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation.

KLC Lewis wrote:

Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab
that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a
hundred yards.

Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain
that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as
you're swimming....

DSK


Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post?


I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain.
That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when
I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort
trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's
weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to
kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and
lift it up and push it out?


Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....

"little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low...






katy November 21st 06 11:05 PM

Shame and debasement
 
KLC Lewis wrote:
Might even say he's neaped himself. lol

"Capt. JG" wrote in message
...

Mean, low, low actually.

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"katy" wrote in message
...

Capt. JG wrote:

"Gilligan" wrote in message
news:sYOdnQYY16YCh_7YnZ2dnUVZ_q6dnZ2d@comcast. com...


"KLC Lewis" wrote in message
news:H5mdnc9YYc3RiP7YnZ2dnUVZ_qGdnZ2d@century tel.net...


"DSK" wrote in message
t...


...swam out with the anchor...?

Easy - you just a cushion or pfd for flotation.

KLC Lewis wrote:


Oh, c'mon. You manly men wouldn't have any problem at all. You'd grab
that 45# CQR, plop in on your hairy chest, and backstroke out a
hundred yards.

Oh sure, the anchor itself is no problem. It's the 20 yards of chain
that's the problem... stuff keeps getting tangled in your legs as
you're swimming....

DSK


Have you tried organising it around the...Samson post?


I hate it when all my chest hair get caught up in the anchor chain.
That's why I carry the chain in my teeth and the anchor in one hand when
I swim out to set it. To make sure I don't expend any unecessary effort
trying to stay down while setting the anchor I wear 85lbs of diver's
weights. I don't understand why any manly man would use an anchor to
kedge the boat when its aground. Why not just swim under the boat and
lift it up and push it out?


Gotta get the little woman to carry the anchor and chain... come on, get
with the program....


"little woman"? oh man...you have sunk lower than low...





....in the bud...


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