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Gilligan November 2nd 06 01:59 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
What is your PhD in?




OzOne wrote in message ...

Thesis submitted today........
Sounds good dunnit

Dr Oz.....


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you.




Flying Tadpole November 3rd 06 03:54 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
Gilligan wrote:
What is your PhD in?




More importantly, what is in your PhD??


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Gilligan November 3rd 06 04:20 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
What is your PhD in?




More importantly, what is in your PhD??


Such burning insightful questions!




Flying Tadpole November 4th 06 12:22 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
Gilligan wrote:
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
What is your PhD in?



More importantly, what is in your PhD??


Such burning insightful questions!




Guess we'll just have to wait for the popularised excerpt series in the
tabloids.

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Gilligan November 4th 06 08:53 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

OzOne wrote in message ...
On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:24:18 +1030, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

Gilligan wrote:
What is your PhD in?




More importantly, what is in your PhD??


Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.

What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion of
gases or something else? Did you know Einstein invented a refrigerator? I'm
interested!

Do tell!



Joe November 5th 06 01:59 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

OzOne wrote:
On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 13:53:51 -0700, "Gilligan"
scribbled thusly:

What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion of
gases or something else? Did you know Einstein invented a refrigerator? I'm
interested!

Do tell!

You'll need to wait Gilly.
I need ensure that patents are fortcoming before I go any further.


mUST BE something secret like Ice balls vs cubes.. is that it OZ you
want to patent ice?

Joe


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.



Joe November 5th 06 02:17 AM

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OzOne wrote:
On 4 Nov 2006 17:59:53 -0800, "Joe"
scribbled thusly:

mUST BE something secret like Ice balls vs cubes.. is that it OZ you
want to patent ice?


Hey Joe..you're on the right track :-)


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.


If you can get a patent on ice you will be rich!

A fellow here at the marina owns the patent on dry wall...he's one rich
MF, but......I bet he drinks himself to death in no time. All handed to
him on a golden platter. He knows nothing but everything he wants, and
he got everything...and not much.

Joe

Joe


Gilligan November 5th 06 04:35 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
Don't you have to file your PCT's before publishing?



OzOne wrote in message ...
On Sat, 4 Nov 2006 13:53:51 -0700, "Gilligan"
scribbled thusly:

What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion
of
gases or something else? Did you know Einstein invented a refrigerator?
I'm
interested!

Do tell!

You'll need to wait Gilly.
I need ensure that patents are fortcoming before I go any further.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.




DSK November 5th 06 05:21 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
More importantly, what is in your PhD??


OzOne wrote
Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.


I hope the review committee doesn't find it "incomprehensible"


Gilligan wrote:
What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion of
gases or something else?


All the above, of course. He has applied both fuzzy logic &
string theory to produce quantum amounts of "fuzzy ice"


... Did you know Einstein invented a refrigerator? I'm
interested!


Me too.

Did you know the first air conditioner was invented to
prevent malaria?

DSK


Joe November 5th 06 05:28 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

DSK wrote:
More importantly, what is in your PhD??



OzOne wrote
Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.


I hope the review committee doesn't find it "incomprehensible"


Gilligan wrote:
What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion of
gases or something else?


All the above, of course. He has applied both fuzzy logic &
string theory to produce quantum amounts of "fuzzy ice"


... Did you know Einstein invented a refrigerator? I'm
interested!


Me too.

Did you know the first air conditioner was invented to
prevent malaria?

Quite gillinestic

The first air conditioning probably started with early man when he
moved inside a cool, dark cave to escape the summer heat and to protect
himself from the winter cold.

Humans have continually searched for ways to keep cool in the summer,
from indulging in Roman baths to siting castles for cross-ventilation
to using cardboard hand fans during many summer church services.

It has only been in the 20th century - less than 100 years - that air
conditioning as we know it now has been in use. Today, we find the
benefits of air conditioning to be much more than personal comfort - it
is necessary for improving productivity in the workplace, making
possible good medical/health service and preserving fresh and frozen
foods. In less than 100 years, air conditioning has become a necessity
in our lives.

Air conditioning - or manufactured air, as it was first called - was
originally considered to be simply controlling humidity. Textile mills
had a higher production rate if the inside humidity could be managed.
Then temperature control was added and - presto - circulated air with
controlled humidity and a constant temperature.


Joe

DSK



katy November 5th 06 09:31 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
OzOne wrote:
On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:24:18 +1030, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:


Gilligan wrote:

What is your PhD in?




More importantly, what is in your PhD??



Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.


Oz1...of the 3 twins.

I welcome you to crackerbox palace,
We've been expecting you.


Ice cubes vs. glaciation for optimal beer storage?

DSK November 6th 06 02:09 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
Did you know the first air conditioner was invented to
prevent malaria?



OzOne wrote:
You been peekin Doug?


No, just delving into my vast collection of utterly useless
facts ;)

But that's quite a nice hint, thanks. Good luck with the
dissertation & defense, it sounds like you've come up with
something truly useful.

Regards
Doug King


Gilligan November 6th 06 02:22 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

"DSK" wrote in message
...
Did you know the first air conditioner was invented to prevent malaria?



OzOne wrote:
You been peekin Doug?


No, just delving into my vast collection of utterly useless facts ;)

But that's quite a nice hint, thanks. Good luck with the dissertation &
defense, it sounds like you've come up with something truly useful.

Regards
Doug King


Was DDT invented to preserve food?



katy November 6th 06 02:41 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
Gilligan wrote:
"DSK" wrote in message
...

Did you know the first air conditioner was invented to prevent malaria?

OzOne wrote:

You been peekin Doug?


No, just delving into my vast collection of utterly useless facts ;)

But that's quite a nice hint, thanks. Good luck with the dissertation &
defense, it sounds like you've come up with something truly useful.

Regards
Doug King



Was DDT invented to preserve food?


It's the secret ingredient in Twinkies...why else would they have a
forever shelf life? When the roaches eat them after we're gone, they'll
finally be gone, too....

DSK November 6th 06 02:42 PM

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Gilligan wrote:
Was DDT invented to preserve food?


To preserve it from being eaten by insects, sure.

Was LSD invented to make it easier for pregnant women to
give birth?

DSK


katy November 6th 06 03:15 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
DSK wrote:
Gilligan wrote:

Was DDT invented to preserve food?



To preserve it from being eaten by insects, sure.

Was LSD invented to make it easier for pregnant women to give birth?

DSK

Was thalidomide invented to rpevent miscarriage?

Jeff November 6th 06 03:17 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
DSK wrote:
Gilligan wrote:
Was DDT invented to preserve food?


no

Was LSD invented to make it easier for pregnant women to give birth?


yes.

Albert Hoffman had his 100th birthday this year, amid great celebration.

Scotty November 6th 06 03:39 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

"DSK" wrote in message
...
Gilligan wrote:
Was DDT invented to preserve food?


To preserve it from being eaten by insects, sure.

Was LSD invented to make it easier for pregnant women to
give birth?


it was invented so people like Neal could get laid.





Lady Pilot November 7th 06 03:06 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

OzOne wrote:
On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:24:18 +1030, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:
More importantly, what is in your PhD??


Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.


How utterly disappointing...I thought maybe you were going to be a
gynecologist. :-)

LP



Lady Pilot November 7th 06 03:10 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

OzOne wrote:
On Mon, 6 Nov 2006 10:39:04 -0500, "Scotty"
scribbled thusly:

it was invented so people like Neal could get laid.

Nah, that was PVC


Ahah! Capt. Neal told me it was a substitute for cream in my coffee! ;-)

LP



Scout November 8th 06 01:53 PM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:24:18 +1030, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

Gilligan wrote:
What is your PhD in?




More importantly, what is in your PhD??


Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.

What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion
of gases or something else? Did you know Einstein invented a refrigerator?
I'm interested!

Do tell!


I'm guessing it's the system that uses sound waves and speakers as the
cooling system!
Are we keeping score?
Scout



Gilligan November 9th 06 12:34 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:24:18 +1030, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

Gilligan wrote:
What is your PhD in?




More importantly, what is in your PhD??

Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.

What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion
of gases or something else? Did you know Einstein invented a
refrigerator? I'm interested!

Do tell!


I'm guessing it's the system that uses sound waves and speakers as the
cooling system!
Are we keeping score?
Scout


The problem with single frequency sound waves, if they are travelling is
that a fixed point along the path experiences both high and low pressures
equally.

In the case of standing waves a fixed point sees a time varying pressure.
The trick in either case would be to move from a high pressure point to a
low pressure point quickly or do a frequency sweep. Still doesn't sound
practical.

Perhaps using a liquid as the medium rather than air and having the liquid
go through a phase change. Now it's almost a conventional refrigerator, one
is just replacing the compressor.



Scout November 9th 06 03:37 AM

Are ya gonna call me Dr Oz?
 
"Gilligan" wrote in message
...

"Scout" wrote in message
...
"Gilligan" wrote in message
. ..

OzOne wrote in message
...
On Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:24:18 +1030, Flying Tadpole
scribbled thusly:

Gilligan wrote:
What is your PhD in?




More importantly, what is in your PhD??

Lost of incomprehensible BS about a method of cooling.

What kind of cooling - phase change, magnetic, electric field, expansion
of gases or something else? Did you know Einstein invented a
refrigerator? I'm interested!

Do tell!


I'm guessing it's the system that uses sound waves and speakers as the
cooling system!
Are we keeping score?
Scout


The problem with single frequency sound waves, if they are travelling is
that a fixed point along the path experiences both high and low pressures
equally.

In the case of standing waves a fixed point sees a time varying pressure.
The trick in either case would be to move from a high pressure point to a
low pressure point quickly or do a frequency sweep. Still doesn't sound
practical.

Perhaps using a liquid as the medium rather than air and having the liquid
go through a phase change. Now it's almost a conventional refrigerator,
one is just replacing the compressor.


Might it widen the range of possible refrigerants (i.e., phase changing
medium)?
Would be nice to see a system that uses water as the refrigerant (besides
some commercial absorbers).
Scout




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