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You've banned Vegemite!?
OzOne wrote:
Bwaahahahahahhahahahhahahhaaa! Guns are OK, but Vegemite is banned! http://www.news.com.au/sundaymail/st...003406,00.html Oz1...of the 3 twins. I welcome you to crackerbox palace,We've been expecting you. Forget Osama bin Missin'. Forget Iraq Forget North Korea Let's concentrate on REAL world threats!!! How can we counter them??? BAN VEGEMITE!!!!! -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- WWW.FLYINGTADPOLE.COM http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera |
You've banned Vegemite!?
Where the heck have you been Tadpole?
Have you given up sailing for music full time? Flying Tadpole wrote: Let's concentrate on REAL world threats!!! How can we counter them??? BAN VEGEMITE!!!!! Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- WWW.FLYINGTADPOLE.COM http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera |
You've banned Vegemite!?
Bart wrote:
Where the heck have you been Tadpole? Have you given up sailing for music full time? No Bart, just violently heavy work levels over the last two years and probably the next 2. Much driving the Subaru around in the middle of nowhere trying to get to a GPS point not worth getting to when one actually reaches it...the music is suffering nearly as badly as the sailing...Lady Kate's gonna kill me when I next take her out, so much so that she's going to be slipped soon for a cosmetic cleanup in the hopes that the punishment will be softened a touch...... -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera |
You've banned Vegemite!?
Do you do any tunes in the style of the "Soggy Bottom Boys"?
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You've banned Vegemite!?
Gilligan wrote:
Do you do any tunes in the style of the "Soggy Bottom Boys"? Well, I might have done given a bit of time, but after my initial iconoclastic reaction, I realised that Vegemite is a US company & US brand after all, so it's only the standard, sad case of the US shooting its own best interests in the foot, hardly worth even a raised eyebrow. Despairingly yours, FT -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- www.flyingtadpole.com http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera |
You've banned Vegemite!?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: Do you do any tunes in the style of the "Soggy Bottom Boys"? Well, I might have done given a bit of time, but after my initial iconoclastic reaction, I realised that Vegemite is a US company & US brand after all, so it's only the standard, sad case of the US shooting its own best interests in the foot, hardly worth even a raised eyebrow. Despairingly yours, FT -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- www.flyingtadpole.com http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera Don't despair dear Tadpole. Look at it as the US simply reciprocating, not to be confused with vacillating. Vegemite is to Australians as guns are to Americans. We can't take our guns to your country. You can't take that viscuous laxative here. With that arrangement how can anyone be shot in the foot? |
You've banned Vegemite!?
Gilligan wrote:
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: Do you do any tunes in the style of the "Soggy Bottom Boys"? Well, I might have done given a bit of time, but after my initial iconoclastic reaction, I realised that Vegemite is a US company & US brand after all, so it's only the standard, sad case of the US shooting its own best interests in the foot, hardly worth even a raised eyebrow. Despairingly yours, FT -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- www.flyingtadpole.com http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera Don't despair dear Tadpole. Look at it as the US simply reciprocating, not to be confused with vacillating. Vegemite is to Australians as guns are to Americans. We can't take our guns to your country. You can't take that viscuous laxative here. With that arrangement how can anyone be shot in the foot? Ahem. At the risk of repeating myself, Kraft Foods & Vegemite brand are entirely US-owned. Is denying a multitude of Australian expatriates in the US their daily vitamin B & folate fix worth the loss of sales revenue? Anyway, re the US guns; on my last recent run through Woomera, there were American guns everywhere! -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera |
You've banned Vegemite!?
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: Do you do any tunes in the style of the "Soggy Bottom Boys"? Well, I might have done given a bit of time, but after my initial iconoclastic reaction, I realised that Vegemite is a US company & US brand after all, so it's only the standard, sad case of the US shooting its own best interests in the foot, hardly worth even a raised eyebrow. Despairingly yours, FT -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- www.flyingtadpole.com http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera Don't despair dear Tadpole. Look at it as the US simply reciprocating, not to be confused with vacillating. Vegemite is to Australians as guns are to Americans. We can't take our guns to your country. You can't take that viscuous laxative here. With that arrangement how can anyone be shot in the foot? Ahem. At the risk of repeating myself, Kraft Foods & Vegemite brand are entirely US-owned. Is denying a multitude of Australian expatriates in the US their daily vitamin B & folate fix worth the loss of sales revenue? Anyway, re the US guns; on my last recent run through Woomera, there were American guns everywhere! Obviously you have given much thought to good old crafty American politiking. The ban is an obvious ploy to create jobs in America. Vast factories will be set up to supply the phenomenal demand for vegemite here in the US. Fortunately gun owners subdued the run on grocery stores for stockpilers of the yeasty smear. For now American vegemite producers will have to get by on huge subsidies to make up for the loss in income. It's an election year. Yesterday - French cheese, today -vegemite, tomorrow -The World! I take it no American gun has shot you in the foot since you ran through Woomera. |
You've banned Vegemite!?
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You've banned Vegemite!?
Gilligan wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_rMCOf5ULE That's the only decent aria or duet in that whole opera....one of Bizet's worst.... |
You've banned Vegemite!?
"katy" wrote in message That's the only decent aria or duet in that whole opera.... The Vegemite Opera? Banned in various locales? |
You've banned Vegemite!?
Gilligan wrote:
"katy" wrote in message That's the only decent aria or duet in that whole opera.... The Vegemite Opera? Banned in various locales? No, silly...The Pearl Fishers....it's very boring except fir that ine duet... |
An Ode To Vegemite
An Ode To Vegemite
Oh, Vegemite, you mighty rendition Of health, prosperity and ambition Why have they banned you from Aussies ex-pat, Who swear not to succumb to American fat? The spread so malicious It’s taste, unwashed dishes; Yet loved by so many It’s truly uncanny.. Vegemite, folate-filled food for the masses Instantly stirs up gastronomical gasses. It twists and winds down the esophageal tube Of King, Queen and peasant and lowliest rube. Vegemite built up a nation of criminals With the taste of a night pot or even a urinal. So what more can we say to our friends from the South Be careful of what Kraft puts into your mouth! |
An Ode To Vegemite
Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!1
"katy" wrote in message ... An Ode To Vegemite Oh, Vegemite, you mighty rendition Of health, prosperity and ambition Why have they banned you from Aussies ex-pat, Who swear not to succumb to American fat? The spread so malicious It’s taste, unwashed dishes; Yet loved by so many It’s truly uncanny.. Vegemite, folate-filled food for the masses Instantly stirs up gastronomical gasses. It twists and winds down the esophageal tube Of King, Queen and peasant and lowliest rube. Vegemite built up a nation of criminals With the taste of a night pot or even a urinal. So what more can we say to our friends from the South Be careful of what Kraft puts into your mouth! |
You've banned Vegemite!?
Gilligan wrote:
"Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: "Flying Tadpole" wrote in message ... Gilligan wrote: Do you do any tunes in the style of the "Soggy Bottom Boys"? Well, I might have done given a bit of time, but after my initial iconoclastic reaction, I realised that Vegemite is a US company & US brand after all, so it's only the standard, sad case of the US shooting its own best interests in the foot, hardly worth even a raised eyebrow. Despairingly yours, FT -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- www.flyingtadpole.com http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera Don't despair dear Tadpole. Look at it as the US simply reciprocating, not to be confused with vacillating. Vegemite is to Australians as guns are to Americans. We can't take our guns to your country. You can't take that viscuous laxative here. With that arrangement how can anyone be shot in the foot? Ahem. At the risk of repeating myself, Kraft Foods & Vegemite brand are entirely US-owned. Is denying a multitude of Australian expatriates in the US their daily vitamin B & folate fix worth the loss of sales revenue? Anyway, re the US guns; on my last recent run through Woomera, there were American guns everywhere! Obviously you have given much thought to good old crafty American politiking. The ban is an obvious ploy to create jobs in America. Vast factories will be set up to supply the phenomenal demand for vegemite here in the US. Fortunately gun owners subdued the run on grocery stores for stockpilers of the yeasty smear. For now American vegemite producers will have to get by on huge subsidies to make up for the loss in income. It's an election year. Yesterday - French cheese, today -vegemite, tomorrow -The World! Presumably the original purchase of Kraft was in the mistaken belief that it harboured a Weapon of Mouth Destruction. I take it no American gun has shot you in the foot since you ran through Woomera. No. The guns were fixed to the wings of stationary aircraft and couldn't be depressed in time. I, on the other hand, am easily depressed. -- Flying Tadpole ---------------------------------- http://www.soundclick.com/flyingtadpole http://music.download.com/timfatchen http://music.download.com/internetopera |
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