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"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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Maxprop wrote:

"Martin Baxter" wrote in message
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My son just bought TWO Seadoos from his girlfriend's father!

Where have I gone wrong?

The younger generation is not smitten with sailing as a rule. It's a
rare
youngster that prefers sailboats over something that goes fast and burns
fossil fuels at an alarming rate while polluting the environment. I
think
it something in their hormones.

Max

I blame it on higher education. He's gone to school, worked hard, gotten
a degree and consequently a job that pays him too much, so burning fuel
at 30 litres and hour doesn't bother him (that's about 8 US Gal/hr)!

Education--it shall be the undoing of all.

Max

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"Maxprop" wrote in message
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The younger generation is not smitten with sailing as a rule. It's a
rare youngster that prefers sailboats over something that goes fast and
burns fossil fuels at an alarming rate while polluting the environment.
I think it something in their hormones.


If a young kid desired sailing I'd say something was wrong with him.
Sailing, like civilization must be learned.

My four-year-old grandson must be in deep trouble. He loves our sailboat,
but doesn't care much for my Boston Whaler while bounding over the chop at
40 mph.

Max

I have disowned my son!
 

"Maxprop" wrote in message

My four-year-old grandson must be in deep trouble. He loves our sailboat,
but doesn't care much for my Boston Whaler while bounding over the chop at
40 mph.

He's either a Tea Biscuit.... or just ****ed you won't let him steer the
Whaler.

Have the lad club a few cute baby seals with his Fisher Price Seal Club...

CM-

I have disowned my son!
 

Maxprop wrote:


Guess I should have posted a smiley face after my comment, Marty. Thought
it was obvious. Guess not.

Ok, guess that's what I get for posting from work, too many
distractions.

Cheers
Marty

I have disowned my son!
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote:

"Maxprop" wrote in message

My four-year-old grandson must be in deep trouble. He loves our sailboat,
but doesn't care much for my Boston Whaler while bounding over the chop at
40 mph.

He's either a Tea Biscuit.... or just ****ed you won't let him steer the
Whaler.

Have the lad club a few cute baby seals with his Fisher Price Seal Club...

Hakapiks are only available at Canadian Wal-Marts.

Cheers
Marty

I have disowned my son!
 

"Capt.Mooron" wrote in message
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"Maxprop" wrote in message

My four-year-old grandson must be in deep trouble. He loves our
sailboat, but doesn't care much for my Boston Whaler while bounding over
the chop at 40 mph.

He's either a Tea Biscuit.... or just ****ed you won't let him steer the
Whaler.

LOL. He's anything but. He's the toughest 4 y.o. I've ever known, almost
to the point of being obnoxious. His soccer team scored an aggregate 23
goals this fall--he scored all but 5, plus three for opposing teams (oops).
He's also the size of most 6 y.o. boys.


Have the lad club a few cute baby seals with his Fisher Price Seal Club...

I've been pointing out Cannucks for the kid and telling him they are
terrorists, the enemy. He can't wait to begin clubbing them.

Max