unless you own a house less than 40 ft above ground according to Gore.

But lets be real here. Lets look at the positive side of global
warming.

First the trade winds will move north, better constant breezes.

More tropical fruit and drinks.

Warmer summers! More sailing!

Deeper harbors, more mooring areas.

I could sail to the islands around Austin.

More fishing grounds.

Salinty in the sea will drop....less rust.

Better diving sites.

No more annoying polar ice caps, iceburgs, or Greenland.

Every cloud has a silver lining right?

Now we should focus on altering the moons orbit so we always have a
full moon.

Joe