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Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 11:25 AM

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Another near perfect sail last night....great winds, good food and a
stunning sunset that seemed to last forever. Elizabeth, at the helm,
said it was the most fun she'd ever had at the helm of a boat near the
size of Heart of Gold. She raced J24's for 9 years.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...jonsuzweby.jpg

Sailing again today...can't wait!!!



RB
35s5
NY


Scotty August 23rd 06 01:14 PM

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Horizon's not level....again.

Is that a Heinekin bottle in Sudsy's hand?

Scotty


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com..
..
Another near perfect sail last night....great winds, good

food and a
stunning sunset that seemed to last forever. Elizabeth, at

the helm,
said it was the most fun she'd ever had at the helm of a

boat near the
size of Heart of Gold. She raced J24's for 9 years.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...jonsuzweby.jpg

Sailing again today...can't wait!!!



RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 01:14 PM

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Horizon's not level....again.

Is that a Heinekin bottle in Sudsy's hand?



Yes...and YES!!!


RB
35s5
NY


Scotty August 23rd 06 01:24 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

Horizon's not level....again.

Is that a Heinekin bottle in Sudsy's hand?



Yes...and YES!!!



I can fully understand why she needs to drink, but, what
happened to your 'no drinks onboard' rule?

Scotty



Joe August 23rd 06 01:30 PM

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Scotty wrote:
"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

Horizon's not level....again.

Is that a Heinekin bottle in Sudsy's hand?



Yes...and YES!!!



I can fully understand why she needs to drink, but, what
happened to your 'no drinks onboard' rule?

Scotty


Yelp ...he can kiss that " no drinking aboard" rule goodby.
A new skipper commands the vessel...It's party time!

Joe


Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 01:39 PM

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what
happened to your 'no drinks onboard' rule?



I was crocked and didn't notice that she had a beer! It was a stormy
night when we got home!



RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz August 23rd 06 02:22 PM

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So what happened to the "No Booze on Board" Rule?

Liar!




Bob Crantz August 23rd 06 02:48 PM

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"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Horizon's not level....again.

Is that a Heinekin bottle in Sudsy's hand?

Scotty


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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
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So will being tired.
Being distracted can be a lot worst than a couple of drinks. MODERATE
Nutsy. I alway tried to seriously examine my own condition


After some years as a bouncer, I've probably heard every excuse there
is to drink and operate a car, boat and even a motorcycle. The most
common is the "I've been doing it for XX amount of years and I've been
fine."


You've just contradicted yourself. After x years of doing y...


Well, that's great. But too many people haven't been fine and have hurt
themselves and others.


But not all, not a majority, not a large minority. A very, very small
minority.

The bottom line is that no one drinks on my boat
while underway.


Yet a Ghost Girl got groped by a drunk!

As you've seen from the many pics, no one has had a
problem with this.


Is a picture really proof?

Go sailing, clear your head and the bloodstream
while you're at it.


In the air of NYC? You gotta be kidding.

Now that Thomas is aboard if I see anyone drinking while piloting a
boat, I will report them without hesitation. Drinking and operating ANY
kind of vehicle is both childish and foolish.


But it is not illegal! In Wyoming and Montana you can drink and drive as
long as you are not drunk. In fact you can drink and drive in all states in
your blood alcohol is below the limit.

It's also selfish.
I did my fair share of drinking, Thom. Then I grew up and realized even
moderate drinking is better left behind.


That's due to a medical condition, not a moral decision.

I haven't regretted that
decision for a moment.


Liar! You wish you had good bowel health. Then you would drink!

It's very depressing to find a person drinks,
LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smokes or voted for Bush these days.
LI AR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It must suck to be you. I could care less about what others do as long as
they do me no harm.


RB
35s5
NY





Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 03:23 PM

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I thought there was no alcohol served on your boat?



Generally there isn't....but we had a "small" lottery win a few days
ago and we're celebrating.


RB


Joe August 23rd 06 03:38 PM

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Capt. Rob wrote:
what
happened to your 'no drinks onboard' rule?



I was crocked and didn't notice that she had a beer! It was a stormy
night when we got home!


Did you have a cold front move thru? Any Lightning?

What were you "crocked" on? crack?

Joe





RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 04:00 PM

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Any Lightning?

Oh, yes!


What were you "crocked" on? crack?


I was sober, but sweaty.


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. JG August 23rd 06 04:19 PM

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Indeed. Kind of a amateurish thing for a hi-end photographer.. no PFDs,
drinking (well, that's ok).

--
"j" ganz @@
www.sailnow.com

"Scotty" wrote in message
. ..
Horizon's not level....again.

Is that a Heinekin bottle in Sudsy's hand?

Scotty


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
oups.com..
.
Another near perfect sail last night....great winds, good

food and a
stunning sunset that seemed to last forever. Elizabeth, at

the helm,
said it was the most fun she'd ever had at the helm of a

boat near the
size of Heart of Gold. She raced J24's for 9 years.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...jonsuzweby.jpg

Sailing again today...can't wait!!!



RB
35s5
NY






Joe August 23rd 06 04:22 PM

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Capt. Rob wrote:
I thought there was no alcohol served on your boat?



Generally there isn't....but we had a "small" lottery win a few days
ago and we're celebrating.


Yeah I did notice Suzy looks estatic!

What a party.. How much did you win?

Joe


RB



Joe August 23rd 06 04:30 PM

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Capt. Rob wrote:
Any Lightning?

Oh, yes!


What were you "crocked" on? crack?


I was sober, but sweaty.


Feeling "crocked" tired, lathargic, out of breath..sweaty ect combined
with your odvious semi loss of concisness are all sign of poor heath,
bad food, and a horrid lifestyle.

Man you better quit eating all that processed fast food, drinking
gallons of coca cola, and start a real exercise program or you will
soon be pushing up daisy's.

Joe




RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 04:31 PM

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What a party.. How much did you win?



27K after taxes. I called up Doyle this morning to swap over to the
tri-radial sails cuz I like the way they look!


RB
35s5
NY


Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 04:33 PM

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Feeling "crocked" tired, lathargic, out of breath..sweaty ect combined
with your odvious semi loss of concisness are all sign of poor heath




Or the result of a nice lady's ass on one's face!


RB
35s5
NY


Joe August 23rd 06 04:34 PM

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Capt. Rob wrote:
What a party.. How much did you win?



27K after taxes. I called up Doyle this morning to swap over to the
tri-radial sails cuz I like the way they look!


I'm sure thats how you select all your sailing equipment.
Can you put in lots of pretty colors?

Will it preform any better?

Joe


RB
35s5
NY



Capt. Rob August 23rd 06 05:11 PM

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I'm sure thats how you select all your sailing equipment.


Nah, I just pick the more expensive stuff!



Will it preform any better?


New sails often do, but I'll let you know!


RB
35s5
NY


Thom Stewart August 23rd 06 06:21 PM

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Yeah Nutsy,

Booze on board; yeah! Drinking while underway; yeah!

Seems your stated rule takes it's place with the other list "LIES" and
you've proven yourself a Liar by your on lies proven with your own posts
and pictures.

You know Nutsy, you bring to mind the old saying; " Stupid is forever,
but ignorance can be fixed"

So, have a nice sail. I envy you; be it TRUE or FALSE!!




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


Joe August 23rd 06 06:29 PM

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Capt. Rob wrote:
I'm sure thats how you select all your sailing equipment.


Nah, I just pick the more expensive stuff!



Will it preform any better?


New sails often do, but I'll let you know!


I hope you took my advice and had them cut above the rails.. That
bunched up fore sail is a clusterf*&Kin joke.

Joe

RB
35s5
NY



Scotty August 23rd 06 09:39 PM

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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On 23 Aug 2006 03:25:23 -0700, "Capt. Rob"

wrote:

Another near perfect sail last night....great winds, good

food and a
stunning sunset that seemed to last forever. Elizabeth,

at the helm,
said it was the most fun she'd ever had at the helm of a

boat near the
size of Heart of Gold. She raced J24's for 9 years.

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/imag...jonsuzweby.jpg

Sailing again today...can't wait!!!



RB
35s5
NY


I thought there was no alcohol served on your boat?



Way to keep up, asswipe!





Scotty August 23rd 06 09:40 PM

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"Joe" wrote in message
oups.com..
..

Capt. Rob wrote:
I thought there was no alcohol served on your boat?



Generally there isn't....but we had a "small" lottery

win a few days
ago and we're celebrating.


Yeah I did notice Suzy looks estatic!



She looks smashed...what a lush!

SBV



Thom Stewart August 23rd 06 10:43 PM

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Scotty,

Yeah, guess we can put the lottery win next to finding the "diamond" in
the bilge, next to the shackles, next to the wind speeds on calm water,
next to the yard trailer next etc.,etc., but he does set himself up for
a pretty nice "kick-me." He gets members to respond like no one else
does. Not since Neal is gone.

A PITA he is but he is our own PITA. So, Happy Sails to you Nutsy; till
you Lie again.




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage


Jonathan Ganz August 23rd 06 10:59 PM

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In article ,
Charlie Morgan wrote:

Someday, you may learn how usenet works... or not.

CWM


I'd be willing to bet that very few people on this ng actually
understand how usenet works, except perhaps in a superficial way.

Don't feel bad.. we're all in the same boat.


--
Capt. JG @@
www.sailnow.com



Scotty August 24th 06 12:51 AM

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Yulp, right next to the ''no drinking onboard'' rule.

Ha ha hahaha ha

Scotty


"Thom Stewart" wrote in message
...
Scotty,

Yeah, guess we can put the lottery win next to finding the

"diamond" in
the bilge, next to the shackles, next to the wind speeds

on calm water,
next to the yard trailer next etc.,etc., but he does set

himself up for
a pretty nice "kick-me." He gets members to respond like

no one else
does. Not since Neal is gone.

A PITA he is but he is our own PITA. So, Happy Sails to

you Nutsy; till
you Lie again.




http://community.webtv.net/tassail/ThomPage




Scotty August 24th 06 12:53 AM

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"Krusty BB Morgan" wrote
Sailing again today...can't wait!!!



RB
35s5
NY

I thought there was no alcohol served on your boat?



Way to keep up, asswipe!




Someday, you may learn how usenet works... or not.


Someday, you may grow up.......but I'd bet against it.






Maxprop August 24th 06 02:30 PM

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"Charlie Morgan" wrote in message
...
On 23 Aug 2006 14:59:19 -0700, lid (Jonathan Ganz)
wrote:

In article ,
Charlie Morgan wrote:

Someday, you may learn how usenet works... or not.

CWM


I'd be willing to bet that very few people on this ng actually
understand how usenet works, except perhaps in a superficial way.

Don't feel bad.. we're all in the same boat.


Scotty doesn't seem to even have a superficial understanding. He
apparently
thinks everybody gets every post he gets, and at the same time, in the
same
order.

If we were all in Scotty's dryed out boat, I'd feel bad for all of us...
Well,
almost all of us.


Why is that, Binary Bill the Blowhard? Do you even own a boat? Do you even
know how to sail?
Do you even have a clue??

Highly doubtful.

Max



Scotty August 24th 06 02:45 PM

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''Krusty BB Morgan" wrote

Don't feel bad.. we're all in the same boat.


Scotty doesn't seem to even have a superficial

understanding.

Scotty doesn't give a ****!



If we were all in Scotty's dryed out boat,


You would be tossed out onto the parking lot.

SV




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