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Capt. Rob August 21st 06 01:17 PM

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Ah ha, so that's why the binnacle is wearing a jacket...
brilliant!


It's a Binnacle Coat, available from West Marine. It matches our
canvas.


RB


Bob Crantz August 21st 06 02:17 PM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

2 kids and your
sailing days are toast.

You said that when Thomas came into the picture. So far you've been
about 138% wrong. Today is the only day this week we're not sailing...I
have to put a lot of sailing gear on Ebay for the yard.


I was absolutely correct. It is you who is blind. Cut down the trees to see
the forest.

With all those new cars, coin collections and such you could have easily not
had kids, not have to work and been sailing full time around the world!

Instead, it is only a fading dream.

Wait until Thomas gets locked into school hours.

Then all the "sailing" you will be doing is visiting your boat, which is
just about what you are doing now.

Your one opportunity for an overnight trip is ruined by Sudsy being sick.

Next time it will be a neck ache, a head ache and you will see that the each
of the few and far between opportunities for you to do what you want is
squandered by your wife or imbecilic kids!

You're toast!

Get a divorce sooner rather than later and find a good orphanage, set sail
and get the hell out of there!

Doug King is far, far richer than you. He has all the time in the world with
no encumberances.

Glory to God!



Capt. Rob August 21st 06 02:57 PM

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I was absolutely correct. It is you who is blind.


Sailing the same amount as before Thom makes me blind? Oh.


With all those new cars, coin collections and such you could have easily not
had kids, not have to work and been sailing full time around the world!


But we don't want to sail around the world. Must I?


Instead, it is only a fading dream.



Yes, it's fading along with our jib sheets which are wearing fast!


Wait until Thomas gets locked into school hours.


We currently sail after school hours anyway, but you do know that kids
get the summer off, right?


Then all the "sailing" you will be doing is visiting your boat, which is
just about what you are doing now.


Yeah...I keep posting those pics of those "visits" with the sails up!
Here's yesterday's...

http://members.aol.com/bobsprit/images/newhelm2.jpg


Your one opportunity for an overnight trip is ruined by Sudsy being sick.


We're going this week for two days and we still had a great sail
yesterday.


Next time it will be a neck ache, a head ache and you will see that the each
of the few and far between opportunities for you to do what you want is
squandered by your wife or imbecilic kids!



Hmmm, seems I'm sick and canceling sails more than Suzanne. She seems
to like sailing even more than me!


Get a divorce sooner rather than later and find a good orphanage, set sail
and get the hell out of there!


What a sad thought.


Doug King is far, far richer than you. He has all the time in the world with
no encumberances.


If you don't think a giant tank of diesel fuel and no sails is "no
encumberances" so be it!

Your little vacation did you no good. Did you see page 3 and 4 added to
my website?

http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/page2.html
http://hometown.aol.com/bobsprit/page3.html


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz August 21st 06 07:29 PM

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Ship that kid off to military school so he will have a masculine role model
in his life!

Slap the broad around and get her an apartment near work so she can work
overtime!

Go down to the boat and sail it out of sight of land, throw the compass
overboard and be a man for once!

A manly man!

You can do it!




Capt. Rob August 21st 06 08:14 PM

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throw the compass
overboard


Can't I just keep it covered like I usually do?


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz August 21st 06 08:17 PM

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Only if you don't use your superhuman powers.


"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ps.com...

throw the compass
overboard


Can't I just keep it covered like I usually do?


RB
35s5
NY




Capt. Rob August 21st 06 09:10 PM

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Only if you don't use your superhuman powers.



Bob, you've fallen to the point where a JG post is likely to be of
higher interest. Sad to say...but it's true.


RB
35s5
NY


Bob Crantz August 22nd 06 12:31 AM

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"Capt. Rob" wrote in message
ups.com...

Only if you don't use your superhuman powers.



Bob, you've fallen to the point where a JG post is likely to be of
higher interest. Sad to say...but it's true.


RB
35s5
NY


Should I use my superhuman powers to turn things around?




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