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Capt. Scumbalino August 15th 06 10:46 PM

Step right this way...
 
If you long to entertain a host of friends aboard your boat, stride manfully
amongst the sunbathing lovelies, or, in an idle moment, use your night
vision binoculars to remind yourself what the far end of the vast, palatial
cockpit in which you lounge actually looks like, all you need is one of
these...

http://community.webshots.com/photo/...48327613tVCkrn

This information, of course, should now allow us to perform the neccessary
calculations to determine the following...

If you had a line of NYers on the port side seats, another line on the
starboard seats, and one balancing precariously on the helm's seat, how many
NYers do you have in your cockpit?

You may assume that, to reduce bulk, none of them are wearing lifejackets.

2 ASA points.


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Capt Scumbalino



Bob Crantz August 15th 06 11:13 PM

Step right this way...
 

"Capt. Scumbalino" wrote in message
...
If you long to entertain a host of friends aboard your boat, stride
manfully
amongst the sunbathing lovelies, or, in an idle moment, use your night
vision binoculars to remind yourself what the far end of the vast,
palatial
cockpit in which you lounge actually looks like, all you need is one of
these...

http://community.webshots.com/photo/...48327613tVCkrn

This information, of course, should now allow us to perform the neccessary
calculations to determine the following...

If you had a line of NYers on the port side seats, another line on the
starboard seats, and one balancing precariously on the helm's seat, how
many
NYers do you have in your cockpit?

You may assume that, to reduce bulk, none of them are wearing lifejackets.

2 ASA points.


--
Capt Scumbalino



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I had to say 6 feet to get Ole Robbie to run with the tape measure. By
simple scaling I can up with about 7. Thanks for fine work there Scumbalino!

What till Lloyd Bonifide hears about this!



Joe August 15th 06 11:41 PM

Step right this way...
 

Capt. Scumbalino wrote:
, how many
NYers do you have in your cockpit?

You may assume that, to reduce bulk, none of them are wearing lifejackets.

2 ASA points.


5.5 nyer's

Joe




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Capt Scumbalino




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